Barry, please stop speaking in my direction; you're getting bull$hit all over me.

For the last time, Barry, America DOESN'T have 57 states.

Yes, Barry, there is a thing in this country known as The Constitution.

So, Barry, let me show you how to speak coherently without a teleprompter.

No, Barry, the role of the president is not to go on vacation all the time.

I see that iPhone you're using for a Teleprompter, Barry!

I'm over here, and the people of America are in the camera with the red light on top, Barry, there is NO teleprompter tonight!

"Raising taxes over and over doesn't stimulate the economy, firing you will"

OK Barry…you just remember to take the Fat Ho and the dirty sheets when you leave in Janurary.

Barry, can you even handle the truth even if it hits you in the face?

Barry, how many more lies are the liberal media going to let you get away with during this debate?

What's a matter Barry, can't give us an answer without your teleprompter?

Barry, do you know what your problem is, your a LIAR and the American people are starting to see that!!!!

So Barry, what do we have to look "FORWARD" to, four more years of misery if we reelect you?

No Mr President, that is NOT a giant teleprompter behind me.

All right, Barry, let's pretend my left hand is Ernie and my right hand is Bert. will you be able to understand my answers then?

Pack your bags buddy….you're outta here!!

Are you sure you want to try this without your teleprompter?

You want to "move on"? Don't worry, we'll make sure of that November 6th.

Look into my eyes… You will give up your Socialist ways and cluck like a chicken….

I will now show you my November victory dance… Get used to seeing it!!

And now my young Jedi . . . You. Will. Die.

Ooooooo…. I'm really "scaaaared of you". HA!

Boogedy Boo! Now go away!

Time for you to walk away and let the adults take over now.

Romney demonstrates the typical Obama supporter…a zombie.

Using Jedi mind tricks against Darth Obama.

Mr. President, in one two minute statement, you stacked bullshit this high.

My God, my bullshit meter is about to explode.

Ok, Mr. President, let's go over this one more time…. 2+2= 4. It does not equal whatever you want it to.

Mr. President, I know you think 46 million on food stamps is a good thing… but really, it's not.

Mr. President, you do know that John Kerry is really a dumb ass, don't you?

Do you really need me to explain the Clint Eastwood empty chair thing again?

The first thing i am going to do is pull the "spinners" off the presidential limo and sell them to pay down the national debt you created…

Booga-Booga-Booga … ha ha ha

HA-DOOO-KEN!

If he weighs the same as a duck and floats in water, then he must be?

Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, dog-nosed, maloderous, pervert!!

I have Political Voodoo. Don't make me pull my MoJo bag out and Harry Potter your butt.

You put your right hand in you put your right hand out you put your right hand in then you kick the socialist out

Romney uses the power of the force to choke Obama's brain.

Woooooooo, I'm scared.

You have to stop lying Barry,your nose is allready longer than your pecker.

You will appear tonight as a Constitutional illiterate, an economic idiot, a corrupt…wait a minute! I don't need to put a spell on you for any of that!

Oooooh, I'd love to have a battle of wits but I don't want to fight an unarmed man!

Boogedy boogedy boogedy!

"Now you see Barry, when I put my hands like this, it makes a shadow puppet that looks just like your face laughing at the American people that believe your lies!"

You lie about me ONE MORE TIME and I'll come over there and strangle your pencil neck!

'Cause This Is Thriller, Thriller Night ♪

Listen young man, for I am Obe-Wan-Ke-Romney.

Hocus Pocus your are now unemployed.

Now do you understand, you can't keep lying to the American people?

Poof! You're gone!

Did you and Kerry go board sailing or golfing while you were supposed to be practicing?

It's who's fault that your answers are incoherent?

No teleprompter and the President's 'genius' shows.

"ooooooooooo! Mr. Hand… I mean Obama! Aloha!

No Barry, this is not voodoo economics.

Scratch debater whoops "Bogey Man."

Yoohoo, Barack! That's right, I'm over here.

You're outta here. Now you and Biden get in the unemployment line until I'm done fixing everything you screwed up.

No more free vacations for you and Michelle!

No Barry, there is no teleprompter over here. Just a better leader than you.

You're fired, Barry. Now get in the unemployment line until I'm done fixing everything you've screwed up, and then once businesses start hiring you can try applying for those pizza delivery jobs.

Carnac the Magnificent Romney Predicts that after the way I kicked your ass tonight the unemployment percentage will soon drop to under 8%

Obama presents this photo as proof that Romney put a spell on him.

I thought maybe I could hypnotize you the way you did so many voters the last time!

Who's your daddy?

Actually Berry, I AM beginning to believe in HOPE and CHANGE! I HOPE there will be a big CHANGE in November!

Mitt, you look like Michael Jackson in Thriller.

Romney:"If I could channel 'OUT OF TOUCH' you'd be it!"

I got your Hope & Change right here in MY TERM

Back off, Barry, or the next debate moderator will be Clint Eastwood —- and there's no way in hell you want to mess with him or with his chair!

Romney: You were a professor of constitutional law? Ohhhh, look how I tremble!

No Mr. President, I'm not interested in a dance.

I'm dressing like you this Halloween Mr. President, I wanna win the scariest costume this year.

Unfortunately Barack, I'm going to spoil your next PR move and I'm going Gangnam Style
!

And while we're on the topic of Big Bird, let's talk about Big Birdbrain Barry over here.

Watch carefully as I levitate this volunteer from the audience.

"Mitt, you can try all you want…. but, white men can't dance!"

And this is how you make an elephant wall shadow coming to gobble you up.

CAUSE THIS IS THRILLER!!!

I know that actual facts and truth can be really hard for you to understand, but try to keep up Mr. Obama.

Let me illustrate the economy for you using shadow puppets.

When you awake, you will start telling the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Barry, go back to sleep and let the grown-ups talk

Wizzo the Wizard puts a spell on Bozo the clown.

I have worked in business for 25 years and I have no idea what your talking about Mr President.

Obama I have a list of resistants that I found that government built in Illinois that I feel will be suitable for you. Start packing.

It's real easy. First you put your left hand in, then you take your left hand out, then you shake it all about. That's what us crackers call the Hokey Pokey.

Romney: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH, Mr. President. You really scare me. See me shakin'. Romney laughs.

That's a facinating story, Resident Obozo. So I'll just type it up here on my invisible teleprompter for you to read off of.

In a rare instance of the video editor going to the restroom, America ACTUALLY saw the puppet strings…

You haven't led this country Mr. President… but here is something maybe you can do… Ohhhhhhhh de camptown ladies sing dis song doo dahh doo dahh.. camptown rail is 5 mile long oh de doo dah day…

There we go Mr. President… your spirits seem lifted… this time join in… Swing Low… Sweet Chariot..

ooohhhh all dressed up and no teleprompters… what will the President do now?

Whats wrong Mr. President? Isn't there something missing? Oh you don't know what to say… right?

You will now pay for your lack of vision!

Romney places a hex on Barry,who will now disappear on November 6.

Your boy Chuckles the Clown was right… we gon' put y'all back in CHAINS!

I wish I believed in Voodoo. With your politics, someone needs to stick a pin in your doll!

Be gone, Satan ! !

Now watch as I use my super powers to make the Community-Organizer-in-Chief disappear!!

Debating you makes me sure that the information in the movie "2016 Obama's America" was correct.

"I haven't been elected yet, Barry, so how is the economy MY fault?!"

"Wait a minute, Barry! The janitor isn't the president, so how is the economy HIS fault?!"

Barry, can you please stop lying?
The bullshit is this high!

"Mr. President, here's how you make a shadow puppet of your Mickey Mouse administration."

I put a spell on you

The national debt got this much higher in the time it took you to finish that sentence!

Hocus-Pocus…Disappear January 2013

BARRY you speaking in my direction only makes your bull$hit go so high up

Mitt sends his shadow puppet across the stage to eat away at Obama's lies.

Now Mr. President, please explain to the people how I did not build Bain Capital but I am responsible for everything that has happened at the company since I left it?

"Barry, have you ever thought about putting a diper over your mouth, because there's alot of shit coming out of it."