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Barack Obama and Joe Biden captioned by King Pawn or anything else you want to talk about.
"I told you i get good weed, straight from Afganistan."
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You picked me as your running mate again?
… so then I told them that they weren't successful, someone else did that for them!
Did you just call me Massa?
Then they put the "KissCam" on us so I just closed my eyes and puckered up… Just like the US does to my ass!
Who you callin' "boy"?
Joe, I'm absolutely positive I will win Wisconsin!
Joe, I'm glad you think it's funny that I'm replacing you with Hillary.
Joe, I know you think your funny but could you hold back the gaffs until after the election.
Barry, you got to admit that joke about Michelle taking all those vacations is pretty funny.
Joe, you didn't tell that dirty joke about Jesse at the NAACP convention, did you?
Barry, the jokes on you. People are laughing about your golf game behind your back.
Barry, I've got all these funny gaffs, can I try them out on you to see if you think they are funny to use on the campaign trail?
Joe, that joke about me is not that funny so quit laughing so much.
Isn't it funny how stupid the American people are and what we can pull over them?
Wait…hold on. You are a good President. Nope, can't do it with a straight face!
Do you really think buying me a Big Mac will get me off the ticket?
So as we got up to leave I said, "No, I got this.", but I just wrote IOU on the bill.
Joe, you dog, you did fart at the briefing and blamed Holder, didn't you?
Your new denture cream is doing the trick.
Stop laughing Joe, I haven't started the joke yet!
Joe and Barry rehearsing "Who's on First."
Michelle high maintenance now? Just wait until you have to pay for her decadence yourself Barry. Haha hah!
Joe, the polls showing my favorable numbers dropping is nothing to laugh about.
Joe, I'm glad to see you thinking I might lose is funny.
Joe, your so stupid, you would laugh at anything.
Barry, your administration has been the laughing stock of the American voters.
Barry, I have to laugh, it beats crying about how bad a job you have been doing.
Joe, that stuff on LMAObama.com isn't that funny!!!
Barry, even you would laugh at some of that stuff I put on LMAObama.com about you.
Buahaha, what a tiny package.
See… I told you I was half white.
Joe, if you thought that was funny, read some of the captions I wrote on demwits.com for your pictures.
Joe, why do they make fun of me on LMAObama.com? I've done a good job so I don't deserve this.
"HILLARY CLINTON as Vice President? Stop it Barry, you're killin' me!"
Can you believe they are buying this "it's not a tax" bullshit?
So Joe, Look, Michelle say's you have to drop a few pounds if we hope to win another term.
Did you hear Holder lost a finger in the shredder?
You mean you're just now catching on to our tyrannical plot?
"What an idiot i would break him in half but then id have two of him"
"I would break him in half but then there would be three idiots in the room"
So, you think we could both win smarter than a fifth grader?
"Dumb and Dumber"
No lie… The dumbasses believed EVERY word of it….
"Can it, Walter!"
It's not my fault we gonna lose.
Obama unveils his plans for his second term.
"Haw Hee Haawww haawww hee hawww"
"Wait a minute Joe, I meant it when I said I was doing a good job!"
You actually think we're going to win this election?
You seriously think you're going to fix the economy? At the rate you're going?
Barry, that joke you played on the American public about "hope" and "change" is making me bust out laughing.
Barry, you know what's funny, you actually think you deserve another four years.
Joe, those new campaign slogans for 2012 aren't suppose to be funny at all, so quit laughing.
Barry, that joke about substituting tents for Michelle's dresses was a hoot.
Joe, it's not funny, Michelle can whip my ass anytime she wants to.
Joe, I'm not "…..whipped", I'm "hen pecked".
Joe, the world is a stage and your just a clown on it so laugh about that.
Know what Muslims would call a Romney victory, Joe?
Biden: "We really ruined America, didn't we? Hahaha!
Obama: "What do you mean WE, paleface?"
"And then I told them their numbers must be wrong & the Supreme Court was wrong about it being a tax."
You said you were from the US and they believed it!!!!
"I wrote that caption for that photo. ohhh it's so fu**ing funny."
Let me know if you'd heard this. George Soros walks into a bar with his hand stuck up into a puppet's rectum and…
So I said "I call him Joe the Dumber!"
Barry I have to admit, you are as good with screwing the American people, as Clinton was screwing the WH interns!
You were born where!
LMAO Barry I still find it hard to believe they all think that Birth Certificate is the (bleep)ing real thing! Isn't photoshop GREAT!
And what really gets me Barry… they still believe all your bullshit!
You think I'm dumb? You said "I've been to 57 states do far and I have a couple more to go to!"
I'm serious, Joe! There really are people here in America who still believe that "Hope and Change" BULL$#!T.
Did I just hear you call Michelle a "nappy headed ho"?
Joe, socialism isn't that funny!!!
Barry, I'm the one usually making gaffs but yours about small businesses not making it on there own is a hoot.
You dont believe me———when my wife and I met, she was a size 2.
Thats a good one, Barry—–Hillary as VP.
Joe and Barry yuk it up over the state of America.
Honest, Joe —How does King Obama sound?
Tell the truth——Hah—–I wouldnt know how!
You promised those idiots what?!!
Iraq!!!Thats a good one—what the hell would I do there?
Joe, that speech I gave wasn't meant to make you laugh.
Barry, those jokes about Michelle are a hoot.
Joe, you're not going to think it's funny if we lose in November.
Barry, I have to laugh, your the biggest clown I know.
Obama: "…and then I kissed his ass and he agreed."
How do you make a RAT laugh? Tickle him.
Joe, if I had known you were ticklish there I would have kept my hands in my pockets!
You're gonna go "Truthful" from now on?!?!
Yeah, dude, I know….It's called Hawaii Mauwi Wauwi. They grow it back home…Bet you can't get that shit in Delaware!
You say we can get re-elected without the dead people's votes?
Joe, the Wookie jokes about Michelle are starting to get stale,…
Shut up, Joe, the flag pin is just for campaign season.
Well THIS would be a helluva time to start telling the truth, don't you think?
Once again, Joe laughs at his own knock, knock joke.
It's not funny Joe, you try to have sex with my wife and you'll see.
Barry, I got a whole lot of fat jokes about Michelle. You want to hear some more.
The jokes on you Barry, your wife is on vacation and you don't know it.
Joe, you won't think its funny when I make you use a teleprompter so you'll quit making so many gaffs.
Barry, I've got to make those gaffs, that's who I am.
Barry, you've got that community organizer job for 2013. All I've got is being a clown.
During our next term we can blame everything on that Obama fellow
Good thing Bill Clinton isn't there.
I don't know, Joe…Michelle has our Vacation Location Super Committee working on the next five…
Yeah, that's funny, Joe, now get it the hell off my shoe!
Show me that picture again, Joe, was that PELOSI giving somebody a lap dance?
What do you mean you've been interviewing interns?
Now that Holder has Executive Privilege, he wants to be Secretary of Defense!
"And the NAACP really thinks we give a shit!"
You Did What? And Blamed it on Who? OMG Barry, that is awesome!
WHAT!! Bill gave you Monica's number and you invited her up to the Oval Office too, Barry, You Dogg
Morsi wouldn't shake hands with Hillary … Too bad I can't pull that religious bit yet.
That stuff you smoke is pretty dang good. I told the fainters at the rally to seek help from paralegals.
Hey Joe do you think we should tell the America people the TRUTH?
"Do what? You, win re-election? hahahahaha!"
Seriously, Joe…I know what I'm doing!
Stop it Joe!! I can still be the best president. That thin about me being worse then Carter is a CROCK!
You damn fool, Joe, when I gave you that rabbit fur thong I told you to never wear it when you are at the White House!
Sorry Barry, you are the funniest guy I know especially with those big ears.
Come on Joe, her ass is not that big
C'mon Barack, just pull my finger one more time!
I am going to win another term.
No, seriously. I just PRETEND to read the teleprompter.
Somebody slap Joe… looks like he's stuck again…
Looks like Joe had another personal beer summit.. he like those beer summits.
Joe…thats you on TV right now… Joe..
Welcome back sir. We had to remove all the sharp or pointed items in the room sir…
Joe…find your shoes, socks, underwear and trousers….
Christianity…. we don' need no Christianity…
We will WIN…we will WIN, and become the new…. Socialist World…HA HAH HA HA!
Joe, we'll change the flag after January but your dirty underwear – go take them down Joe and put the old flag back up…
Oh… uh Joe broke into my Choom Room again… right?
Thought bubble over Obama: "I love that these idiots know they better laugh at my jokes"
And I don't even know the words to the National Anthem… Romney sings America The Beautiful… never heard of it…