Thank you Joe. Having you as my VP actually makes me look smarter.
Okay, Joe, it's time to take the masking tape off of Nancy's mouth now. She can start speaking again.
"Don't smile too much yet, Joe. We can really start laughing at the people when we get back to the White House."
I'm replacing you with Romney and Reggie will give you an autographed ball to make you feel better.
IF you can pretend to be a President, I can pretend to be a doctor. Now turn your head and cough.
Joe, I really enjoyed that hugh hug with Chris Christie, how about we give it a try!
Your current vice president?
All right, Joe, you can open your mouth again…
Well, you *did* keep your mouth shut long enough to make me look good again…I guess I can give you that cookie I promised you.
Good Joe. You kept your mouth shut long enough for me to sway those fools in Ohio. Now you get your cookie.
Good boy, Joe! You kept your mouth shut when I asked you to! Here's your cookie!
Come on Joe, we got four years to screw this country up for good.
Sorry Joe, I can't endorse you in 2016 because I made a deal with Bill for his help since you were no help.
Joe, you gaffe prone fool, I'm surprised you didn't cost me the election.
Joe, can you believe it? Those fools voted us in again.
Joe, only in America, can you screw up a country so bad that the voters were too stupid to know it and they reelected us.
"We will not screw you." Try to say it without that smirk on your face, Joe.
Mr. Hope consoles Mr. Charity.
Four more years with this clown…ahh, f**k me!
A simultaneous, not so joyous moment of epiphany as both men realize they're stuck with each other for another four years.
Smile Barry, my shenanigans are keeping em busy over at LMAObama. We're creating jobs baby!
"Kiss me O, but please no tongue this time."
Joe, here's a kiss on both cheeks and a reservation for dinner in Little Italy tonight. Enjoy!
Next time you run for president and I'll be your stupid VP to make you look good. What a f***en good deal.
Barry, could you see your way to helping me understand why they voted us back in again!
I'm so sorry Barry, I was having a nap. Should I go to Pennsylvania one more time. I know I can sway the electoral vote.
"What? You can smell my breath? Really, Boss, I only had two Bourbons. Well, maybe it was three… wait, it could have been five. What the hell, just gimme a mint and quit making faces!'
No Joe, I'm Robin Hood for another four years. But as I see it, a few more hair plugs and you can be Maid Marian.
"Get your hand out of my pants, Boss! Them ain't cue balls you've got a hold of!!"
Alright, Joe, we'll have to redouble our efforts if we're going to destroy America in the next four years.
Come on Barry, just one congratulatory kiss. I promise no tongue this time!
Joe, I'm sending you to Afghanistan to meet with the rebels. Hillary's providing your security…..so don't forget to wear brown corduroy trousers.
It's OK Joe. We won. Just hold on mentally and physically for four more years then it's your turn. Ahem… cough.. ROFL…
"Thanks for helping me get the big-mouthed, drunken-uncle votes, Joe!"
Shaking each other's wangs.
Wow Joe, I'm stuck with you for another 4 years.
That's it , you keep your mouth shut and I'll keep mine open
That's it that's how the King of Saudi Arabia likes you lips to be when you kiss his Ass
That's it no open mouth Ass kissing allowed in Asia
The Ass and the Ass kisser
Joe: Barry, please reassure me that I'm your #2!
Barry: Yes, Joe, you will always be my turd.
To answer your question, Mr. President, I'd have to say Yes. Even with your lips like that, it still looks like you're lying.
I told them I support gay marriage, so give me a big, wet one!
You like that Barry? Faster? More lotion?
A little faster Joe,,,,, that's it!!
I stroke you long time Barry!!!
OH Joe!! Your hand is so much softer than Michelle's !!
Yes sir! I'll keep things under control here while you go on another apology tour. You might want to avoid Bengazi.
Can you believe it Joe? Even Jimmy Carter didn't get re-elected.
So who won the election Barry?
I agree. We could not have done this without promising free abortions every couple of months, putting more deadbeats on welfare, passing out food stamps like there was no tomorrow, and letting Sodomites get married. Actually, it was an easy victory.
Don't ask, don't tell
Put er there pardner, now you can say whatever you want in public.
And THAT's how you stick it to the white man Joe.
We promised to raise their taxes, mandate their healthcare, apologize to the rest of the world and they still brought us back? What a bunch of Morons.
I'll be damned boss, they are as stupid as you said they'd be.
"I fake laughed every time he made good points, just like you told me to. "
"I've got a crush on you, Sweetie Pie".
"May the blessing of Allah be upon you Joe".
"Kiss me. Kiss me NOW."
"Act surprised when they say I have been re-elected."
Joe, I gotta tell ya- you are one horrible kisser!
Barak? Did you forget to brush this morning?
Of course Joe. I love you just as much as I love everyone in America.
Who said that you "can't fool some of the people all of the time"? We did it again. Four more years of living like kings on the backs of the taxpayers.
Boss, you look like you drank your own kool aid.
You're right, Barak. It wasn't "the economy, stupid." It was the condoms and all that other free stuff. Your 5 or 6 extra trillion was well spent.
"You're in again Boss, cuz everybody knows 'once ya go black, ya can't go back'!!"
Mr. President, you never have to worry about being assassinated… NOBODY wants me in your office!
Dr. Evil had Mini Me, Dr. Frankenstein had Igor, Hitler had Goering, Bevis had Biden and Obama has Butthead.
"Say, you two stepped around those debate questions pretty good. How about giving me a spin around the room?"
I have no idea how they will find dumber candidates in 2016 but our base demands it.
Astonishingly, with the worst record of any administration in history, these clowns were re-elected.
Don't worry Joe, I am sure Obamacare will make sure you get the red pill to clear that sore up, just don't get to close to me, go over there and sit real close to Michelle
Remember yooou … are my number one … guyyy (in The Joker from Tim Burtons Batman's voice)
"Joe, don't ask me how, but they bought it a second time!"
"Mr. President, since you got re-elected, does that mean I get to be Vice President again?"
"Mr. President, I can see it now — your head on Mt. Rushmore, right next to Abraham Lincoln!"
"Joe, there's something I've been meaning to tell you… Your breath smells really bad!"
"Joe, I just told them we were going to work across the aisle and reduce the deficit in our second term. Please don't blurt out the truth, OK?"
You want me to get two coffees and one is without sugar. Is that right, Barry?
Yes, Mr. President, I do think you're attractive, but please get your hand off my crotch!
Thanks for postponing the speech a couple hours, Barry—I still had 14 more short sales to request with my broker.
We have them for another term Joe so you can say any stupid thing that you want to.
crisma and lying works every time…
It's okay, Joe, I don't know the words to "The 5tar Spangled Banner" either.
Never forget, Joe, we'll always have Benghazi.
Joe, the jive talk doesn't work…you're white
Joe, your fly and your mouth are both open, both can get you in trouble around here…
Joe… The next 4 years Im blaming you.
Just STFU and smile Joe. Let's allow the teleprompter do it's job.
They sure don't feel like brass to me…….
C'mon Joe let's do a victory dance.
Take a breath mint Joe.
"Ummm, about those Twinkies Michelle wanted. You have some explaining to some newly unemployed workers."
Don't worry Joe, we'll get Amtrak up and running soon, when pigs fly.
Great Job Barry! You managed to get enough dead people to vote for us to stay here!
Joe, your death panel will see you now.
Tell me again where the hell Delaware is.
We picked these two assholes AGAIN?!
Joe, you and Nancy are MY kind of Roman Catholics.
Leave the lyin' to me Joe…
Barack, it's time to show our 'gratitude' to those boys in Philly. Chicago can have everything west of the Mississippi….
The 'boys' in Philly agreed to hang Benghazi around Petraeus' neck if you send 'em more pictures of Michelle wearing the leather stuff…
I swear all I said was "you're damned right I'm gonna get this turkey neck thing fixed before the new Healthcare law kicks in…"
Barry and Joe dance the Washington tango. Tonight on Dancing With Stars.
"Joe, are you familiar with the term 'Judas Kiss'?"
Don't sweat it Joe. We managed to buy enough votes to win re-election.
"We'll bought myself another term and still got my water boy Joe with me so life is good."
"Joe, Distract Fox news while I run for the elevator just tell them some lies."
Listen Joe, you just grab 'em by the balls like this and tell them screw you just like we are doing to America.
Now that you've been re-elected, Mr. President, nothing I say can come back to haunt you…
Joe, you're wag the dog technique has made me hungry…
A couple of Ding Dongs compare their Twinkie sizes in response to complaints from their Ho Ho's
I'm sorry Joe but there are no exceptions to the death panels.
It's OK Joe……. we still got another 4 years.
"Sorry, boss, but I don't kiss coworkers"
"Boss, what do you mean you're making me an ambassador?"
"I was right. Up close you really are clean and articulate, for a black man. Ooops, did I just say that? God love ya."
Hey, Barry, let's keep don't ask, don't tell a White House policy, K?
Joe, that's not my hand and you can let go now…..
Hey Joe, that neck of yours looks alot like the turkey's I just pardoned?
"Don't worry, Mr. President. I won't tell anyone about what we shared."
"Don't worry, Mr. President. You know I can keep a secret. My lips are sealed."
The moment that Barry and Joe realized that Michelle and Jill were expendable.
I know Joe, I can't believe it either.
I'm sure you're ready for 2016, Joe. It's just that the party isn't.
And thanks for approving my application to MENSA, Barry.
It's four more years, Joe, not six. Let me spell it out for you: F-O-U-R.
"Joe, I'll let go of your Twinkie if you take your hand off my Ding Dongs". The boys like to keep their private jokes current.
See I told you that you could still win again with me as your running mate if we stuffed enough ballot boxes.
Joe, just keep your mouth shut and we'll be cool…
You really do have a big stick!
You want an endorsement in 2016? We'll see.
We did it. We screwed the Nation again. This is a big Fu*king deal like Obamacare.
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