Hey buddy, can I bum a ride back to Chicago? I'm unemployed and kicked out of public housing!

Someone repossessed my chair!

The White House is back there, I just left it.

Michelle kicked me out after I lost the election. Need a ride to the welfare office.

January 21, 2013 – looking for a ride back to Kenya.

Is Chicago that way??

Now listen up…what I really mean by FORWARD is BACKWARD.

Bumming a ride on the road to hell.

Obama signaling democratic forward.

Socialism or Bust!

Backward.

If your looking for entitlements, then get in line behind me.

If you support me, then you can be second in line behind me.

Look, if your looking for the truth from me then you need to just hit the road, Jack.

I can't answer your question because I left my teleprompter back there.

The golf course is that way.

You whities…. get to the back of this bus.

The line to receive a free brain starts behind me.

"The unemployment line starts behind me."

Somebody's got to pick me up!

I'm with stupid…

Joe said it, not me…

It's all his fault!

Michelle, you can take a hike! Not me… I just want to hike the taxes for everybody and their mother…

Nov. 6, 2012
Hitching a ride back to his home planet.

"I'm afraid to look, but the grim reaper is behind me isn't he?"

If you care about this country, vote for the other guy.

See that smoldering disaster of an economy behind me? I built that!

See this big mess behind me that formed over the last four years? It's all Bush's fault.

Thanks to me, the plagues of prosperity, freedom, growth, and joy are now behind us!

Looking for a free ride at someone else's expense – business as usual

Brother, can you spare a dime?

If you want to have a hopeful future in this country, vote for the other guy.

Don't look behind, Barry-
Someone may be catching up to you

Chicago or bust

If you're looking for Romney, his trucks are over there moving him in to the White House.

Michelle is back there looking for me. She found out that there will be no more free vacations and she' pissed!

Over there is the wrecking ball I used on the economy. I built that!

See that business back there? YOU didn't build it.

The economy? That boats already sailed

Just ask the teleprompter

I think my credibility went that way.

Um…Let me be clear. I.. um… am going this way.

Why would I go that way? Golf course is this way???

They think I screwed things up! uh…Are they right?

America is falling apart back there. You don't think I meant to do that???

What do you mean the golf course is closed? Do you know who I am?

"You think it's easy trying to lead from behind?"

OR

"Hey, Jay, I think I left my communist manifesto back there. Move your white ass and go get it for me!"

"You ask me one more question about the economy YOU'RE OUT OFF HERE"!

I better get used to this, pretty soon I'm going to have to get the hell out of dodge in a big hurry.

Oh hell, is that Michelle over there?

The guy behind me is paying.

Was that the shovel ready job I promised?

Hey Michelle, you think my experience in the White House could get me that job at that White Castle in a few months?

"Do you think i blew enough smoke up there ass last night to fool them yet agian?"

God…Jerusalem…OUT!

See what I did for the past 4 years? I can count on me doubling that.

I'm just trying to bum a ride after getting let go and for some reason everyone passing by is giving me the finger.

Which way was forward?

I'm sorry, I exit that way?

America is back there. And boy is it in a big mess!

Hey, let's light up the choom back there

Practicing how to hitch-hike back to Chicago after the 2012 elections.

You mean that Constitution?

Damn! My hand slipped off my big stick!

Nah…wait ya'll .. come back. Voting for me is this way!!

There's no reason why you can't take some of the White House watermellon field to put me in nine holes!

Hey guys, back of the line! I saw the food truck first outside.

Michelle and Oprah???? I left them 2 ho's worn out back in the bushes… Now leave me alone – i gotz golf to play now…:)

This is not a racist campaign but you white folks have to sit in the back of the bus.

Can you believe those 99%ers think I'm one of them?

That's why I'm taking this country FORWARD. Even though it's still all Bush's fault.

Is that the real deficit? I DIDN'T DO THAT!!!!

All you white people get back there and be quite.

Are you Kidding? That's my new Airplane?

Bill, Be Careful, Hillary is Standing Right Over There

Hi ho,hi ho, it's off to work YOU go…

"Remember what I said about firing me if I was unsuccessful in my first term? Scratch that."

I am POTUS! I will NOT ride in the back of the damn bus!!!

Vote for me or I'm outta here.

Joe get to the back of the bus, you know better!

Hey Caddy. I got a birdie on that last hole not a bogey. That is by executive order.

Forward is the new backward.

Where's America? I left it back there.

Hope? I left it back there.

The Fiscal Cliff? It's right behind me….

Look at me I'm cool like the Fonz!

I gotta pray. Is East that way?

Talk to the VP he is back there, Its his fault.

Yeah, I promised all that crap. But that was way back last year!

"Take a look …. Is that Romney I hear coming up behind me?"

"If I'm re-elected, you're going to look back in 4 years and think these were the 'good ol' days!'"

They're handing out common sense back there, but you've got to be unemployed to get some.I'll have to wait until January.

I just put the car in "D" and it went off that cliff back there!

I gave you hope and change…the least ya can do is give me a ride!

Can ya give me a ride back to Kenya?

Michelle told me FORWARD was this way?

If your here to get food stamps the line starts behind me

"Hey, justwent to get a beer, whats up with all the closed stores over here …..??

" I ain't going back to Chicago, you seen the mess there?"

.." could you go grab my coat, left it in the press room, but there is a FOX reporter in there!

".. you"re kidding, THAT plane, back there, cost over a million dollars to run, per trip?
and your point is………..?"

"…..Hey, come back and see me when YOU can spend that much in 3&1/2 years….POSER!

this guy is such a tool! Greece is laughing at us. can't afford Obama again!

Who invited Monica?

So what if Iran nuked Israel—can't you see they are waiting for me on the first tee?

Hold on, more than 5 of you and I have to go get my teleprompter.

I can't believe that dumb-ass Biden took the car and I have to hitch-hike or miss my tee time, but he's got my friggen clubs in the trunk!

Hit the road, Barack… no wait, that's ME!

Ride'n my thumb to Mecca…err Mexico.

Thousands of Americans are afflicted with 'Thumb up the Ass' syndrome. Under my health plan, removal is covered.

I'm not worried at all about getting votes in November. Those guys back there? SEIU and ACORN – and this time, I gave 'em all their own drones.