You, Barry, are a girly man.

Don't feel bad, Barry, I also don't know how to govern.

I'm working on a sequal to "True Lies," and it's just footage of you giving speeches.

I'm working on a sequel to "True Lies," and it's just footage of you giving speeches.

I'm working on a sequal to "True Lies," and it's just footage of you giving speeches.

You won't be back!

Arnold: "You're my favorite terminator."

I'm a friend of Sarah Connor. Trust me!

"I have destroyed more than you in all your films combined."

Conan the Barbarian meets Cannot the Muslim.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

Who is your daddy and what does he do?

Hasta la vista, baby!

Conan was surprised to learn that Thulsa Doom had a son.

Two foreign-born executive leaders sharing a moment together.

Despite Schwarzenegger's explanation, Obama still doesn't understand the ending of 'Total Recall.'

Commando vs. Predator

Red Heat meets Red Dawn

"You didn't make those movies, someone else did."

So, Arnie… how's private life in Mexifornia treating you these days?

Foreign born dignitaries meet.

What I did to California, you are doing to the United States.

I still have a movie career left. All you got is "community organizer".

"You didn't win those 7 Mr. Olympia titles, somebody else made that happen."

Arnold, just say you were born here, it's really pretty easy.

When does your visa expire, girly-man?

Arnold: Wrong.

Arnold: Get out.

Sorry, Mr. President, but that "I'll be Back" line is not going to work for you!

Reunion at the Running Man premier.

So how's my wife and kids doing?

Neither one qualified to be leaders of the US.

Terminator and Running Man. You decide who's who.

Darkie, how's that job search coming along?

Pucker up, Arnie… Here comes that damn kiss-cam again!

"I'll be black!"

Tell the director of the Expendables I'm NOT interested. American may think I'm expendable, but I'd like to not REMIND them of it.

Guess what, you can tell the people you are conservative, vote like a liberal, and they will re-elect you. Seriously! Ha,ha, ha, ha.

I'm gonna do what skynet couldn't… Destroy the country!

I'm the job terminator bitch!

Barry… you spend too much time in the choom room and not being presinator..

No…no..Barry its hasta la vista baby..
But Arnold I will be back!
And I said that too Barry!
But I don't want it to go away..

Barry…Barry wake up! I cannot terminate Joe…

Barry start doing de pooshups three times a day…

ya but… ya but…

Barry, I'm here to terminate you.

Thanks Barry, you proved to me that a foreign born person can be president.

Running as a Republican? I wish I'd thought of that!

Obama: I'll be back.

Arnold: No you won't!

Ow! Not my shoulder! My insurance won't cover that!

The Terminator and the Terminated.

Bama and the terminator

We both had 'em all fooled.

Okay Barry….you keep screwing the country and I'll keep screwing the women.

Bama and the Gov.

You just screwed the maid, I screwed the country.

Your presidency makes the Batman film I was in look rather good.

How about one little smooch Arnie?

Kareoke Night at the White House: And I will always love you!

Arnold: "Wake up, Wake up Barack! You're not an actor, you're not in a movie about being president. For God's sake it's for real!"

One pledges to be a lemon; one needs more Lemon Pledge.

You vant to buff up? A lot more pumping iron, a lot less choom.

Barry: "I forget – Do I lead for this dance?"
Arnie: "You haven't led anything so far, why start now?"

I think you need to be behind me for a proper "Reach Around"

First we had a Schwarzkopf – now we have a Scheissekopf!

Born in Austria, came to the USA, became a citizen and through hard work & discipline became a huge personal success, and governor.
Born…somewhere, through hard work & discipline..er, no that's not it…became President.

There's one thing we have in common. We were both born in a foreign contry.

Ah, if Arnold REALLY were the Terminator…

Both are actors born on foreign soil

You are one bony half black girly man aren't you?

Are you really a gay muslim? I never heard or seen any photos of you groping a aide yet. What's wrong with you? Didn't Bill teach you anything right? Teddy taught me!

I DON'T HAVE A TOO-More!!!!!!

I really liked you in Kindergarden Cop!

Arnold: "True Lies was an action flick but you made it into a Bio!"

Me, barbarian. You, vegetarian.

As President, I think I should lead.

Barry, you are an azzhole. You are going to be terminated November 6th! Hasta la vista, Barry!

You're a bad governor.
You're a bad president.
You're a bad actor.
You're a ba, uh, what exactly do you do?

Tell Maria thanks for contributing to my campaign!

Ya, even Kalifoooornia does not like you either.

"Can you get me a part in your next movie?" "Sure, You can be one of the guys that gets what he deserves. The movie will set box office records."

I. I'm so in love with you

Barry breaks into song with Joe Cocker's "You are so beautiful, to me, can't you see?"

Barry breaks into son with Anne Murray's "May I have this dance, for the rest of my life? Would you be my partner, then every night?"

"Are your arms sore from trying to hold my jockstrap, Mr. President?"

The Marxerator greets the Governator.

The Marxinator meets the Governator.

The One-Termer meets the Terminator.

The Organizer and the Womanizer.

…You are a girl-y Man..No,You are a girl-y man!

You've just been TERMINATED.

Barry! Wat de fug ahr yoo doink???

I dont't have a damn clue Arnold!

Hasta la bye bye Barry.

Arnold enunciates from a teleprompter.
Barry "terminates" free enterprise.

Arnold you dumb shit, you should of had Vinnie in Brooklyn forge your birth certificate.

'I hope they don't vote for the American this November"

I'll be back, you won't! Girly man…

"Owww! You're hurting my shoulder!"

"..Arnold…I think..(gasp)..you just broke..my shoulder…"

Only in America can foreign-born reformed pot heads go so far.

Michelle did that to yours? Mine shriveled up from steroids.

Sure, I can do a movie after 2012. I'll have a lot of free time then.

I only screwed the maid, you screwed an entire nation!

It's not a 2 Termer!

The Terminator meets the One-Termer.

I am a cybernetic terminator organism sent back in time to save the country from you.

I just LOVE socially & fiscally liberal RINOs like you, Arnie. Great job on bringing California to its knees and kowtowing to the unions & environmentalists!

You know, if it wasn't for Mr Universe, I could have hidden my birth certificate too.

Barry, your about to be Erased!

Hearing Obama's claim to be the first gay President, Arnold performs a "Package Check".

Barry, you really need to hit the squat rack

its ok…i wasn't born here either

BO: OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH
AS: This is a Conservative grip.

I need your help Arnie….not only am I the first President who's wife can kick his ass, but she has bigger arms than me.

Nice sack, Arney.
Becareful B.O., I haven't had sex for quite a while.
If I don't get re-elected, I won't ever get it again, Arnold.

Even your wife knows "You WONT be back!"

Obama: "Ouch! My shoulder!"

Schwarzenegger: "Don't be a girlie-man!"

Do I still have the Kennedy vote?

" Arnie…Arnie …. in terminator, did they go back to kill the father or grandfather?.. I think Soros has a plan. If, we could go back and find G W's grandfather, we're fat! this whole thing would disappear!"

" you were right Arnie, all i said was' "I'll be back!" everybody freaked! it was awesome!"

"I'll snap you like a twig."

"You won't be back."