All this crap about securing our embassies is boring. When can I go golfing?
Listening to a tape of his own speech.
Please stop raading this boring "Bill of Rights" nonsense, I walk all over it anyways.
Obama's initial reaction to Benghazi.
Is this meeting really necessary? Can we just blame this on Bush and go home?
Thank goodness I listened to Hillary and wrote everyone's name on the palm of my hand here.
This vacation is making me sleepy.
All this Chinese food makes me sleepy.
Isn't Netenyahu done talking yet? Who cares about Israel?
Let's see. Did he say one from column A and two from column B?
This is boring. Why did I get myself reelected?
This is boring. How am I going to give my speech without my teleprompter?
I thought eating Chinese food was suppose to make you hungry again, not bored.
Damn that Hillary, she should be here being bored instead of me.
I'm bored. I tired of hearing about how much money we have borrowed from the Chinese.
Obama shows the same interest in the Chinese people as he does the Americans.
I need to rest up for my round of golf later. I just have to remember to keep Joe away from the ball washers.
Yeah yeah yeah.. Constitution…. Personal Freedom… Blah blah blah
I need to learn to eat less before I trash the Constitution!
All this waiting for them to make me king makes me sleepy…
Think they know I am secretly giving them the finger?
Allah, damn I'm sleepy. I need another vacation.
This isn't nearly as exciting as that movie I saw on 09/11 from Benghazi
(WWJCD) What Would Jimmie Carter Do, at a time like this?
This calls for the night time-snoozing-inflated head-incompetent-mind numbing-moron inducing serum Hillary drinks.
Oh boy, I really need a vacation!
Next time I plan an apology tour this big, remind me to hire Michael Jackson's doctor to help get me ready for it…
There they go again, talking about how great this country is!
When can we just get to the part where I become King?
BORING! It's just so hard to show any interest when I'm not talking.
"I'm so tired and overworked. It's been a whole month since my last vacation and 3 weeks before my next one."
Too many date nights this week with Michelle.
"These Chinks bore the crap out of me."
"Michelle has got to stop with that Venus Butterfly position".
If you read Chinese right to left, do I have to start on the 18th hole over here?
I hate wasting time here. Why can't we go golfing instead!
Who is this Ben Gazi they keep talking about?
(Yawning) Boy, some of the captions lately on LMAOBama have been rather boring.
Why do I need to attend this economic policy meeting? These Asians are going to own our country in a few years anyway.
Damn, I'm tired! I thought I told them to hold the MSG.
I shouldn't have stayed up all night playing Stratego.
Can't we just let the UN handle North Korea and Iran?
Yeah yeah yeah. Can't we just punish Israel for defending itself and let me go home? We know you're gonna do it anyways.
Can I go home now? My brain is full.
Do I regret partying all last night with Jay-Z and Letterman instead of going to that national security briefing? No, not really. Why do you ask?
Yawning while Benghazi burns
If I'm not speaking, these talks are boring. I know the others here feel the same.
Come on Netenyahu, STFU already…No one cares your country is under attack. You're putting me, the most powerful man in the world to sleep.
I'm bored with this Commander-in-Chief crap already. Maybe I can be the next voice for 'Elmo'. That looks like fun!
Daaaaaaaaamn, who farted?
Can we cut the crap and get to the part where the leader of the free world gets to talk?
Obama coughing up another Golf Ball
OMG Pelosi, JUST SHUT UP!
I wonder if anyone will notice if I quickly pick my nose.
Presidenting sure is hard work. Give me the golf course and free green fees any day!
I thought the economy made me comatose, but this national security stuff…
Being the leader of the free world is boring.
Yea, yea. I've heard this "Do you know how much you owe us?" crap before.
Iran… shmiran… Let 'em get a nuke. I need a nap!
"All this ceremonial stuff is soooo boring! Just King me and let me get some sleep!"
Proof that Obama really is boorish. YAWN!
"I may have had too much of my own Kool-Aid last night…"
On the count of three,,,,one,,,,two,,,three: BOORISH!
Sheesh…I have another four years of this presidential crap. Calgon take me away.
Go to sleep! You can screw us if your asleep! Go to sleep!!!!
OK, they'll keep lending me money, now it's bedtime.
When asked if he intends to start paying off the debt soon, Obama reverts again to sucking his thumb.
Making American's believe I love this country is so exhausting.
I should have known better – shar pei for lunch always leaves me sleepy.
"Man, how can Hillary stand this?"
"Jeez, did everyone in the room have garlic for lunch?"
"So we owe you guys a trillion dollars… OK, 1.1 trillion… excuse me… whatever….who cares?"
The dreams from his father have become his own.
Birds of a feather, flock together.
Man, pretending you are interested is exhausting.
"Four more years of this inane BS…I shoulda let Romney win."
Was there tryptophan in that cream of sum yung gui?
George W Bush
"WTF, a trillion here, a trillion there. What difference does it make? I need a nap."
I am sooooo bored. As God I shouldn't have to sit through this garbage.
Do I really have to sit throuh this crap when I'm listening to eighteen beautiful golf holes calling my name?
noun \ˌän-ˈwē\ feeling of weariness and dissatisfaction : boredom : having too much time on one's hands and too little will to find something productive to do>
This has all the excitement of my first debate with Mitt Romney…
Yeah so what… WMDs everywhere now… call George Bush..
Sorry… this osn't he vacation I planned… yawn… cutting into my tee time..thats golf tee..
Sorry Chairman… I haven't reached my 10 million dollar spending goal here… its my tee time… fortune cookie? No yawn…
No sir… yawn… I just never answer to anything in America… I find it… yawwwnn… useless nad boring..
I can't answer anything about Benghazi when I'm asleep, right?
And what are you doing about Sandy in your own country!? Yawn… Sandy who????
Obama demonstrates to the Chinese the proper response to difficult questions
I should never have gone out with Petraeus and his friends last night.
How come that guy got translation ear phones, and all I got was this dinky vase of flowers?
Constitution….Sponstatution…. This shits boring!!!!
Um listening to all this BS is exhausting
Yup *yawn* ill tax that too…
Damn Hillary wore me out last night. She sucks a mean d**k.
Damn, I am tired of thinking how to screw more people
Its tiring work to wake up next to an ape,
"Are we over the 'fiscal cliff' yet."
It's so hard to sleep in bed with Michelle, too many donut crumbs and milk duds….yawn
yawn.. why am I here when I could be at a Psy concert listening to “Gangnam Style?”
Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesseme seed bun.
I forgot I scratched my butt before sitting down.
This invisible apple cost the taxpayers 4 trillion dollars to develop, its good to be king.
I dont care if this invisible apple cost the taxpayers 2 millionbillion dollars to develop, it sure is delicious.
Obummer ordering sum Chinese with the new Palm phone.
I shall use these 4 fingers to mask my thumb, which is currently digging for a pesky nose fritter.
I owe, I owe, it's off to sleep I go…
This presidentin' stuff can sure wear a dude out!
Just like Constitutional Law 101
Guys I'm telling in the movie the alien babies attack people like this…
Successful fake yawn, nobody noticed… now take it, go for the pick.
Who knew being a dictator could be so tiring?
Man, this Bullshit-reflux is rough.
Damn, that flight back from Hawaii was long. I need a nap.
Trying to understand what these commie schmucks are saying is gonna make me late for a meeting w/my homies!! Damn, why did I ever try for this freakin job?? Oh, yeah! The money and all the perks!
C'mon, you boneheaded dopes! Let's finish this garbage meeting so I can go shoot some hoops w/my brotherhood homies.
"Lemmee see- get my kids records sealed, get Moosehelle's records sealed, seal my offshore finance records, figure out who to blame when I finish this vacation, then go back and brew some more White House beer, then– Damn! This is harder than I thought"!!!!
YAWN! Are we there yet? You want how much more? My suppliers are drying up, but I'll milk it for all I can!
Can someone PLEASE remove these damn stinkin' flowers? The ol' lady will whip my ass, thinking I was out with one of your damned hookers!
How long until I get to Hawaii?
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