Barry, are you still going on with your plan of No "HOPE" of "CHANGE" for your next four years?
Barry, I can't wait to see you handle this debate without your teleprompter giving you the answers.
Barry, it's a deal, I agree your idiot!!!
Barry, are you going to use any of that "southern" twang you used in that 2007 speech for any of your answers tonight?
Barry, are you going to give us your "Joe Biden" answering style tonight, to get some laughs?
Mitt, please don't use facts tonight; they make me look bad.
One of them is leadership material, the other is Barack Obama.
Mitt, please let me win the election; I want to go on more vacations.
One of them is Mitt, the other one is Shit.
So, Mitt, what's it like to actually care about the American people?
"Tonight I took one for the team. Lets change the next one to Comedy Central since Joe will be kicking it off, ok?"
"What's it like to act like one and win a presidential debate, Mitt?"
The Morman and the Moron
"I guess you won, my pals at CNN say it was too close to call at 67%-you and 25%-me"
Don't shake my hand too hard, Mitt, you'll smear all the answers to the debate questions.
Thank you Mitt for showing the American people what an ass I truly am.
Ok Mitt.. There will be no mention of Kenya, dogs, Michelle's vacations, taxes, the economy, the Middle East, all my lies or anything else that will make me look bad. Feel free to mention that I got Bin Laden, tho…
"Hey, you're pretty good! I should have made you a czar when I had the chance!"
"I don't suppose you'd consider dropping your presidential bid in exchange for a nice lifetime appointment somewhere?"
"Mr. Romney, I thought we made it clear to you to go easy. Don't forget that we know where you live."
"Damn! How did you learn all that stuff?"
"Hey, thanks for not bringing up the whole birth certificate thing, my sealed college records, Frank Marshall Davis, Reverend Wright, Bill Ayers, Acorn,…"
I'm just going to make up a bunch of cr*p and see what sticks. You're too white to try to do the same thing and be effective.
Hello I am the President – and you better be nice to me!
Mitt, I'm going to eat you alive in front of millions. You'll see. You've been warned!
Thanks for the debate Mitt. Now I can put off the presidential proctologist visit.
Remember Mitt, I said only softball issues for thr first debate.
Screw with me Mitt and I'll have the IRS crawl up your ass.
Barry, you really are an ignorant asswipe!
Barry, even I find your comments amusing, even that's quite sad.
I'm Mitt Romney, and I approved this ass kicking.
Now i want a good clean fight. Shake hands, return to your corners and come out fighting… Who am i kidding?
I see you bought your suite at the same place I did.
Welcome to Thunderdome, Barry.
I'll let you on stage this time, but, next time remember to send your retarded twin brother so I have a better chance of winning.
I concede… Se you next round. I'm getting a new teleprompter guy…
Heyyy Mitt. I just smoked the fattest joint with Jay Z and Chris Matthews back stage.
Hello I'm Barack Obama can I count on your vote?
Romney instinctively uses the Mormon death grip.
BZZZZZZZZZZZ….Mitt you got me again with that buzzer!
This President is so clueless, I wonder if he'll notice I purposely didn't wash my hands after my visit to the Men's room.
Mr. President, I agree that you have had the middle class buried for the last four years. It's about time someone in your campaign told the truth.
Okay Whitey, I concede tonight but wait till the foreign policy segment. Chavez has been a stellar coach.
Dang Mitt, you sure don't look like a Republican. Well Mr. President you still do look like a Socialist.
Hell Mitt, you even got my vote tonight.
Thank you Mitt for exposeing me as the ASS that I am.
Let's shoot some hoop after the debate.
Hope you're ok with this altitude, Mitt, 'cuz it ain't gonna affect me pal…no sirree…
"Just to let you know Mitt, I am wearing my magic underwear tonight as well…"
Obama to Romney…I sucked soo bad!
Romney to Obama….I'm taking your job!!!
And you are???
MITT'S NOTE TO SELF…..CHECK WALLET BEFORE LEAVING!
Obama: Thank you for the debate Mr. President, uh, I mean Mr. Romney.
Good luck Obama, I going to throw you under the bus.
Captain Communism and Business Boy
One of these is not like the others,
One of these just isn't Constitutionally eligible.
And next time, Barack, nuke the hand buzzer!
Just who do you think you are, exposing my ineptness like that?!
Mitt, don't worry, the media will blame Jim for this.
You'll be sorry tomorrow when I have my teleprompter
Good luck, I taught Constitutional Law.
Would you like to have your ass back now Mr. President?
Mitt after the way I demolished you tonight I wouldn't need to use the unemployment scam I had ready
Well, Mitt, I guess you know my media will bury everything you said here tonight. It'll all be forgotten in a week.
I just took a piss and forgot to wash may hands. Sorry Mitt.
Don't worry about your lease Barry. You and the rest of your tribe can move out anytime now.
Look, Mitt, I'll pay good money if you don't blame me the next 8 years the way I've blamed Bush the last 4.
OK, you need to be out of there by noon on the 20th, no later, because the exterminators are gonna show up right after lunch.
Uh, how about best of three?
Barry, next time we shake hands, wash your hands.
Muslim and Mormon
You're going to want to wash that hand Govenor.
Got to tell you Barry I just can't wait to wash my hand!
One of them looks presidential, the other one IS the president.
Mitt, let's call it a draw and cancel all these other silly debates.
Obama- "At least I can still make fun of Bush"
You had me at "Hello".
So what Mitt? You won. I've already signed an executive order making me president for the next four years anyway.
Okay, Mitt. Can we agree to not confuse this whole thing with a lot of facts and truth?
I just came from using the restroom and I didn't wash my hands!
Mitt, could you get me a pair of your majic shorts? I could really use them!
Mitt, Would you get me a pair of your magic shorts? I think I am really going to need them!
I think I won don't you Mitt?
I love how you lie to these people barry but your still full of shit
Mr.President, My name is Mitt Romney and I am here to take your title.
One is candidate for president of the United States. The other one should never have been.
So Mitt, that beer I promised, China will be paying for it.