"Hey look!I found another mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."
"Barry, you should hear what Joe said this time!"
See Boss This Is The New Face of Wellfare.
I'm all in Barry, See I even gave him my coat and tie.
Hey Barack, he followed me home, can I keep him?
"Here's another one that didn't get his Obamaphone."
"Hey Barry, I'm tired of being the butt of everyone's joke around here, so I brought this guy in to be my body double and they can make fun of him for a while."
"I'm not sure you've thought that through, Joe…"
"What to you think? A red tie and a jacket and we could pass for twins right?"
"Well, that's what I told him. It's the easiest job in the world. You sit behind a desk and look busy and blame George Bush."
"Wow, you're really good. I didn't even see your lips moving when you made Walter, I mean Joe, talk."
Tell me about the rabbits, Barry.
Check out my new puppet! I mean, this old white guy just talks and talks and never stops! Come on, Joe, say "this is a big f***ing deal" again!
Your puppet is awesome, Barry! He can even say "this is a big f***ing deal"! You've had him for how long again?
I like your thinking, Joe…this body double could apologize to Iran at the same time I'm apologizing to North Korea.
He's my long lost twin
Barry, I found another guy we can blame things on if using GWB doesn't work.
Barry, this is the guy you should have chosen to replace me as your running mate.
Barry, I found your long lost son. He was working in the Republican party as a fundraiser.
Barry, this guy is going to be my running mate in 2016 so I can get the black vote.
Barry, I want you to meet my adopted son. He'll be good for the black vote in 2016.
See! You all do look alike!
Remember I said I was related to Thomas Jefferson? This is my cousin.
Okay, I'll take the Ambassador to Libya job! But PLEASE! – don't make me listen to another story from Uncle Joe!!
I can't help it – Joe keeps telling me his plan to fix the economy!
And Joe thinks I'm over there just "protecting" his wife!
Then we'll kick you and Lebron's ass in basketball.
Hey Barry- Does this make you jealous?
Hey Boss, look what I found. Another just like you…can we keep him, huh, can we?
My buddy (echo, My Buddy) My Buddy (Echo My Buddy) – Wherever I go, HE GOES!"
Mr Obabma, I found this black guy wandering around lonely in the city. Can I keep him?
Okay, Mr President… so I found this black guy wandering around the White House lawn. Can I keep him? Pleeeeeeeeeease?
What do you mean he isn't your brother? I thought you were all brothers!
Hey Barry! I just hired our new Ebonics translator!
Uh Joe I told you I want Will Smith to play me.
"I can't tell which one of you is the wooden dummy"
Boss…this is the guy from Chicago I was telling you about! He's the one who voted for us twenty-seven times!
"which one is the ventriloquist and which one is the dummy?"
Barry I brought you your afternoon snack, where shall I put him?
Geez Barack, I just briefed this guy on national security…you black guys all look alike to me…
Barry, how come you didn't tell me you pardoned OJ Simpson?
Another Obama brother who's an illegal? What a hoot!
Hey, it's another douche to stand up and represent. He's black, he's clueless, and the bonus, he feels entitled to all our free shit.
We're twins, can you tell us apart boss?
He does this every time you say "sequester."
Seriously Mr. President, even I don't buy your BS.
I've decided to do away with voting, friends. There will be no more presidential elections. I will be Commander and Chief until I get sick of Hawaii.
…and then I told him about how I said to my wife to take the shotgun out onto the balcony and fire off a couple of rounds….
"I thought this was you! You all look the same to me!"
"Trust me, this will work! We'll just have this look-alike sit at your desk whenever you feel like golfing or vacationing!"
Hey, your Majesty, will you tell this honky cracker to get his mutha-fukkin hand of my shoulder!
Hey, look, barack, I found another darkie with the same shit-eatin' grin as you!
Yes Sir…..I pride myself on my narcissistic tendencies as you do…lol.
Very funny…..No, I will NOT hang myself with this red tie…ha ha haaaa
No, Your Majesty….I am not a DINO…..I just like a red tie. lol
Thanks for choosing Walmart for your Budget Director needs??? I'm just giddy…lol.
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