What an awesome pinata!
If I hit it hard enough does a naked girl pop out of it?
Take that, liberty!
Joe, get out, I know you're hiding in there!
Wonder if they will miss this gold club…. Or that gold table… Or that gold pigeon behind me…
I'll knock down this bell and sell it to China.
With this club I feel juts like Tiger Woods!!
It's about time I got rid of this piece of junk, or whatever it is.
What the hell is this thing I'm hitting?
"If they can build it, I can destroy it."
"Ring the alarm! Biden is out and unsupervised!"
"Obama military budget cuts require a new system to raise DEFCON levels."
If I'm going to destroy America, I might as well start with the Liberty Bell…
Damnit, I know my teleprompter is jammed in here somewhere! Musn't hit it too hard, it'll break…
So how can I steal this thing without anyone noticing?
Well, if no one cared when I stole $700 billion from Medicare, then no one will care if I take this either.
And when Joe is standing below making his speech, I'll hit the bell like so and it'll drop right on his head…what could possibly go wrong?
Let me officially begin the "stealing" from the rich to give to the poor.
With the ringing of this bell, let the "taxing of the rich" begin.
The ringing of this bell will symbolize each time I set a record for the deficit.
I am ringing the "dinner" bell for Michelle. I hope we have enough food this time.
If this is the Liberty Bell, then who fixed the crack in it?
Head down, feet apart…….oh shit……"MULLIGAN"
FORE!
Obama needs to get his bell rung
The Obama way: throwing valuables at something that is worthless
Ding-dong
As he holds real gold, Obama finally chokes up
Dammit, Biden…that's the LAST time you're gonna embarrass me in front of the media. COME ON OUT OF THERE !!
"I'm gonna hit this thing harder than the economy…"
His mission of bowing to every world leader complete, Obama now begins bowing to random artifacts.
Ding, Dong, the Constitution is dead!
Too bad I can't destroy the Liberty Bell too.
I shall now demonstrate another strike against freedom.
Will someone explain to me why this place has not been "occupied".
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Reminds me of my friends.
'Yeah? Who's the bigger ding dong here!? Again?! You want..some more??'
Theres… just something.. about…wrecking things.. uuuungh…
I will now break this Buddhist bell with the oldest scrolls of the Koran and signal worldwide Jihad…
Yeah… ugh..I got it! This is how we hold a football bat in America…
And this… is how I hold the bat when I play at the gay or liberal softball games…
I've only 110 rounds of golf as president so far, how's my swing look'n?
I wish this bell had a genie in it. First wish, president for life, then no more Republicans, then maybe a brain for Joe.
Their ding dong and our ding dong.
Obama fiercely attacks liberty, wherever it is.
Now, if I can just destroy the iconic images of American like I did the economy!
Black, crack, it must be Michelle.
"Hillary's resigning…Ding dong the witch is dead!"
Noticing that the kids seemed happy and free, Obama puts an abrupt end to recess.
I'm gonna beat this thing like a red headed taxpayer.
Why it gotta be a black bell? RACIST..
Let's get it right this time. Say President Ding-Dong.
How long should we wait before we tell him that it's not the Liberty Bell he's trying to beat the hell out of?
This is how I hit a nine iron.
A great big ding dong…and a big bell too.
When I ring this bell it will be the end of the 2nd Amendment and gun ownership for all Americans…..
If I can crack this thing then the republicans BETTER listen to me!!!!
And with the ringing of this bell I hereby declare America buried!
This is how I do it with Michelle's dildo.
Maybe if I ring it loud enough it will wake the dead and I can justify the voter fraud as legitimate votes.
Cell phone is too complicated, stickn' to my Kenyan roots.
They only cracked liberty, I'm gonna break this bitch!
I love destroying things, America is next.
Clap on *clap clap* Clap Off *clap clap* Clap on, clap off, The Clapper
BO's next job.
When the bell tolls, I will tax thee.
BO chimes in on Chinese Human Rights Violations.
Damn Chinese have got me paying off the debt already!
To hell with this bell, somebody get me a Stradivarius!
"When you hear the bell, come and get your government handouts America!"
"Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for your wallet…"
21-GONG SALUTE TO THE DEATH OF CAPITALISM.
Not exactly the TOLL Obama had in mind when asked if he would be willing to TOLL the people.
And so in the days of Obama, the death knell for freedom was sounded.
For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for the USA.
I'm gonna knock the Liberty right out of this Bell!!!
Liberty? You ain't got no stinking liberty!!
How long should we wait to tell this Idiot you can't beat Liberty out of a bell.
"If I can bust this sucka, the Liberty Bell will be a piece of cake cuz it's already cracked"
"The new sheriff is near!"
when i break this one open . just wait till you see what i do to the one the WHITE GUY'S in philly had made.
maybe if i hit it hard enough oliver stone an micheal moore will fall out on rev. al aharpton.
I don't see how this will improve my golf swing?
I just want to know who keeps putting these symbols of freedom up all over the place….I will fix this!
And therefore never send to know for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for thee…."
Meditation 17 Devotions upon Emergent Occasions
BO: So whom am I tolling the bell for? Wise Man: Freedom
You load sixteen tons, what do you get Another day older and deeper in debt
F*ck the Liberty Bell!
It's Dinnertime! Today, Rice and Cooked Dog!
"Take that, damned fly"
Crack the Liberty Bell? Hell no, I'm on my way to shatter it!!
"To arms! To arms! The patriots are coming. The patriots are coming!"
Where's that damn crack? I'm gonna bust it wide open.
Let's see… after two misses, choke up and shorten my swing.
"Liberty on MY WATCH?? I will shatter this bell, not just crack it."
(There went Liberty, as they knew it)
…and to think! In another country, all I would be qualified to do would be to ring the gong! Isn't America grand?
I hope they don't notice that I swing like a girl.
freshly shredded republicans, come and get it!
The constitution was much easier to destroy than this liberty bell!!!
I am going to destroy this as good as I destroyed the constitution!!!
At the sound of this bell I want all my voters sent back to Mexico..
"Yep, were going to have to consider this a assault weapon"
God Damn that Bill Clinton stealing my thunder… Damn him, damn him…
"I can't bash Republican heads in, so I guess this will do for now"
Obama ringing the opening bell at the stock market.
Strike three. You're out.
B*tch! WHERE MY MONEY!
*No Socialists where actually injured in this BS photo opp
Obama speaking as he hits the Liberty Bell: "Liberty? We don't need no stinking Liberty"
This piñata should help me win over Hispanics
Whoever said 'It's great to be king' didn't have to call the wait staff…
Ask NOT for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for Americans
I can't believe they misspelled "Google" on the "Google Bell Formerly Representing Liberty". Stupid Union contractor!
Ding Ding Ding!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!
Obama's plan for fixing the economy
If I hit this thing hard enough I wonder if money will fall out?
"joe this is what I want to do to you"
President of the U.S., King of the New World Order, and now ringer of the Meditation Bell!
If I win, I want that teddy bear for my boyfriend Joe!
If I can't be outwardly gay, I'll beat this bell until my demons subside!
Oh John Henry…
If we had one of these in the United States, be could tax it every time it be rang!
Here's what I think about your damn precous Liberty Bell!
Michelle, my bell, these are things I like to hit well! My Michelle.
Obama tries his best to smash the Liberty Bell.
I going to hit this thing as hard as I HIT the american voters that just put me back in office, and that is HARD!
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What an awesome pinata!
If I hit it hard enough does a naked girl pop out of it?
Take that, liberty!
Joe, get out, I know you're hiding in there!
Wonder if they will miss this gold club…. Or that gold table… Or that gold pigeon behind me…
I'll knock down this bell and sell it to China.
With this club I feel juts like Tiger Woods!!
It's about time I got rid of this piece of junk, or whatever it is.
What the hell is this thing I'm hitting?
"If they can build it, I can destroy it."
"Ring the alarm! Biden is out and unsupervised!"
"Obama military budget cuts require a new system to raise DEFCON levels."
If I'm going to destroy America, I might as well start with the Liberty Bell…
Damnit, I know my teleprompter is jammed in here somewhere! Musn't hit it too hard, it'll break…
So how can I steal this thing without anyone noticing?
Well, if no one cared when I stole $700 billion from Medicare, then no one will care if I take this either.
And when Joe is standing below making his speech, I'll hit the bell like so and it'll drop right on his head…what could possibly go wrong?
Let me officially begin the "stealing" from the rich to give to the poor.
With the ringing of this bell, let the "taxing of the rich" begin.
The ringing of this bell will symbolize each time I set a record for the deficit.
I am ringing the "dinner" bell for Michelle. I hope we have enough food this time.
If this is the Liberty Bell, then who fixed the crack in it?
Head down, feet apart…….oh shit……"MULLIGAN"
FORE!
Obama needs to get his bell rung
The Obama way: throwing valuables at something that is worthless
Ding-dong
As he holds real gold, Obama finally chokes up
Dammit, Biden…that's the LAST time you're gonna embarrass me in front of the media. COME ON OUT OF THERE !!
"I'm gonna hit this thing harder than the economy…"
His mission of bowing to every world leader complete, Obama now begins bowing to random artifacts.
Ding, Dong, the Constitution is dead!
Too bad I can't destroy the Liberty Bell too.
I shall now demonstrate another strike against freedom.
Will someone explain to me why this place has not been "occupied".
Ding Dong! Ding Dong! Reminds me of my friends.
'Yeah? Who's the bigger ding dong here!? Again?! You want..some more??'
Theres… just something.. about…wrecking things.. uuuungh…
I will now break this Buddhist bell with the oldest scrolls of the Koran and signal worldwide Jihad…
Yeah… ugh..I got it! This is how we hold a football bat in America…
And this… is how I hold the bat when I play at the gay or liberal softball games…
I've only 110 rounds of golf as president so far, how's my swing look'n?
I wish this bell had a genie in it. First wish, president for life, then no more Republicans, then maybe a brain for Joe.
Their ding dong and our ding dong.
Obama fiercely attacks liberty, wherever it is.
Now, if I can just destroy the iconic images of American like I did the economy!
Black, crack, it must be Michelle.
"Hillary's resigning…Ding dong the witch is dead!"
Noticing that the kids seemed happy and free, Obama puts an abrupt end to recess.
I'm gonna beat this thing like a red headed taxpayer.
Why it gotta be a black bell? RACIST..
Let's get it right this time. Say President Ding-Dong.
How long should we wait before we tell him that it's not the Liberty Bell he's trying to beat the hell out of?
This is how I hit a nine iron.
A great big ding dong…and a big bell too.
When I ring this bell it will be the end of the 2nd Amendment and gun ownership for all Americans…..
If I can crack this thing then the republicans BETTER listen to me!!!!
And with the ringing of this bell I hereby declare America buried!
This is how I do it with Michelle's dildo.
Maybe if I ring it loud enough it will wake the dead and I can justify the voter fraud as legitimate votes.
Cell phone is too complicated, stickn' to my Kenyan roots.
They only cracked liberty, I'm gonna break this bitch!
I love destroying things, America is next.
Clap on *clap clap*
Clap Off *clap clap*
Clap on, clap off, The Clapper
BO's next job.
When the bell tolls,
I will tax thee.
BO chimes in on Chinese Human Rights Violations.
Damn Chinese have got me paying off the debt already!
To hell with this bell, somebody get me a Stradivarius!
"When you hear the bell, come and get your government handouts America!"
"Do not ask for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for your wallet…"
21-GONG SALUTE TO THE DEATH OF CAPITALISM.
Not exactly the TOLL Obama had in mind when asked if he would be willing to TOLL the people.
And so in the days of Obama, the death knell for freedom was sounded.
For whom does the bell toll? It tolls for the USA.
I'm gonna knock the Liberty right out of this Bell!!!
Liberty? You ain't got no stinking liberty!!
How long should we wait to tell this Idiot you can't beat Liberty out of a bell.
"If I can bust this sucka, the Liberty Bell will be a piece of cake cuz it's already cracked"
"The new sheriff is near!"
when i break this one open . just wait till you see what i do to the one the WHITE GUY'S in philly had made.
maybe if i hit it hard enough oliver stone an micheal moore will fall out on rev. al aharpton.
I don't see how this will improve my golf swing?
I just want to know who keeps putting these symbols of freedom up all over the place….I will fix this!
And therefore never send to know
for whom the bell tolls;
It tolls for thee…."
Meditation 17
Devotions upon Emergent Occasions
BO: So whom am I tolling the bell for?
Wise Man: Freedom
You load sixteen tons, what do you get
Another day older and deeper in debt
F*ck the Liberty Bell!
It's Dinnertime! Today, Rice and Cooked Dog!
"Take that, damned fly"
Crack the Liberty Bell? Hell no, I'm on my way to shatter it!!
"To arms! To arms! The patriots are coming. The patriots are coming!"
Where's that damn crack? I'm gonna bust it wide open.
Let's see… after two misses, choke up and shorten my swing.
"Liberty on MY WATCH?? I will shatter this bell, not just crack it."
(There went Liberty, as they knew it)
…and to think! In another country, all I would be qualified to do would be to ring the gong! Isn't America grand?
I hope they don't notice that I swing like a girl.
freshly shredded republicans, come and get it!
The constitution was much easier to destroy than this liberty bell!!!
I am going to destroy this as good as I destroyed the constitution!!!
At the sound of this bell I want all my voters sent back to Mexico..
"Yep, were going to have to consider this a assault weapon"
God Damn that Bill Clinton stealing my thunder… Damn him, damn him…
"I can't bash Republican heads in, so I guess this will do for now"
Obama ringing the opening bell at the stock market.
Strike three. You're out.
B*tch! WHERE MY MONEY!
*No Socialists where actually injured in this BS photo opp
Obama speaking as he hits the Liberty Bell: "Liberty? We don't need no stinking Liberty"
This piñata should help me win over Hispanics
Whoever said 'It's great to be king' didn't have to call the wait staff…
Ask NOT for whom the bell tolls; It tolls for Americans
I can't believe they misspelled "Google" on the "Google Bell Formerly Representing Liberty". Stupid Union contractor!
Ding Ding Ding!!! LETS GET IT ON!!!!
Obama's plan for fixing the economy
If I hit this thing hard enough I wonder if money will fall out?
"joe this is what I want to do to you"
President of the U.S., King of the New World Order, and now ringer of the Meditation Bell!
If I win, I want that teddy bear for my boyfriend Joe!
If I can't be outwardly gay, I'll beat this bell until my demons subside!
Oh John Henry…
If we had one of these in the United States, be could tax it every time it be rang!
Here's what I think about your damn precous Liberty Bell!
Michelle, my bell, these are things I like to hit well! My Michelle.
Obama tries his best to smash the Liberty Bell.
I going to hit this thing as hard as I HIT the american voters that just put me back in office, and that is HARD!