You don't really need that hip replacement, do you?
Of course, Medicare fails a lot sooner if we do nothing, but I'm not going to tell you that.
Now when do those death panels kick in? I'm getting so tired of sitting with these old folks and pretending I'm listening
You've lived long enough, let non-US citizens use your SS and health bebefits.
You've lived long enough, let non-US citizens use your SS and health benefits.
I want to hear your concerns, so I can promptly ignore them and ram in my own ideology.
You don't really give a cr*p about your grandkids 30 years from now. Get real?!
If it comes down to a Heart transplant for you, or another Solyndra investment? A Heart transplant doesn't guarantee you'll still vote for me.
Barry – attempting to look like he gives a crap.
Don't worry. I've already ordered Soylent Green for you. Then we'll listen to Beethoven. Everything is going to be all right.
Under my plan, you aren't entitled to that hip surgery, but we are generous with pain pills.
What are you guys doing here? I thought Ryan threw ya over the cliff!
Well, let me see if I can find somebody in my administration who gives a damn about your problem.
Yeah, it's my administration who will "push you over the cliff" but we always blame the Republicans.
If you have any problems that will burden Medicare, my "death squad" will cut you off any more benefits.
As long as there are rich people out there, I'll make sure you have all the Medicare benefits you need.
As long as the Treasury Department can print money, Medicare will not go bankrupt.
You're still planning on Medicare? You are dumbasses. How do you think I'm funding Obamacare, which you won't be around to qualify for?
Look folks, I'm living off entitlements like you, but don't you dare expect me to let you cut into my gravy train to keep your entitlements funded.
Ok… Since the Medicare money is gone, you will all have to take a nice ride on the iceberg outside…
Michelle needs another vacation… Fork over the rest of your savings!
So, if you agree to vote for me, I'll give you all your teeth back…
Well…my plan is to put you into a nice elderly 'voucher' program….
This drink is all the nourishment you get under the PPACA. Anymore and Michelle cant take a vacation
Once we stop paying for your teeth,
this will be all you can eat
No,I don't wear Depends
So what do you dopey old honkies want to hear?
You mean to tell me you let your husband eat whatever he wants? Mind is blown…
OK now, whose turn is it to spin the Death Panel bottle?
So, do any of you old honkies need help writing your wills? Sign this power of attorney and get FREE Obamacare.
I'm sick and tired of having to listen to these old white people.
You have to understand… there are a lot of up and coming campaign donors who will be able to use the body parts you donate now..
Okay, once again…here's how this works. We either get two volunteers to decline Medicare or we randomly choose one of you to euthanize.
All those hip replacements, heart care,tests, doctor visits, surgeries are overrated. With my wonderfully thought out obama care we will help you die faster. After all you are way past your prime.
Wait just a minute……who told the black boy he could sit down>
You mean you've actually believed all the BULL I've spouted over the last four years? Amazing! Tell me more…
"..It can't work that way. If it is too affordable for you, how will we fund all the poor illegals "hiding in the shadows"? I can't have that!
"..wait! ..now your comparing apples to oranges with the health care.! I am well…ME and your ahhh. YOU! I don't need to opt in at all!
"…you see now how it works? even if/when you guys die, I can still use your vote, it will count! see..?
Let me make this perfectly clear – the death panel won't come around for you until sometime after election day.
"No, I'm not afraid to drink that orange juice. I just want to see you take a sip of it first!"
"So what if I took $716 Billion out of Medicare. It's not like we're talking about a lot of money or anything!"
"You know, you old folks are really starting to annoy me!"
"Why do you keep calling me Frank?"
"Did you say 'donut hole?' I love donut holes!"
Obama: "Will medicare be eliminated? That depends. Hahaha! Get it? Depends?"
First things first. Any of you Jewish? Cause I don't want to be stuck with the check.
Since it will take ages to find and see a doctor under my plan, you'll live much longer before we euthanize you.
After you go to your death panel, you can still vote for me.
They attacked the embassy? This isn't going to interfere with my Vegas fundraiser is it?
To get Florida's swing state votes, Obama holds a Geritol Summit.
Obama explains the new Soylent Green program portion of Obamacare and how it will benefit seniors.
At the Orange Juice Summit, Barry attempts to reassure the old folks there are no "Death Panels".
"Medicare and Medicaid? Social Security? Under Obamacare, those will never be an issue again! You'll find out."
The death panel isn't a lie! It's the Grim Reaper aka Barack Obama!!
Hurry up & die so I'll be certain to get your votes.
No, it won't help you. BUT, think of all the illegals you will be helping.
Well now you will need to work till 80 so the poor doesn't have to work at all. Don't give me that face, your almost there…
Don't look surprised! FOX News said this would happen. Lucky for me you only watched to see the women.
I know, I know, no more Medicare but on the bright side, we won't keep you around long anyways.
You will need to re-elect me, then I will answer questions.
The way I see it, you won't have to worry about paying back a single dime of the deficit.
I've chosen orange flavored kool aid this year so drink up you old fools.
Certainly I care about you old folks….um, is my nose growing?
Another 4 years like the last 4 and I'll smack the black outta you sonny!
Do you all realize I COULD be the last president any of you live to vote for?
Please vote early in case you don't make to Nov 6th.
Please vote early in case you don't make it to Nov 6th.
Have some more of this spiked kool-aid, I need all of the votes I can steal
Constipation? Hey I'm full of it too.
One of these things is not like the others….
Retired? So you guys actually held jobs? Interesting concept…
And under my NEW plan there will be free prune juice for every voter over 75!
Can I have your coffee? I'm a little short this week.
I don't know what she's laughing about. I already told her she's getting her drug supply cut and her doctor will probably retire to Bermuda.
So my plan is to put the attention on Romney for cutting Medicare so you old farts don't realize what Obamacare is really going to do to it.
A village in Kenya wants its idiot back? What does that mean?
Please, tell me more about how you and your family members fought wars for our country and were compensated when returning home..
Tell me more about this concept you speak of where you "work" for a living and this thing you call "pride"? You're saying the government HELPED people get jobs by PROVIDING them? Not by assistance programs that promote unemployment? Interesting…..
A knee replacement is $40,000, and statistically you only have 3 more years to live. A wheelchair is $450, so what the hell do YOU think I'm going to approve?
Son.. are you and Carter related? I have never seen a bigger pussie then him until now… what are you going to do about Libya and Egypt?
Uh… oh wow whats that over there??
It seems you have real teeth… I can tell as mine sre not. You haven't had your teeth knocked out yet???
Mr. President… are you ok?…
Oh… there's Bubba over there… hey Bubba, he's over here!
Son… you are truly sitting at the wrong table! Did you see the sign outside? 'Americans Only'!
I can grant you eternal life, though your social security number, it will never expire, I guarantee it.
Death camps? No. I prefer to call them, early retirement centers.
So… Mr. President what are you going to do about the outbreak in the Middle East?! 'Mr. President'??
Uhhh we have been discussing it and will continue to talk about it…
Look at yourselves your worn out why should we waste good money on you?
Do you want to die a racist? Vote for me and I'll tell Allah, I mean God, to let you into heaven.
"So when the four of you were little kids, the federal government still actually abided by the Constitution. Tell me, what was that like?"
Did i hear the word token? Is this an episode of South Park?
Will you all hurry up and die, I have golf to play
Forget it, honey. You can't fix stupid, and in his case, it's terminal.
"Typical. You look just like my grandmother."
I don't use a driver on three I use a five wood, but you might want to stick with the driver
You need a new hip? Are you kidding lady, at your age you don't have that many years left to live anyway. What do you think of just geting one simple injection and being out of pain forever! That's what I will approve.
You know you're really dumb as you look on TV
Ok, Let's play Bridge to No Where.
I know I took 700 billion out of Medicare, but you are going to die soon anyways.
" Go ahead, order whatever you'd like. The tab is on your grand kids!"
I'd love to help you but you already have one foot in the grave.
Sorry Barry, the kids table is over there.
THE TABLE IS SQUARE..SAY IT WITH ME…THE TABLE IS SQUARE…VERY GOOD. THERE'RE HOOKED.
I think you'll really clique with my death panels!
Pres. Obama consultss with "Depends" experts to determine the best solution to his bullshit problem.
Pres. Obama consults with "Depends" experts to determine the best solution to his bullshit problem.
How did I get stuck at the table with the old white people?
Hell with your kids. Do you realize what I inherited?
That's fascinating. Now here's how I treat MY hemorrhoids. After all, it is all about ME.
So what if I took 750 billion out of Medicare? You aren't expected to live much longer anyway.
Listen peckerwood, we're going to vote your ass out!
So what if I'm the only one that ate. It's only fair that we split the tip!
So, small-town Americans, are you still clinging to your guns and religion?
I'm gonna order everything on the menu. It's not like *I'm* ever going to pay for it.
What is wrong with this picture?
You know what, I don't care about you guys. You know why? Because I can blame Bush and make as many gaffes as I want, and my zombie followers will still vote for me no matter what.
I don't need to listen to any of you. You know why? Because the media is stuffed with tons of my zombie worshippers, and they'll always find a way to explain away my gaffes and brainwash more people no matter what. Take that!
Drink your Kool Aid cause I need another four years to fix the last four years.
What do you mean "You spent your whole FIGHTING communism and facism?"
"And when I annoint myself as King, I'll do away with the Constitution once and for all!"
Don't worry, under my plans your kids won't need the money anyway.
"So hows those free drinks my Secret Service Agent payed for? I hope they were good, I mean I didn't pay for it… Haha!"
Listen people you have nothing to worry about, my Socialts friends and I are trying to pass a Euthenasia bill. This will take care of all of your problems. Your way of giving back to the system.
MPJ FOR THE USA
I heard the flapjacks are good in this place, but I'm really in the mood for some dog meat.
Don't we all just hate that Paul Ryan?
So who do you think is more handsome…me or Paul Ryan?
Just tell me.
The AARP bailout committee consults with Obama.
Ah, got a pretty serious question here guys. Do you think there will be room here at this table come January?
So what if I stole 750 billion from Medicare? It's not like you will be using it much longer.
"We've heard rumors that you directed the Secret Service to agitate the gators and scare the competitors during last week's Best Ball tournament."
Look. All you gotta remember in that votin booth is my name.
…and under Obamacare, you'll all be made into food for the young, productive citizens.
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