Still taking shots at the Constitution.

"Joe was right. All we need are shotguns. Notify the military immediately."

"The NRA was right! I was holding it backwards!"

Barack Obama. Gun Salesman of the Century.

Shotgun sales suddenly plummet.

"Okay, I shot it. Can I be done with this icky photo-op now?"

Economy? PULL!

"Hey, this is better than throwing them under the bus! Get me another one."

Just killed another successful business owner, Joe. Grab his wallet, I'll cover you.

Wow, my aim is so much better when I use the Constitution as a target!

Oops, sorry Joe, "didn't see you there"! Give my condolences to Mrs. Biden, but I just couldn't pass up the chance.

It's taxpayer season!

Ok Joe, place that apple on your head and ….. er wait…. someone call the ambulance

Okay, Joe, throw another Republican into the air.

I am going to run those "coons" off my property.

Okay, Joe, hold that skeet steady so I can shot it.

Your right Joe, it's "open season" on Republicans. Look at them run.

Okay, I'm thru practicing with blanks, when do I get the real ammunition?

There, that'll teach you to dream about freedom!

There's a good idea from a Republican; shoot it down!

Two things that blow hot air.

There's Dick Cheney now!…Ooops!

Barry is an NRA member: No Republicans Allowed.

Damn! How many more people is China going to send to collect on our debt?

That oughta keep Michelle away for the weekend. Get Tiger on the phone.

"BUY MORE SHOTGUNS!! BUY MORE SHOTGUNS!!"

(Humming Beyonce in Parody) To the left, to the left… that target is to the left!

Oh yeah, America? Who's the B**** now?

Sweet gun! So after 1000 payments of 1,000,000 dollars each, this baby is mine? SOLD! Michelle, write the check!

OMG, if Feinstein sees this I'm dead!

Watching Obama "shoot" a gun is like watching Dukakis "drive" a tank!

What's wrong with this picture? Everything.

Unqualified to be president. And apparently unqualified for the FBI as well.

One little, two little, three little Tea Party's…

I hope nobody realizes that I am holding this thing wrong…

Hey! This is fun! I need to ban these so only I have one!

This is how I shot Osama Bin Laden.

"There! Just a few more shots at the Constitution"

Hey Boehner… I'll Be Back!

Damn! I missed Biden! How did Cheney hit his friend?

"There! That should kill the Constitution"

"Bob Woodward, stop moving"

Put an apple on Biden's head and I will show him how to really use a shotgun.

1st Amendment? Blam! 2nd Amendment? Blam! Just a few more and I'll get to the 22nd Amendment.

"You're holding it backwards you idiot."

Take that Boehner…

Ha ha ha…I'm the second shooter!

Yeah baby…Barry Unchained

Watch out reporters!

So, you say I should be seeing clay pigeons?

"Photoshop some smoke into the picture. The guy who did my birth certificate can help."

"I sure hope Moochelle knows how to cook skeet".

Photo shop-ortunity for the media.

"Wabbit twacks! Kill the wabbit, kill the wabbit, ki-i-ll the wabbit!"

Get back peasants!! I'm not quite done totally screwing this country up yet!

Obama Bin Laden – he had better arm up if he thinks he can take OUR guns away!

"OK, Joe said 2 blasts should be all it takes to scare those pesky Republicans away!"

"I thought Joe said it was easier to hit things with a shotgun!"

"Missed again! I wish they made high capacity magazines for these things!"

This would work a lot better if we could "spread the shot around a little bit"…

Check this out! I even shoot like a leftist wuss.

If I can't make this look cool, then we must ban *A*L*L* weapons.

This is definitely the loudest bong I've ever smoked.

And those dumb-asses thought I quit smoking!

There goes another endangered species… DAMN it's good being a dictator!

OK. they're right, I can't hit the broad side of a barn, but I'm SURE I could hit Michelle's ass!

Gunning down American exceptionalism since 2008!

Joe, is this high enough into the air? I want to avoid getting raped when I go to prison.

So I hold a gun all cattywampus! Don be hatin!

"Not telling the President He cant shoot for crap during a photoshot…priceless"

That isn't me shooting. We all look alike you know.