LMAObama » socialism http://lmaobama.com Historically Hilarious Tue, 22 May 2012 05:00:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Honk if you’re a socialist! http://lmaobama.com/2012/05/07/7346/ http://lmaobama.com/2012/05/07/7346/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 01:40:21 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=7346 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2012/05/07/7346/feed/ 105 And by giving the Government your lunch money, you will save the lives of other children. You don’t want to be the reason they die, do you? http://lmaobama.com/2011/12/29/5610/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/12/29/5610/#comments Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:26:44 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5610 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/12/29/5610/feed/ 60 Today I’m thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, class warfare… http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/#comments Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:30:41 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5503 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/feed/ 43 First, you get their health care. Second, get their guns. After that, it’s all downhill. http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:08:29 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5414 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/feed/ 41 …and when you have your fourth child, your welfare check is effectively doubled. http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/15/4917/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/15/4917/#comments Tue, 15 Nov 2011 22:32:57 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4917 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/15/4917/feed/ 96 I’ll explain one more time, kid. If your parents’ AGI is under $50K, you get two candy bars…over $50K and I take three out of your bag and put them in mine. http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:09:12 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4867 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/feed/ 116 These pumpkins will be distributed according to the new “Pumpkin Redistribution Law”. http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 05:56:05 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4786 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/feed/ 72