LMAObama » Clete Orris http://lmaobama.com Historically Hilarious Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:39:18 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Why yes, Barry, “douchebag” is Hebrew for wonderful human being. Don’t worry. http://lmaobama.com/2011/09/29/4602/ http://lmaobama.com/2011/09/29/4602/#comments Thu, 29 Sep 2011 05:26:42 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=4602 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2011/09/29/4602/feed/ 81 And I now name Oprah Winfrey my daytime talk show czar. http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/30/3240/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/30/3240/#comments Thu, 30 Dec 2010 05:05:54 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=3240 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/30/3240/feed/ 5 Relax, ma’am. My Death Panels assure me you won’t be suffering from unemployment for long. http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/#comments Sun, 12 Dec 2010 07:07:40 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=3204 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/12/3204/feed/ 11 Which of these flags do I pledge allegiance to? http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/05/3178/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/05/3178/#comments Mon, 06 Dec 2010 00:55:47 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=3178 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/12/05/3178/feed/ 12 Leapin’ Lizards! Daddy Spendbucks is plotting with Joe again! http://lmaobama.com/2010/11/07/3083/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/11/07/3083/#comments Sun, 07 Nov 2010 07:04:40 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=3083 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/11/07/3083/feed/ 8 And, by shutting down this plant, I will create jobs in the robotics industry… http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2690/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2690/#comments Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:58:43 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=2690 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2690/feed/ 6 Did that sign just say “Chappaquiddick?” http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2687/ http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2687/#comments Thu, 12 Aug 2010 05:49:37 +0000 LMAObama http://lmaobama.com/?p=2687 ]]> http://lmaobama.com/2010/08/12/2687/feed/ 5