Discuss the photo of
Barack Obama captioned by dogster or anything else you want to talk about.
You must be registered and logged in to contribute.
You must all rise in the presence of your Messiah and I will bestow you with my gifts.
Please stand and swear allegiance to your Dear Leader.
"No, you are doing it wrong. You hold your arms like THIS when you pray to me"
"I'm still looking for a new Ambassador to Libya. Anyone? Anyone?"
"My fellow Americans, we are gathered here to mourn the loss of a great man, Hugo Chavez."
…and my last lie was THIS big!
I despise you this much!
Barry practices to be Pope…
I am the redistribution and the strife…
He's got the whole world in his hands…
Everyone, I will now be your new god.
Let the government steal all your possessions, and you will inherit eternal life.
Blessed are the lazy, for they shall leech off of those who produce.
Did you all get your Obama Prayer rug
Yes, I AM your dick-tater
Yes, I AM a dictator
People of Venezuela, I offer you my eternal service!
Conductor of the Press Corps Choir
I am happy to announce my latest accomplishment – Freeing the Venezuelan people from their beloved dictator.
UBL, Chavez, the pope…what other world leader do I have to get rid of to make you people happy?
You will rise now and kiss my ass…
"Through the power vested in me by myself, I hereby pronounce you all 'peasants.'"
"What possible objection could you have to my goal of having Nancy Pelosi resume her position as Speaker of the House?"
I swear, the crisis is THIS BIG!
I swear, the fish I caught was THIS BIG!
Stop with the hard questions, I'm not done exaggerating the awfulness of this crisis.
Stop asking hard questions, I'm not done exaggerating my lies about how extreme my opponents are.
You from FOX, stop asking hard questions. I'm still trying to exaggerate how bad this crisis I created is – er, I mean, was George Bush's fault. Yeah.
And now, for an even bigger bag of shit, my next plan……
"You have permission to bow before me."
"Now we will conclude with a prayer to Allah, praise be upon him."
"My manufactured crisis is this big!"
"We will now pray to me, praise be upon me."
Barry gives an estimate of his distaste for America…
and that's when I told them, follow me out of bondage from Egypt.
Worship Me, peons!!!
Never forget that I am King!
You may all give me that standing ovation that I deserve.
Friends, Romans and countrymen, you may give me your money to spend as I please.
Why can't we all get along?
Why don't you all join me in defeating the rascally Republicans?
Look, I believe John Kerry was correct when he said that I have the "right to be stupid"!!!
"I've done all I can to destroy America, what more can I do?"
And…you're point is? There ain't nothing you can do.
Gonna make them banned weapons come in handy…them combined with my drones will make a big boom
Face East and repeat after me, "Obama Akbar"
Pope Obaminable the 1st
What luck for rulers, that men do not think….Adolf Hitler
Lo, I will destroy this country and give myself a raise again in three days. There, that makes more sense.
Come on, give me a break. You all know that I'm a socialist.
You want real leadership? Secret Service, cuff his ass!
Look, even I don't believe this bullshit any more, so stop your whining.
"Give me your tired, your poor, your illegal asses yearning to breathe free, if you vote for me that is."
"So, I'm going to do my part in Sequestration by pledging to reduce my golf score next year by 2.8%."
"And when we finally get the rich to pay their fair share, I will mandate that all Subway sandwiches be THIS LONG."
The sequestration lies were only this big.
When I do this, everyone needs to bow to me.
And there you have it, I officially screwed up this country in a royal fashion!
Attention all Walmart shoppers, the great and powerful O is about to speak.
It is very simple, Mr. Bush created this mess. I am here to save everyone from themselves.
Right now, the deficit is now only this big…but I've got another 4 years…
I've appointed myself Pope and Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler…No questions please…
"What the F*#@ you upset about? You re-elected me…"
"Who the hell keeps putting this American flag behind me?"
"Who cares… I should be in Hawaii right now."
Now you may all turn your hymnals to page 354….
The clouds opened up and I decended to Earth…
I parted the waters and claimed my throne.
Rise, My Drones, and worship me.
I once gave away a fish, the one you caught, that was THIS BIG!
My name is *Muttering in Hebrew translated*
"I saw Satan as lightening from heaven."
All rise and pray to Allah and me! No? Can you say drone? Sure you can.
Jesus who? Nevermind… BLESS YOU! BLESS YOU! COMETH TO ME!
As your Imperial Ruler, I will decide what you need to make you happy
Now as KING……
Solutions? What the hell are you talking about… EVERY damn thing is above MY "pay grade"!