Will you pick me up at the airport?
Absolutely. Wait near baggage claim B.
So how does this work?
We post photos of King Hussein, and you suggest the perfect captions. When we’ve got enough good suggestions, we’ll choose the best caption or put it to a vote, and the winner will be immortalized in the gallery. Spiffy, huh?
Do I win anything?
At the moment, no.
What are your turn-offs?
Socialism, cold toilet seats and karaoke.
Do you have a privacy policy?
Yes, and it’s none of your business.
Where can I find images to caption?
They’re right here. New photos are added as often as possible.
I have a photo that would inspire some good captions. Want to see it?
Post a link here. No thumbnail-sized images, please. Something at least 500px by 358px would be nice.
Do I have to register to submit captions?
Yes.
Why?
Because.
Because why?
Because it’s easier to automate certain parts of the site that way.
Do I have to register to vote on the captions?
No.
