I care more about the life of this turkey than I do our ambassadors overseas.

I hereby abolish Thanksgiving; I can't let there be any more joy in this country.

Don't worry, Michelle will season you properly and you'll be served next to Bo.

I now appoint you as my new "Thanksgiving" Czar.

Birdbrain

So, you brought me a white turkey? Off with its head then!

This Thanksgiving stuff is for the white folks.

Well yes, I am glad to hear that you voted for me in 57 states! For that, I grant you a pardon!

Not bad! Before this, I thought Joe Biden was the biggest turkey we had in Washington.

Michelle didn't want to pardon you, she wanted to eat you.

This turkey is like me, it has some white meat and some dark meat.

Wow, that's a pretty big chicken!!!

I promised everyone who voted for me that they would have a turkey for Thanksgiving.

To get the PETA vote, I have pardoned every turkey.

This turkey deserves life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness; not Americans.

As soon as that golden egg drops, I will take it and designate it a Thanksgiving tax.

Thanks to Obamacare, even turkeys can get free colonoscopies.

By power vested in me, by Me; I hearby annoint you as the symbol of the American Economy.

I hearby name you Deficit! Live long and prosper!

The birds name is Freedom… Now we must cut it off at the neck!

Hey.. If Ben Franklin had his way, you would be our national bird and we would be eating bald eagle each Thanksgiving!

I don't get all the fuss… We don't have Thanksgiving in Kenya…

Hey! Look girls! This bird has legs just like your moms!

So long Mitt. Jive turkey.

Hey look, two turkeys in one photo!

Two left-winged turkeys in the same photo!

More crap to put up with you in charge, Mr. Obama.

More crap this year than any, Mr. President.

Congrats to you, you jive turkey.

The OTHER white meathead

Look…I don't need a demonstration of what this turkey would go through in prison unless I pardon it…especially in front of my daughters!

That's not what I meant by ruffling feathers! Pull your pants back up before Joe sees you and gets some ideas!

Great magic trick! Can you turn Hillary into one too?

Obama appoints yet another czar to his rafter.

And so another stimulus plan is formulated by Obama's czar, an expert in reading turkey droppings.

Bless you, my child!

I wonder why dad has to always be so leftist.

May Allah be with you my son.

"Is this how the Pope does it?"

You know the drill Hank, his vote's only guaranteed if he's dead.

In the name of the Me, the Me and the Holy Me…

I only appear to care about this turkey, just like the American people.

This turkey is like the American people to me. I only appear to care about both.

I wonder if there is a way to tax this turkey?

I said I need to apologize to Turkey – not apologize to a turkey.

Damn! No pardon for this one — he's wearing a "Romney for President" pin.

And this is how you stuff a turkey =O.

Congrats on being my new vice president.

Why does this turkey have to be white? That's racist!

Can you spot the REAL turkey in this picture?

One of the two central figures is a turkey. The other is that big white bird toward the left.

Sir? Why do you have your finger in the Turkeys' ass? That's my job as President.

Thanks to me, this Turkey has a wing & a prayer.

I, Barack H.Obama, hereby pardon you Mr. Turkey since we be having Popeye's Fried Chicken delivered to the White House.

hmmm…I wonder if Karl Marx would do this….

Sasha, daddy looks like a phony dick during these ceremonies..I am so embarrassed.

There's no stuffing in there, Joe.

Obama's Turkey Tit Tickler Czar has his day in the sun.

To show I am not predjudice I am going to pardon Whitey.

From the Chief Turkey of this country, I pardon this turkey!

Just wait till you see my next pardon…

No turkey farmer raised this bird…

off with your head you white devil!

In a private ceremony, Obama selects Susan Rice to be the next Secretary of State.

"Look girls,this is just the way the Queen waves.I'm practicing for when I'm King of the World."

Next year, America should adopt pork as it's traditional Thanksgiving meal, just to see if it gets pardoned.

"Eric Holder! You're up next!"

Praise be to Allah Who has fed us and given us drink, and made us Muslims. Bless you Turkey.

You are now the leader of the free world.

(Thought by the bird)
Halal-luyah!

(in thought bubble by bird)
"Halal-uyah!"

" Malia, you think Dad's going in for sloppy seconds on that thing?"

Where the Hell are Biden, Geithner and Holder as long as I'm pardoning turkeys I might as well get a threepeat!

Move over and let me show you how to stuff that turkey