LMAObama » Halloween http://lmaobama.com Historically Hilarious Tue, 22 May 2012 05:00:48 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 I’ll explain one more time, kid. If your parents’ AGI is under $50K, you get two candy bars…over $50K and I take three out of your bag and put them in mine. http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/#comments Fri, 11 Nov 2011 06:09:12 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4867 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/11/11/4867/feed/ 116 One scares off birds; the other scares off jobs. http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/30/4807/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/30/4807/#comments Sun, 30 Oct 2011 07:35:11 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4807 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/30/4807/feed/ 84 These pumpkins will be distributed according to the new “Pumpkin Redistribution Law”. http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/#comments Wed, 26 Oct 2011 05:56:05 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4786 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/10/26/4786/feed/ 72 Snooty and the Beast http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/07/1024/ http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/07/1024/#comments Sat, 07 Nov 2009 05:02:45 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=1024 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/07/1024/feed/ 3 Oprah!!! Get your hands off those Snickers bars!!! http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/04/981/ http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/04/981/#comments Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:20:43 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=981 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/04/981/feed/ 6 Dickhead http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/01/940/ http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/01/940/#comments Sun, 01 Nov 2009 04:31:32 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=940 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2009/11/01/940/feed/ 2 I’ll get you, my pretty and your little Fox too! http://lmaobama.com/2009/10/31/944/ http://lmaobama.com/2009/10/31/944/#comments Sat, 31 Oct 2009 06:01:19 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=944 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2009/10/31/944/feed/ 8