Thank you, I will see you in Mecca
You up there, I will not tolerate dissent
"About Eric Snowden…Oh look an unmanned drone!"
"Look, I see the Son of Man coming down from the heavens in a cloud…"
"There's that bird that shit on my head…"
Look! Up In The Sky! It's A Bird, It's A Plane… Wooops, It's The Deficit.
Hey big guy you be quiet, I am the only one that can be right.
That must be a Republican fly.
Where you go when you vote for me.
Okay, who put my teleprompter up there?
I am looking to a God that I know is not there.
Praise Allah for all the power he has given me.
That bird is trying to drop something on me.
That's Moochelle taking off on another one of her many vacations.
"It's a bird, it's a plane, no…it's the national debt!"
LOOK! Tea Partier! Gag him and grab his wallet!
If anything goes wrong with my plan, its YOUR fault!
Look Allah, You got your domain up there. I got mine down here. Leave me alone
I just KNOW Snowden is on that plane!
Snowden is on that plane! He's mocking me!
But I knew… as I lay there in that humble Hawaiian stable in my swaddling clothes…
If you listen closely you can hear God's approval of me.
Obama spots a bat missing from his belfry.
Obama consults celestial teleprompter.
Keeping his eye on inflation.
Hey!! You in the balcony!!! Shout out "That's Unconstitutional!!" just one more time and I'll have your tax returns audited for the next 20 years!!!
There can only be one god in the universe and I'm replacing you as of today.
As soon as I get done with the Catholic Church and all the evangelicals, I'm coming for you!
"What was that God? Nah, I'm still gonna do it MY WAY!"
Thank You Based God
Hey you up there! That's right, I'm talking to you. There can only be one god and that's me. I'm replacing you as of right now!
"Is it my imagination, or is that drone aiming at me?"
That's the biggest, f#@*k*ng Muslim terrorist I've ever seen!
Is that Ronald Reagan sitting at the right hand of God?!
"Just raise the debt ceiling again, it'll be ok. Trust me."
If I had a son, he'd be like Trayvon Martin.
If you has a son, he'd be like me…
Is that a brain? I can't touch it.
You may remember me from my cameo in "The Bible" series, where I played myself. QUIET, you up there!
That teleprompter on the ceiling is kinda hard to read, and I think I'm getting vertigo from it…
Just one more piece of major legislation and I'll have God out of our country for good!
See, up there, the unicorn!
If You say you are me ONE MORE TIME, and I'll show You ANOTHER finger!
I'll NEVER pray to the "cracker god"… allahu akbar damnit!
Hey god… pull my finger!
Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's the national debt!
"I am coming, Allah."
Orchestrating the sounds of the crashing economy…
"Spending will lower the debt problem. HEY! LOOK! There's gum on the ceiling!"
"No, Michelle, you listen to ME. I'm the president of the United States."
"Why do birds suddenly appear…"
"I had an intelligent thought to share with you, but oops…. there it goes again!"
"I'll give you my opinion as soon as I can figure out which way the wind is blowing…."
"Damn… There's that voice again! He says he's George Washington…. And he sounds ticked off!"
"So, if you took 17 trillion pennies and stacked them up…"
And there goes the debt ceiling
Damn! Michelle's using Air Force 1 for still another vacation; I told her to wait for me!
I promise you the American people I will keep looking up there really hard everyday to find the miracle that will fix all my mistakes. God bless me in my search.
Don't dare talk down to me again, I'm the one ruling this planet!
"Hey aren't those drones suppose to be looking for terrorists hell-bent on destroying the country….oh…right."
Aw damnit! I told Michelle I had to use Air Force One today!
"Why is my picture on that Despicable Me 2 poster?"
"Who made you? Not that Guy up there…Someone else did…"
"Look! There's a guy up there that believes I'm doing a good job."
"That's one of Egypt's new F16 fighters headed for Israel right now."
A bat escapes Obama's belfry.
"Lesseee…. 1 times 17 carry the 1… no wait"
Now wait just a minute Allah, I promise I'll be world dictator soon enough
Put away that Constitution, you know I'm allergic
"The Muslim Brotherhood are our friends. Oh look. A squirrel"
Barry tries to break the booger flicking record….
First a third term, then I am coming after you!
Barry finally admits his IQ to the world
Obama tries to give everyone the bird but messes that up, too
NO, you are not God, I'm God. And don't you ever forget it!
You God… You're next
Hey, Green Flies Ears are too small for Presidential Directives
god could have been ME
If I had a son he WOULD BE………….
The Prez spots an incandescent bulb
"God, how DARE you suggest I humble myself before you! Don't you know who I am?!"
Who the hell put my teleprompter up there?
48…49…50. Why is there only 50 stars on that flag?
Don't fear the MQ-9 REAPERS… ? ?
Yea, thou I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil; for Holder art with me; His rod and my staff, they comfort me…..
So I pointed to the sky and said,
"As Allah is my witness", uh oh
I mean "As God is my witness"
Although their physical appearance classifies them as Homo sapiens, I would stress the fact that their unyielding insistence in the reality of the so-called “nirvana” clearly demonstrates their neanderthalic fallacies that are rooted in the recently invented religious philosophical façade termed as Radical Islam, or at times Sharia law. As I am certain the aforementioned statement far exceeds their mental capacity for its comprehension, so, I will dumb it down a bit for them into a geographical legend of which they are well versed. Should by chance I were to ever come across Aladdin’s lamp I would have but one wish, transform the thousand virgins within their Nirvana into a million extensively experienced abusive sodomites!!!!! When word got back of the change, that might slow them down a bit hey
i wish i could comment
Quiet! Americans will stop following me if they listen to you.
I will not spend 40 years wandering in the desert. Drones will find me!
You tell me Thou Shall Not Lie one more time and I'll have the IRS audit your ass too!
I know I'm going to heaven for all the love I've shown to my fellow man.
That's not a fly, that's a device to spy on me.
See there it goes…that last sliver of hope. Now for some more change.
And then I came down on a cloud…
So, you see, if each trillion dollars that we owed were only a foot tall, it would be about that big.
Then I says I want to talk to your supervisor and the Blackberry goes off.
Don't look up there, folks. Look to me!
No one but me has ever seen the debt ceiling
The debt ceiling is way up there, I think!
Joe shot at the debt ceiling with his shotgun, but it was way too high!
If I hadn't robbed most of NASA's funds to use for our vacations, we could man the Shuttle to find my debt ceiling!
Remember God, I come first
I can fly as high as the debt ceiling in my fleet of 747 jets, all around the world!
Take that! I got more Democrats worshipping me in this country than you do.
See, He doesnt have a Birth Certificate either
You and me, right Mohammed?
I told you, God, stop interrupting me when I'm talking. I won't tell you again.
Wow! They added a third teleprompter!
Dinner! That's dinner flying up there!
Where the hell is the TelePrompter?
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