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The Captioneers

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Get me my health care bill, or I’m going to campaign for you. You hear me?

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One you learn how to fake sincerity, the rest is easy. Trust me.

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You’d drink too

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Surfin’ USSA!

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Ever since I met Bill he had a tendency to exaggerate

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Pretty big words in there, Joe. Can ya pull it off?

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Of course, during operation, there will be an illegal alien in the seat.

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Vacation using taxpayer dollars: priceless

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… and we’ll put a hot dog stand right here …

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My healthcare plan will be all-inclusive. I’ve included a token black, a token East Indian and one dead hippie.

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You heard me – that’s 14,000,000 Our Fathers and 5,000,000 Hail Marys

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Doing things on the backs of others – business as usual for Obama

Where did my teleprompter go?

Barack, uh Barry, uh, Obama, uh Soetoro? Uh

Oh my God, this guy is full of crap.

Wrong gloves, dumb ass

Broc o bama

1-2-3 cha cha cha let’s put Toyota out of business ha ha ha.

I solemnly swear to vote against everything you idiots come up with

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Where did my teleprompter go?

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I pledge to rid this nation from the scourge of prosperity

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The candidate of change

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Hey, Joe, I got a “shovel ready” job for ya!

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Oprah! Get your hands off those Snickers bars!

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Mmmm … U.S. Mint … my favorite

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Who’s the Marxist of them all?

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The mentally slighted and the uninvited

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I don’t see any stems on these cells.

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Can we take a break? We’ve been rehearsing for hours.

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