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Hold still, I'm finding something new to tax.
With the way I spend money by the time you grow up you'll need one of these to see your paychecks.
Dude, we're not preschoolers. We know how to use a magnifying glass!
I see "the children of gullible people."
You are so tiny and insignificant I can barely see you!
"This isn't Steve Urkel! Who is this guy?" *whining* "Teacher, you promised!"
"Michelllllle!! These kids have been eating cookies instead of carrot sticks!"
Talk about government intrusion!
"Look closer. That Satan guy was more of a dark gray color. Trust me, I am not the Evil One. Trust me."
Don't worry, Obamacare will take care of those zits.
You look big enough to start paying taxes.
We have to keep a closer eye on you. We don't need any more Republicans.
Come on let me see a smile. Things are not that bad, yet.
What makes you think I am spying on you?
"Open wide. Just checking for gold fillings."
"Here's your Obamacare prescription eye-wear. That will be forty three thousand dollars please."
"Get used to it girls…. we're going to be watching everything you do, every minute of the day, from now on!"
"You know, you kind of remind me of the little, meaningless ants we used to fry with these things when I was your age!"
"My daddy's right! You're pretty creepy!"
My prognosis…you will be droned in the near future.
Even magnified we can tell you are lying.
That germ is shaped like a gun; you're expelled!
Hmm, it looks like you'll be first in our death panel.
I see your lunch money, hand it over!
Government watching your every move? I don't know how you came to that conclusion.
Checking to see if she is eligible for Obamacare
"I see you lost a tooth. The tooth fairy left you a quarter? Okay. That's a nickel for you and 20 cents for me."
Shame on you Barry for scaring little children.
Just think of me as your big brother.
Michelle! Come look at this little peasant girl!
I never thought you could look even scarier!!
No, sir. I still can't see a conscience.
You'll need this to see your prospects of getting a job after I get through running this country.
The eyes of Taxes are upon you.
And would you like to come and see inside my gingerbread house, little darlings?
I'm gonna burst them into flames…. that'll be a science project for them!
You Americans are just like my ants in the sun.
This is how I find the small print on the Constitution that allows me to get around it
"I hide my lies THIS good!"
"When I'm done with America our debt will look THIS big."
My plan is to take over the world – I can see your thoughts
When you grow up you will need one of these to see what is left of your paycheck
There…. NOW can you see my brain???
"Look Susie… this is how I fried my brains…"
Here sweeitie… you need this too see ALL THE HOPE AND CHANGE
Yes, I do need this to see any glimmer of hope for your future!
"Bet you thought I couldn't look any stupider… FOOLED YA'!"
"Can you see my Kenyan roots now?"
Say, aren't those gold fillings in there? Time to pay your share.
Who does this guy think he is…….the President of the United States?
Absolutely fabulous, freckles….I'm going to start a new tax on freckles.
See? I am the devil!!! ARRRGHHH!!
How come you have a small nose? My Daddy has a bigger nose and says you lie all the time… are you retarded?
And if you had a REAL BIG one of these you could see how much a give a shit about this country!!!
Yeah, I see a little bit of precious metal in your mouth we're going to have to take out. We need it to pay for foodstamps for people who have no interest in woking.
Does my brain look bigger if I hold this magnifying glass to my head?
I used to love show and tell… then Marcy had to bring her pet chimp Obozo to class…
"Tell me the TRUTH little girl….DOES your daddy OWN AN AR-15 ?"
This is how the drones will see you… now take off running so we can test tracking a moving target
I am concerned you may grow up to be another Sarah Palin !
Is there a REASON you brought your "prepper" survival kit to school today?
I HEARD from my sources you brought a CHEESEBURGER for lunch! Now hand it over…..
WHY did you ask if I was in the Bible movie on the History Channel?
Moochelle….I see B-B-Q sauce on their lips…they aren't eating your prescribed diet of bean sprouts and sea weed.
"I know there is a nickel in there somewhere"
"I spy with my little eye the Social Security check that you'll never see!"
"Head lice? Is that covered under Obamacare?"
Hmmm…your nose is slightly crooked. I hope your mommy is paying that tax for you.
After my presidency and when you are old enough to work, you'll need this magnifying glass to determine what your net pay is after taxes and Obamacare is deducted.
Vice President Biden and I use this to try to find each other's brain.
This is about how big your daddy's asshole is going to look after I get done taxing the shit out of it!
"Damn, Michelle was right…all you white people do look alike!"
I spy with my big socialist eye…a future tax payer!
The President looks into becoming a pedophlie.
This is how I scrutinize Right-winged, radical, racist whites!
Your future owes me $85,000 already
I know it's a red dot. I'm sure where I was born.
I know it's a red dot. I'm not sure where I was born.
…and then I turned the American people into my tiny little minions.
Nope, no brain here! Hello, future liberal!
Does this magnifying glass make my ears look big?
"I can see the tiniest drop of Mexican in you… You're on food stamps and free healthcare for life!"
Thanks to my Obama-care, you eyesight problem is covered. This is yours to keep.
You look like North Korean spies.
Don't worry. It doesn't matter how small your allowance is, I can get you a big loan.
"This will help you see a big future for the Democratic Party!"
I see a Democrat in there somewhere.
Let me see . . . How can I use you to promote my point of view?
You can use this to cheat your way to the top!
Pretend I am the government and you are its citizens.
Looking for some "manhood"
Looking for his lost "manhood"
"Does this make my nose grow, or is it all the lies I tell that make it grow?"
"See, I can make my nose look almost as big as my ears!"
The Day her class decided to invite Barack Obama to explain and act out government involvement in peoples private lives.
See my big booger?????
Nope Mr.Obama , I STILL can't see your background, experience, or WHY anyone would have voted for you !!!
Hey Kids, do I look like a Jackass from your point of view?
I think I see a democrat in there somewhere!
"Its Dora the Explorer"
Lookie kiddies…this is what your mommy and daddy votes for…dummies!
I just wanna see if you are as stupid as the folks who voted for me.
Ha! Gotch ya piggy bank!
You'll need this to see my spy drones!
Okay Kids…Just in case you don't know what a jackass looks like, here's a closer look
I keep telling Michelle she has more crows feet than i do, you be the judge
Yep, just as i figured……They're racists
On closer inspection you just may need an inhalator, or perhaps a breathelizer
Why So Serious?!!!
Look very very very closely children and you might see the part of my brain that cares about America