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Barack Obama captioned by TeamQuavers or anything else you want to talk about.
"I never snorted it i just put it on my gums."
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Yeah America, you can suck it.
Hmm, I think this Kool-Aid needs a little more bullshit.
Ahhh yes, the sweet smell of perfectly roast poodle.
Mmmm, the taste of American misery is as sweet as honey.
Mmmm, Bo tastes so much better with this new seasoning.
Mmmm, these taxpayer dollars taste great!
Oh, no!!! That was "Bo"??? Oh, well, it was still finger licking good!!!!
Just think, I had this finger "where the sun don't shine".
Not only does my sh*t not stink, it actually tastes pretty good.
Can't tell whether I taste like "chocolate" or "vanilla"?
"Eat your heart out Brother"
Wow, now I get a taste of my own "bullsh*t", not bad.
Man, Paul Ryan's comebacks are sharp!
As long as I eat the evidence people will never know I pick my nose and butt.
Damn………..Mo's got to learn to wash that thing out once in a while!!!
Tastes like Michelle's left nostril.
"MMMM It's true. I AM perfect. Just ask me"
Bo, finger licking good
Damn paper cut. Maybe I should meet with my national security advisors every morning instead of reading my briefings off of a piece of paper.
Now that is pure Peruvian Flake~I must thank the DEA~!
Hmmm! "Obama Fried Chicken" is much tastier that the Colonel's.
Nope… won't work… tastes like shih tzu.
Hey. I am just doing this because Bill Clinton was doing it all the time.
Nursing a paper cut after the Constitution nicked him.
Darn papercut… I hate it when the Constitution fights back…
Mmmmm, I sure do make a mean tasting 4 years of BS.
If I hold the gun like this and pull the trigger the world will be better off.
The kool aid needs a little more sugar.
Even I'm having a hard time swallowing all my bullshit.
Um, German Shepard?
Hmm, I can taste the taxation
What the American People want?
Imagine my hand is a gun…
As President, I'm faced with world-shaking decisions that only I can make: Hmmm! Should I meet with Bibi or should I go on "The View" with Baba?
Jeez, I even taste great, I really must be the messiah!
Mmm '97 Spaniel, my favorite vintage
Mmmm…tastes like chicken.
As hard as he might try to supress it, another lie sneaks out the corner of Obama's mouth.
As the economy collapses, Obama shows Americans how they can brush without a toothbrush.
Damn! I guess I'm not chocolate!
Damn paper cut! At least I'll get a Purple Heart to put next to my Nobel Peace Prize…
Dang, peanut butter dog humus falafel taffey sure is stickey.
Obama: "I'll give you my answer as soon as I find out which way the wind is blowing."
Damn, my finger still smells like weed!
"I love the taste of taxes in the morning."
Mmmm…this Kool-Aid is just right!
Yum, that booger was good.
Mmmmm…the sweet taste of socialism…
Who knew that the Constitution could give me such a nasty paper cut?
Barry tries to point his finger at Bush again, but screws it up. As usual.
Due to many Americans being ruined by the economy, Obama demonstrates the new way for people to eat without utensils.
The booger eater in chief.
abortion check death panels check now to get rid of the rest of them, I call it systematic extermination, sex for short cuz they are so screwed
2 plus 2 equals 4 carry the one…gee 5th grade math is hard
Ah. The taste of failure.
Tastes like shit.
Commie Cake. Good to the last crumb.
I'm not thin skinned. Ouch!
Oops, this is my Muslim wiping hand
Halal or not Halal, that is the question
"Taste like Bacon!"
Ear wax – the official snack of the White House.
"I really want to suck my thumb, but that wouldn't look presidential!"
"Joe is so easy…Watch his expression when he gets this 'wet willy'!"
Hmmm… It's true, my sh*t really doesn't stink!
"I wonder what comes after a trillion?"
Bitter taste of defeat.
EVERYBODY'S DOING IT DOING IT…..
PICKING THEIR NOSE AND CHEWING IT CHEWING IT…..
Damn debates coming up – how can I arrange to get Chris Matthews in there as moderator? What if they ask me some hard questions?
Is it possible these idiot voters are smarter than I thought? No, probably not.
"Just a little more communism, socialism, and taxes, and it's perfect!"
Dog….definitely tastes like dog.
Finger lickin' good! Who knew Husky's tasted like chicken?
Hot Dam — Joe's right, Oprah sure does have a One Hot Azz…Michelle, bring yo azz here biach…
Now I understand why Bill likes telling the "Cigar" story.
"Ah, the taste of freedom running down the drain"
Hmmm…. A little more redistribution, and maybe a dash of executive orders, and this country is DONE!
Got to taste test it first before feeding those morons who voted for me.
Good thing they didn't see me picking it during the UN meeting.
Wow, I even TASTE good!
Ugh! Socialism really tastes like shit
Wow, it does taste like a crap sandwich without bread.
The Narcissist-In-Chief loves himself so much he kisses himself.
Damm it hurts when I get close to telling the truth.
Looks like shit, smells like shit, tastes like sh…hey, wait a minute, who put my presidency in this dish?
Taxpayers sure are tasty.
The answer, Michelle, is blowin' in the wind.
mmm….mmm…..good. Barack Hussein Obama
Hey! I'm not just eye candy.
Wow… the coke keeps getting better… more trips to South America after January..
They think the choom room from years ago is a weapon against me?…When you move on to cocaine… and this is pure.. you can promise anything and everything.. and I gots lots..
Next term… say hello to my little friend..
Yeah a few lines of this sh*t… and I'll be ready to face Romney Wednesday.
Need to tell Moochelle to ease up on the vinegar,,,,,
MMMmMmM,,,,, Pelosi does taste like cowshit!
Wow, I don't know what tastes worse, bullshit or Pelosi!
That’s a really nasty paper cut. Where’s my Purple Heart?
NAH…this piece of shit needs a lil bit more romney in it
Pardon me, but I seem to have some of my own verbal defecation stuck in my teeth.
Damn! Barney and Reggie are both gone and I want to suck on something!
My fingers always taste and smell like shit. Maybe I should start using paper like the Christians do.
Yep, you can indeed fit the new government/moochelle mandated school lunch on the tip of your finger!
No, too good to legalize!
Ouch! Got a paper cut while tearing up the Constitution.
Mmmm! They should call that tasty morsel Reggie Love.
Yep. Tastes like bullshit.
Yep, that is good cocaine. Mmmm….