Oh, this is great!!! I'm sitting between a Morman and Muslim.

Barry, I have to admit, I got the greatest laugh from watching Joe Biden debate.

Guess which one is mak'in him happy under the table…

A Muslim, a Catholic and a Mormon go into a bar…..

Barry, your plan for the next four years makes me laugh. You're a joke!!!

Barry, I don't know what you find funny? You screwed up this country for the past four years.

Barry, It's not funny!!! Mitt contributed his fair share to his church, how come you didn't?

. . . and then Joe Biden asks me if Al Smith is still the Governor of New York.

reaction to Obama's statement that Planned Parenthood saves lives

no Barry, its not ok to abort Romney

I can ask Benedict, but the Church does not cannonize people who are alive, Mr. President

Sorry Mr. President, you have to be Catholic in order to be the Pope

I am stack between a Communist and a Capitalist

Faith, Hope(less) and Charity

Tell Joe, no, I dont play for the Cardinals

Tell Joe he cant be both Catholic and Pro Choice

Caught between Barack and a Rock.

OBAMA Reinforces his commitment to make America the number one super power

No, Obama, you are not God.

Barry, the roads and bridges didn't create the universe; it was God who made that happen.

No, Barry, the roads and bridges had nothing to do with Noah building the ark.

No, Barry, Original Sin was not Bush's fault.

No, Barry, I don't have an altar dedicated to you in my church.

And when God told me he was going to have a Morman and a Muslim compete for the Presidency I didn't believe it at first….

A Muslim, A Priest & a Mormon walk into a bar…

Godless, God Filled & The Mormon

O'bama has morals.

. . . then Joe actually mailed his application to Mensa!

So you both told Joe Biden that tonight's dinner was going to be held next week!

Say, Tim, did you hear about the Jew, the Catholic, and the colored boy…

Barry, for the last time, its not "Give us today our Daily Government Handout"

Obama: psssst, Mormons dont belive Jesus is God
Dolan: Muslims dont either

Ok, Ok , I got one. A duck walks into a gay bar with Debbie Wasserman Schultz under his arm…

No, you idiot! Jesus' feeding the 5,000 with a loaf of bread and three fish was a miracle, NOT redistribution of wealth!

Okay boys, let go now I've had enough!

"Hey, Mitt, get this! Barry says he's going to Heaven!"

Obama professes his Christian faith.

"C'mon guys! I'm serious! I really am a Christian!!!"

Look at the bright side… You could be sitting next to Nancy Pelosi!

… And then Barry tried to tell me he used to be an alter boy!

…and Joe thought he was going to New York to see Bob Dylan

At last, Obama's plan for the next four years is revealed.

$5.00 to whomever does the best Biden imitation.

You've each got 5 minutes to take your hands off my knee!

No Mr. President, we are not going to add abortion as the 8th Sacarament

The american public is just a screwed as my alter boys!

Just think of all those people who believe that if they send one of us money that things will get better.

Then you guys should have seen his face when I said, "Joe, you're off the ticket."

Absolution? Mr. President, that is a good one!

5 Million new jobs? Please, stop, I may pee myself!

Barry your about as funny as a kick in the nuts.

Did you here about the black Muslim, the cardinal and the Mormom? The Muslim gets reelected and leads a Christian nation towards shariah law.

You think I'm laughing hard now. This is nothing compared to how I will be laughing when President Obama moves out of the white house next year.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim from Kenya who was elected President of the United States?

Seriously, did you ever really think that a Muslim would be President?

How in the hell did i get stuck between these 2 clowns?

…So a crook, a child molester and a liar walk into a bar…

Barry confesses: I always tell the truth!

Barry swears that he really is a Christian. No… really. I swear. Seriously!

It does feel good when you men touch me there. I really prefer young boys. Thanks anyway.

This is so funny! No matter which of you wins, nothing changes!

Sure… it's childish, but boys can just never pass up an opportunity to use that timeless classic – the whoopee cushion.

… and Silly Sally laughed and laughed… she knew he wouldn't need a birth certificate.

I know, I know! I can't believe it either. But some people still think I'm a Christian!

"Did Joe just said he is a serious and devout Catholic?"

They sat me next to you! I'm suing you!

"HAAAAAAA That Mohammed video was hilarious!"

I got one! I got one! A puppet walks into a bar. The bartender says: 'What'll it be, Mr. President?'

'Hey Dolan, don't laugh. It's just a matter of time before he calls you a racist, too'

'Wait! Here's the best part! He said: "Hey, let's blame it on the video!"

Is Obama a Muslim? Hahaha! Is the Pope Catholic?

Wonder what the poor people are doing?

If I lose the election, I'm blaming Bush!

So then I said "Joe, pull my finger"

Sure! Why wouldn't they give me four more years?

So then I said "Joe, pull my finger"

"Forgive him Father, for he does know know what he is doing"

So, get this, I took my Portugese Waterdog Bo out for a walk, and we got to the river, and while I naturally walked on the water, I had to part the river, so that Bo wouldn't drown.

No Barry, GOD built the Universe, you didn't build it!

Barry says that he is a devout Christian aloud.

"Hahaha I'm between to idiots"

"Dumb and Dumber"

So Ryan said, "Three guys walk into a bar. A Catholic, a Muslim and a Mormon…"

After dinner lets Blow up some buildings, find some alter boys, and marry a bunch of women

Hell, Barry, no Hail Mary pass could even help you at this point.

Then the catholic guy says, "Do you think we have time?"

Really? You just pass around a plate and people put their money in it? That is so much easier than what I've been doing.

You can bet on it. Eventually one of you jokers will be banished to hell.

Cardinal, that was the loudest and smelliest, but it's still nowhere close to how Barack has stunk up the White House!

Yes I think we even have it written in scripture "There's a black
sheep in every flock"

First I told them I was born here, then I ran on "Hope" and "Change", but here's the best one – I said I was a Christian!

Sorry Barry I don't have that kinda time for confessions.

72 virgins? That's a good one. By the way Barry. There won't be any where you are going.

Did you hear the one about the Muslim and the Morman . . .

Laugh–or I kill you. In my country we eat Cardinals.

FOUR MORE YEARS OF THIS . . . That's like I believe in Purgatory.

Yes, Barack, I do recall when Clinton was here and you brought us coffee …

"Can I bring my teleprompter to the Confession?"

'Shep, Larry, Curley…'

'Larry, Mo, Curly…'

The Gospel according to Obama:
"And Jesus said to Mary Magdalen, your sins are forgiven, go and share the wealth"
-Reversed Obama Version

Did you hear the one about the Catholic, the President, and the Community Organizer?

Guess where my hand is.

Obama says,
"When I became President, I realized I was god."
Catholic Cardinal laughed and said,
"Boy–do I have a surprise for you."

A Cardinal? St. Louis is in the fifty-seventh state, isn't it? What position do you play?

….. and then this Jew walks in and says "That's mine"

And, and then he says—"how many Libs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"

Act of Contrition? You…contrite, Barry?! Hilarious!

"A Muslim and a Mormon running for head of a nation founded on Christian principles — this is hilarious!"

"And then, Joe told me he thinks you're a shoe-in for re-election!"

"Oh, Barry…. You're living proof that God does have a sense of humor!"

so, cardinal, barry obama walks in to a bar, and everyone begins cheering and high fiving… it was a CROW bar!
hey, mitt… that uhhhh wasn't very uhhhh funny.

Never let your left hand know what your right hand is doing!

Obama: Did Noe didnt build the Ark by himself, did he?
Dolan: Well, when I get to Heaven, I'll ask him
Obama: What if Noe is not in Heaven?
Dolan: Then you ask him

Lets face it, we all have our little secrets

A Doberman pincer

I am sorry Barry, Your going to hell and it was all Bush's fault.

"Yes father, I'm a Christian."