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At the Special Olympics, everyone’s a winner.
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So Mr. President, it’s my pleasure to present to you the 2010 Dumbass award.
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All right, Nancy, we’re all happy too. Now take off the lampshade and come on down from there.
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We’ve got a 487 grand theft in progress — our liberty.
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I don’t understand your sign language, Joe. Do you understand mine?
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So before we hold our final closed door healthcare session, I want to thank you all for your trust.
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Look, we can either reach some amicable solution on healthcare, or I can have you kneecapped.