LMAObama » health care http://lmaobama.com Historically Hilarious Tue, 22 May 2012 05:00:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 She says her right arm hurts. 7 weeks? Doctor, I don’t care what my health plan mandates! http://lmaobama.com/2012/02/09/5741/ http://lmaobama.com/2012/02/09/5741/#comments Thu, 09 Feb 2012 09:50:41 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5741 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2012/02/09/5741/feed/ 69 Today I’m thankful for socialized medicine, wealth redistribution, anti-gun judges, higher taxes, open borders, class warfare… http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/#comments Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:30:41 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5503 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/29/5503/feed/ 43 First, you get their health care. Second, get their guns. After that, it’s all downhill. http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/#comments Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:08:29 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=5414 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/21/5414/feed/ 41 Relax, ma’am. My Death Panels assure me you won’t be suffering from unemployment for long. http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 08:07:40 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=3204 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/feed/ 11 Under my health plan you won’t be able to drink coffee anymore. http://lmaobama.com/2010/04/10/2122/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/04/10/2122/#comments Sun, 11 Apr 2010 03:57:54 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=2122 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/04/10/2122/feed/ 4 Don’t like universal health care? Here’s the world’s smallest violin. http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/17/1934/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/17/1934/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 04:42:34 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=1934 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/17/1934/feed/ 6 So before we hold our final closed door healthcare session, I want to thank you all for your trust. http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/15/1884/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/15/1884/#comments Mon, 15 Mar 2010 04:14:05 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=1884 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/03/15/1884/feed/ 13