Let's all wave goodbye to the American dream!

Don't worry, you will all get you're free s#@t in a few minutes.

You havent seen nothing yet

"Damn. This worked for Darth Vader."

I can see you are all buying my bullshit. Another four years of hell for you fools.

Hey, Chavez!

You know what? Joe Wilson was RIGHT when he said I lied! And there's nothing you poor saps can do about it now! Ha ha! Suckers!

Hey, guess what? I lied about Benghazi! And there's nothing you guys can do about it now! Ha ha! Suckers!

I can't believe you guys are still stupid enough to buy my bullshit!

I can't believe you guys STILL think it's Bush's fault! Suckers!

Wait, don't leave yet, I have more great lies to tell!

Have a seat everyone, I'm going to tell you about how the Black Panthers helped me cheat and steal the election.

Confession time: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on Bush.

You people in the first three rows might want to move back, I'm about to spew some more bullshit.

Everyone just sit down, shut up, and agree with everything I say.

Everyone calm down, I promise you that I will screw America even harder than before.

I want to thank the fools who were dumb enough to vote for me again. You'll regret it!!!

Who would have thought lying and cheating in 2008, would work again in 2012?

I want to thank you all, now my wife can continue to take vacations on the taxpayer's dime and you can't do anything about it.

If you people didn't see socialism coming in the past four years, wait until the next four years.

I want you all to know that I will continue to blame George Bush for everything because I know it still works.

Hold still, America, let me wipe that great off your face.

Trust me…this country won't need any nuclear warheads during my second term.

What, you think you're really getting all that free stuff now?

And when Bush era tax cuts expire I'm just gonna grab everything outta your pockets.

Hi Hillary, would you like to take the blame for anything else while I'm still up here?

Hitler's salute was higher. I'm only demanding it to be at least this high.

You're all so gullible. I can't believe my luck!

You want me to Joe to what?
Put our horse manure on Michelle's veggie patch!

You white people with jobs are screwed now.

It is amazing that I can lie like a dog and you idiots still voted for me. Ya'll are dumber than even I thought.

Wait one second and I'll start with the fake tears next.

When I was young, I dreamed of giving all my money to the poor.
Now I just dream of giving all your money to the poor!

I usually look down on all you people from Air Force 1 most days…well actually every day……well OK, every hour of every day, but it's the 'looking down' that counts.

Now you all settle down, we haven't even ordered those gas ovens yet.

I am going to wring this country like a dishrag.

"I put a spell on you, and mow you're mine…."

I manipulated all of you like you were on strings.

"I put a spell on you, and now you're mine…"

If you will not join the Dark Side, then … you … will .. die.

I find your lack of faith … disturbing.

I wonder if those are REAL?

"…it will be less painful in the long-run if you just hand over your wallets now!"

It's Obama's LEFT HAND you should be watching because that's the one that in your bank account!

While America wonders what Obama is doing with this right hand, his left hand steals your wallet!

"My favorite Bong is this tall"

Let's all wave goodbye to the America you used to love and anhor.

and I abhor

Almost ready to burst out loud laughing when he sees all those who voted for him thinking he really gives a $hit.

"Rise and walk my son."

May Allah bless all you members of the U.S. press

"Now I am become death…muwaahaaaa"

Calm down, my peasants. I know you're excited for your free food stamps.

Mystery Explained! Our new freeze-frame camera captures Obama casting another lightening-fast spell on the people just before the election.

I'd like to reach out and grab that girl in the third row right about there.

Now I'm gonna get everything but your pocket lint to pay for our vacations

Yeah you! Just wait til I "Executive Order" out the 22nd Amendment!

Zig Heil! Zig Heil! Huh?… It been done already? Hail me! Hail me!

Succumb to my new "American Mind Melt", young voter.

Yes sir, you in the front, throw me your wallet.

If you think the last 4 years were full of bullshit just you wait for the next 4.

Palpatine has nothing on me!

Thank you my little press "corpse" minions. Couldn't have done it without your blind allegiance.

Me see boobies and want to touch.

Put them titties away Ms. Crawley. This ain't a Deadhead concert.

I can't wait to get my hands on all your hard earned money and give it to the lazy bums on welfare who won't work and who truly believe they're entitled to what you worked hard for.

Obama one again performs the Jedi Mind trick on the America People for the next 4 years when he says I am the Marxist President you are looking for

Obama once again performs the Jedi Mind trick on the America People for the next 4 years when he says I am the Marxist President you are looking for

Kenyan mind-meld

"I'm about to crush America like a grape."

"AND THEN THE WHITE GUY SAID—— WHERE'S MY FREE STUFF!"

HAAAAA, NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!

I said I wasn't taking any questions so you can just sit down.

YES YOUNG MAN, BERT AND ERNIE NOW HAVE THE RIGHT TO GET MARRIED! AND WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU CAN MARRY YOUR SISTER IF YOU WANT TO.

Yes, I am the Anti-Christ so sit down and shut up.

That's right… Bow before the chosen one!

"Your lack of faith is disturbing"

GOTCHA COVERED! I have that executive order in my back pocket

Not even I thought you idiots were stupid enough to fall for that shit twice.

Come on, America, wave bye-bye to Freedom.

Spread some bullshit over here, some over there…

NO..,No.., from now on it's Romney's Fault! Cool Huh?

Look into my eyes, you are getting sleepy, very sleepy……..

Forgetting all diplomacy, Obama lunges across the podium for what appeared to be the wallet of a millionaire. He later returned $5 of the boy's $15 allowance.

Imitating Hitler at the Reichstag.

I put a spell on you!

"That's right! Free Obamaphones for everyone in the room!"

"So, you make more than $250K? Step right on up here, friend!"

"$10 says I can tell you how much money you've got in your pocket right now!"

"OK — so you're willing to trade your Obamaphone for what's behind Door #2?"

Helen Thomas! My God, you're still out there?

And if you don't like it, I'll just grab you down there like this and twist hard. Unlike Jesse Jackson, I don't need a knife!

Well America, it looks like the Mayans may have been right after all.

Like it or not,I have you all by the balls for another term.

I'd call on you but I'm only taking easy questions today. You understand of course.

I told you all my obomatrons would vote me back into office, well that and all those I paid to vote for me. Breakfast burritos anyone?

Wait… My teleprompter is loading.

I now control your mind… You will do what ever I say. Vote for Obama.

It's not too hard everyone. Heil Hitler. Repeat after me.

You thought you were in deep shit for the last four years? Well, you ain't seen nuthin' yet!

Calm down or they will figure out how I rigged the election….

You thought hurricane Sandy was bad wait til you experience my destructive storm coming, fools.

I've got the country by the balls now.

TYRANT!

Look deep into my eyes! Now vote for me!

Cheated? You betcha!

Hey, America, why . . . so . . . SERIOUS?!?!?!

Ha ha!!!!! All you fucking idiots are stuck with me!

I know YOU had a Romney sign…

Look, you're the fools that re-elected me. Now I can do pretty much anything I want to do. I don't have to run for office again. Too bad you fell for my line of pure bullshit. Now shut up and live with it!

No, I'm telling you it's true what they say about white guys. Joe's is only about this long…

So she walks up wearing this T-shirt with G U E S S printed on it, and I just couldn't help myself…I said "Implants?"

Now hold on there. This was supposed to be a press conference. I'm not gonna start answering a bunch of questions!

Hi Mr. Soros. Thanks for buying me the election. In return, I'm gonna put your face on my new trillion dollar bill.

4 more years of BS, that is Barry Satoro

ok this worked for vader.
You will fall for my bulshit.

And this is how left breasts will be examined under Obamacare.

Obama stops all lying, choosing instead to communicate through the medium taught to him by his native Kenyans.

Don't Bogart that joint!

Obama makes another not-so-subtle effort to grab more tax dollars.

"No, I won't wipe this shit-eating grin from my face, thank you! I just stole an election and I'm still savoring it!"

And then I said…. This is how you do it properly MR. Clinton!

My sh** is only piled this high.

"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about".

"You know the old tune, Reach Out and Touch Somebody's Hand, make this a better world if you can". What bullshit, right?"

Just want to give a shout out to all my homeboys at MSNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC and the New York Times. Couldn't have gotten re-elected without you!

Thats right keep believing my lies!

Obama trying to get a handle on the economy

The Farce is strong with this one…..

Now see, I don't need Obamacare, I've got a real health care package…

Trying to grab a Twinkie before his Union runs them all away

Obama heals a follower afflicted with common sense.