Barry, you have to repeal ObamaCare; I just found out that it will increase the cost of botox injections!
But you said no one would notice the $700 Billion we took from Medicare. I'm never gonna be speaker again.
Barry, if you can't get Hillary to run, then what's wrong with second best woman in the Dummycrat party?
Barry, why don't you just issue an "executive order" making me the Speaker of the House and we could screw this country some more?
Nancy, you old bag, if you hadn't lost your Speaker's job, we would still be tax and spending to our heart's content.
I know it's campaign season and all Barack, but you must be out of your mind if you think I'm going to read the Constitution!
Obama calls Nancy to have a private and confidential chat. Barack said "I gotta get this off my chest…or I will screw up my campaign..Would you still continue to support me if I tell you, I am really….
Nancyanticipating… interrupting:"Barry, aside from me, now, who else knows you're gay? Does Michelle know???
Or…same scenario but Nancy's perplexed expression suggests her following question:
Nancy: "No!!!! You mean Michelle is a lesbian?"
It's true, Barry! Susan B. Anthony is sitting in this chair with me right now, along with Sojourner Truth, Eleanor Roosevelt, Amelia Earhart, Farrah Fawcett, W.C. Fields, Marlon Brando, Stan Getz, the guys who invented the reclining chair…
Barry, I just read that healthcare bill to find out what was in it and I don't understand a single word of it!
Can you sign an executive order for me, Diane Feinstein and Maxine Waters to have our varicose veins removed?
It took me years to get out from under the house in the Wizard of Oz, and now you're gonna throw me under a bus?
You mean we both will be out of a job soon? Good thing I will still get paid for doing nothing. Gotta love our retirement plan.
Barry, about that pardon you promised me for lying on those certification documents in 2008, I need it now so I can see what's in it!
So, if Harry and I endorse Mitt, you really think his poll numbers will drop? Could it be that easy?
If we're really spending money faster than we can print it, just sign an executive order for more printing presses.
I KNOW IT SOUNDS A LITTLE CRAZY, BUT MY REAL NAME IS NOT BARRY SOETO. IT REALLY IS JOSEPH STALIN DAVIS. I WAS NAMED AFTER THE GREAT WORLD LEADER AND MY REAL DAD. MY MOM MESSED AROUND.
IF YOU LET THE UN MILITARY TAKE CONTROL. THAT MEANS I LOOSE MY MILLIONS AND MY WINE BUSINESS ALSO. DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET A REAL JOB?
"No, Nancy. If you want to do minstrel you have to open your eyes wider. All right! Now go get dem black votes!"
Dammit Barry, you said no one would find out about my Pacific Heights home. What will those little piss ants that support me think?
No, Barry, I can't go on anymore like this. The menage a tois is killing me…You have to let Valerie go…and Michelle, too. They have been cheating on you…"
Barry, Please, one more time…just one more time…I promised my family I will fly them all in Air Force One for Thanksgiving…just right after the elections… you did say you are sure to win, didn't you? Whaaat? What does Joe Biden know anyway?"
Paul says he will ask for a divorce if I lose my House seat and have to haunt our own mansion again.
What do you mean you're scratching botox off the Congressional healthcare list? Do you really expect me to put hemorrhoid cream on my face? Are you preparing me for Obamacare?
Why didn't you tell me earlier that you are gay and Michelle is really a guy in drag?? You'll win the SF vote for sure!
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