If your hair was the budget, I'll spend this much!

And I've increased the deficit this much.

And when you are this big, you can have Janet Nepolitano's job.

And when you are this big, you can have Janet Napolitano's job.

When his hair is this long, I'll be king.

I've been in politics since I was this tall.

I now pronounce you baby tzar. Now you can regulate binkies.

This is proof of my magnetic personality.

If he were just this tall I'd run with him instead of Biden.

"Just this much to go and you start paying taxes."

I can spike taxes just like you spiked your hair.

And when you get to be this size, you too can collect welfare and get section 8 benefits and food stamps.

Are you from Kenya, too?

I'll run the deficit so far over your head that by the time you turn two you'll never get out from under it!

I bet you're already as smart as Joe Biden!

Sorry, you must be at least this tall to destroy the country.

When he gets to be about this tall, his taxes double.

You too can use your minority status to become president when you're this big.

Obama's 2013 job: witch craft.

When I was in the Choom Gang…mine was this tall.

During my administration, you only have to be this tall to vote for me, of course.

Come on, "high five" me for all that debt I will have burden you with.

This is the amount of government debt you will be personally responsible for when you grow up.

When you're this tall, you get to start paying taxes.

Come on, "give me five" for all those entitlements that I got for you even before your grow up.

I hate to tell ya bro, but my divine sense tells me your wife has been sleeping with Don King.

I hereby grant you citizenship!

"Oh your so cute… i could just squash you like i did the economy!…"

Obama: If his hair stand on end that means he's a future republican. Oh, oh, you know what to do.

Obama: How did this baby get pass my planned parenthood team?

Oh-h-h, just a little short for voter registration.

Your debt is this big!

Your debt is six feet tall and growing every day Michelle shops and I golf!

And when you grow up, we will be part of China!

What is that…Velvet?

Don't suppose dad here gets one of your energy tax credits for how much static I generate?

Obama's new Energy Czar.

Just think kid…by the time you reach my age you'll need a stack of hundreds this high to pay your yearly taxes.

You not too small for unemployment and welfare little guy.

Baby thinking: Cool clown. Now, where's the president?

You must be at least this tall to vote early and vote often for me.

First, you raise their hair and then their taxes.

Well, Joe will want it longer, but i think we have new material to make chains out of to get revenge on those republican bigots.

And remember little guy, you didn't grow that!

If your hair gets this long, I have to tax it

"Ladies and Gentlemen let me demonstrate my vision of America's next source of clean energy "STATIC" ELECTRICITY"!

I hope you are ready to let your hair get much higher, cause if I am elected again, you won't even be able to afford a haircut.

Really, I can make her levitate. Im the messiah!

High five to another guy that will be stuck paying for my programs.

This photo will get you a tenured faculty job at Harvard when you grow up! Just ask Elizabeth Warren for details.

Your new wife is how tall… .fearless leader Kim Yong-un?

If you’ve got a dirty diaper—you didn’t fill that. My politics made that happen.

When you're this tall your parents will be stripped of everything they have – except you!

Amazing, if you rub the hammer and sickle long enough, your hand becomes magnetized.

Little Lilly is here to help me demonstrate how all power generated by U.S. coal plants will be replaced with static cling during my second term.

First pick, then just put it in your mouth, that's what I do when Michelle is not looking.

When you are this high, you will still owe taxes thanks to me.

You are getting sleepy.. Sleepy… You will cancel our debt when you grow up…

This is how we suck the minds out of our children…

When you get this tall, I can use you as a tee.

When I was your age, my hair was this high.

"When you're this tall, you'll catch up to the unemployment rate."

Static cling mesmerizes autocratic king

So when your son is this tall, we will have repaid all our debts to your nation under my budget proposal, Sir.

If I can get his hair to stand up like this, why won't his leaders listen to my proposals to have them pay for my re-election campaign. I am their best customer for loans!

Michelle wishes she could get her hair this straight.

I've heard that it is good luck to rub their heads.

"When this fella is about this tall, I will send him a bill for the money he owes."

You can power your hair with Static Electricity.

Whoa calm down buddy, I promise to take it from the Seniors so you young kids can have more without working. Just keep thinking death panels.

Seriously, I think we can get the taxpayers to fall for giving you stimulus based on the green energy in your hair.

Arise, my child, for you shall worship me while standing while I bring this country to its knees!

High Five little Man thanks to me your future looks bleak!!

It's funny… My birth doctor in Kenya had the exact same haircut!

Ahhhh….another little one that's not black. They make great kindling for the fire.

And your current amount of debt is this high!

Obama – "WOW! I got to meet that NASA mohawk guy"

If I had a son, he might look just like… naah

Nice Puppy

Not bad! Once it's this high, though, it's subject to taxation.

Once it gets this high, I'll demand that Congress raise the ceiling for you.

"You're almost tall enough to start paying taxes."

Sorry kid, but you must be THIS TALL to ride the Obama Gravy Train.

One more hair-raising experience during the Obama administration.

Yet another hair-raising occurence during the Obama presidency.

I have put us in some deep shit, all the way up to here.

Obama initiates the "No Child Left a Dime" act.

"when you get this tall, your country will finally own us lock, stock, and barrel"

And by the time you are 3–this is how far over your head you will be

"gimme 5 bro from a different mom"

Prior to my policies, you were this big.

5 finger brain sucker in action.

Mommy and Daddy are right, this guy is an idiot.

"I'll let you touch mine, if I can touch yours".

My hair was this tall the time I smoked weed

"See…Just like I raised unemployment."

Hair-raising debt, 42 straight months of unemployment over 8%, and you're gonna vote for this joker, Dad? Thanks for nothing.

"STATIC ELECTRICITY? NO, I really am the Messiah!"