I think I'll have the Rover turnover!

Where the hell is jarret, I'm hungry and need a decesion here?

"Yep, all you folks back there can wait until I'm good and ready to pick something."

Let's take a picture, by the time I leave office there won't be anything left on these shelves

Hey gang, Joe Biden did a damn good job of polishing this floor!

"Hey Barry! Hurry your scrawny a$$ up, Some of us have real jobs we have to go to."

"Hmm Let's see what the taxpayers are buying for me today."

"Don't you have anything without pork?"

I'll take one trillion donuts, and charge it to the GSA.

This is how I look right before Michelle spanks dat booty.

I'll take the chocolate covered cheesecake and a 42 oz big gulp.

Too bad nobody can afford to shop here anymore, this stuff looks killer.

Get in line? Do you know who I am?

And to think, nobody made any of these on their own.

One of these days I'm gonna wear a shirt with a full set of sleeves.

I don't care what 'Moochelle' says… I'm having pie for dessert. That granola crap sux!

In government, we call this the "taxpayer position."

If you wonder why everyone is standing so far back? its not the secrete service… he had a burrito for lunch!

Two of each…the taxpayers are picking up the tab.

All Michelle needs is some french fries and she would feel like she's in heaven.

I'm Big Government and I helped you all make this place.

This won't look so pretty after I get thru taxing you people.

Look, they use white flour. We'll fix that after I'm re-elected.

I'll just order everything here and divide the cost between everyone else in the store. Make them all pay their fair share.

"Kiss it, America!"

So this is what the 99%ers eat, huh?

Fully baked cakes, half-baked president.

Guess I better get 2 of those cheesecakes and a pecan pie for Mooch's after dinner snack.

Heyyyyyy, that dog under there looks mighty tasty.

Wow…look what we made here!

Moochelle, have one of the SS guys get our food stamps from Marine 1. Tell him to hurry we don't have much time!

You call that a fart?? Check this out…

Here comes my imitation of Pelosi!

You didn't make these pastries! Somebody else did!

Half-baked

How can I pick my doughnut, if they want me to look at the camera.

A Middle Class American can afford TWO of these? Obviously I'm not taxing them enough…

OK Folks. It's time to play Pin The Tail on The Jackass!

No Chick-fil-a?

Let's see how many people I can make late to work this time.

Crapping on America, again.

What kind of a place is this? It doesn't have any fried chicken or any watermelon.

Come here little boy… you like donuts? Give me your money and I'll show you something…

In just a minute, I'll have some rat droppings on your floor.

They're out of chocolate frosting everyone… I happen to be loaded with my special presidential exclusive mix… come and get some.

Now… before I leave in January, I am the only president to fart in a pastry deli.And they still like me.

So what is this??? Hah hah… no chocolate anything? Haven't you all learned in 4 years yet?

Oh Michelle is going to love this racist pastry deli… nothing chocolate..

You knew I was coming today!? And all you people can do is make white shit?!

Ahhh…it feels so much better to have all this hot air coming out the other end for a change

Once again, Barry holds up commerce for his own amusement.

"You didn't built that", me and Big Government did.

Ahhh—-the terrier filets look exceptionally fresh!

Ahhhh the bitch is gone! I'll have a turnover and uh gimme a couple of those a jelly doughnuts and ooh! one of those chocolate covered things and umm a big piece of that apple pie too!

Bama in the bake shop

Send a thousand each to our borders with my compliments and a welcome mat.

Let me think. How much can we stick the taxpayers with here.

I'm sorry, but this is too healthy for Michele.

I hope this place makes a lot of money because I'll need their tax dollars.

Campaign cash needed. Spank the jackass…. $3.00 a pop.

We can start the bread lines here……

You sure Mooch is really at the Olympics?

Kiss it! Come on Small business owner, KISS IT!!

Damn glad I hit the bong before heading in here!

Will these make my ass look big?

Where's the government cheese?

Obama didn't want any gays to see him ordering at Chick-Fil-A.

This guy even bows to foreign pastries!

You put your brain in, you put your brain out… You put your brain in and shake it all about…

And every time Joe comes into the oval office, I "ASSume the position"…

Is my "Kiss me – I'm a Socialist" sticker still on?

"What do you mean take a number? I already have a number, number one!"

Oh my Oh my, I could do alot with that salami, like what im doing to the country

Since the Obamas always eat healthy I'll hve the carrot cake.

57 favors of dog

Obama getting excited for his BLT sandwich – Bulldog, Labrador, and Terrier

Obama does nothing while people wait on him. Another business goes under.

Heinz 57, then there's the dog in the cooler

He didn't build this butcher shop, it just happened

Seven ninety-five for a doughnut? Somebody oughta OCCUPY your greedy ass!

My stimulus built this

"Ha! You didn't make those!"

That's not the limburger you folks are smelling.

Yes that's the display I want to show. They could have eaten like this if they elected McCain/Palin 4 years ago. Now they get leftovers that my dog produces.

I thought I was the only processed ham around here.

Joking around with his adoring media, Barrack assumes the "taxpayer position."

I really don't want anything. I just like to make the little people wait.

This is the position I enjoy putting the American people in… bend over and get ready for big O!

Let them eat cake!

Send all this stuff to Mexico, it oughtta get us some votes. As far as paying for it, the Americans will do that.

If I get a second term these shelves will son be empty.

So this is what you white folks eat? Just give me fried chicken and watermelon and I'm happy.

Having lost their appetites, the people with real jobs stand back as Barry prepares to dump on another small business.

Let them all wait, cause Iz impotant

"Ummm They all look so taxy, I mean tasty.:

"Ummm They all look so taxy, I mean tasty."

"I want the black one"

Nobody I'm holding up in line has a knife or fork, do they?

now, pretend that is a police car behind me.

Damn, I need some Beno. I think I just shit my pants!

Is this the "pound" where Bo went?

Can the american people stand like this for 4 more years?

I love holding up the line for all these whiteys, especially since I'm not buying anything with your tax dollars today!

Give me a dozen of each for Michelle. Her big fat butt will love 'em.

In a pathetic attempt to gain approval, Obama sticks his bony booty out to impress the unimpressed women.

I call this next fart, 'the bun warmer'.

All this food…I don't think it would last long around Michelle's fat ass!!

Awww..Look! They've got little tiny prices on them! How cute is THAT!!??

Hi..I like these too. I am not very good at numbers… I want to buy them all and give you one… and your mommy and daddy are ok with me buying them all can you tell how many?

The President corrects the deli owner's statement of "I built this business Mr. President." with a "Kiss my ass, no you didn't!"

Hey Joe! Light this one for me!

All this food and Michelle is not here to stop me!

Yeah I want one of each, and make it fast before that bastard Bloomberg outlaws them.

Yes I can eat those fatty foods. Unlike you schlubs, I have the cadillac of health plans!

"What", "No poodle?"

Dammit! Romney already knows how to order these sandwiches with out taxpayer money!

Come on out Fido, it my lunch time!

If anyone smells it, I'll just say Joe did it.

Any crackers for sale?

Come on somebody! When I do this in Chicago Boy's Town I get a butt grind!

(singing): "Give me a little kiss, will ya huh? Right there between the pockets, will ya huh?"

Well, since Michelle isn't around… I'll take one of everything, and put it on the taxpayers' tab!

I'm gonna have to play sooooo many rounds of golf to work those off.

How am I gonna hide all these from that food nazi I married.

The secret to silent-but-deadly is to spread them cheeks out.

I'm ready for my Turkish Delight!

No, Mr. President… Those are sneeze guards, not teleprompters.

Whoa… dude. I'm having munchies flashbacks.

If I can smuggle guns into Mexico, I should be able to smuggle these past Michelle.

This sure beats the crap I used to eat in Kenya.

Prices are goin up but they're not as high as I'd like to see 'em.

Where's the Githeri (Kenyan dish made of boiled maize and beans)? Haven't had that since I was a kid back in the hood.

Yall stay back, I'm about to shoot out some more bullshit, from the other end.

Hands on the knees, just like this America. That's all I need you to do. *wink*

You didn't build those desserts

so lets see here…where is the roads and bridges?

This is how you assume the taxation position

So this is what the little people eat? We let them eat cake?

Can i get the half price bagel i already have the economy so far in the hole.

HAHAHA!!!! 30 grams of fat. Another ban for the books.

You all know of course, I'm shitting on you daily!

Passing wind in the Windy City…

"That's right. You gotta wait while I shop."