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I guess you CAN fit a round peg in a square hole.
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All right, who thinks I’m a Marxist dumbass?
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You mean you can only get one of these if you actually earn it? Get out.
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At the Special Olympics, everyone’s a winner.
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So Mr. President, it’s my pleasure to present to you the 2010 Dumbass award.
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All right, Nancy, we’re all happy too. Now take off the lampshade and come on down from there.
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We’ve got a 487 grand theft in progress — our liberty.