Barry, why do I smell Bo?

Sorry, Michelle, but Hugo Chavez kisses better than you do.

No tongues….

naw… Biden kisses better…

Is that bull$hit on your lips? Did you give a speech just earlier?

Well, Barry, I can tell by your kiss that your still smoking. It's like kissing a ashtray!!

Come on Michelle, at least try to make it look like you like it.

Gosh Michelle, you got bad breath. You've been eating too many french fries.

Not too close Barry, I don't know where your lips have been.

There Barry, now can I take that vacation?

Maybe we can get into Guinness World records for making the most people puke at the same time!

No, this ain't how I kiss Reggie Love…

Damn, Michelle, I told you to keep your lips closed!

Godzilla versus Mothra II

Michelle, now that we have kissed, can I go out and play golf?

You would have to think they each had a contagious disease by the way they are trying to kiss.

Come on Barry, let me transfer one of my french fries to you.

Barry, how come we need the "Kiss.Cam" for you to kiss me?

This is about as X-rated as it is going to get with these two.

Okay, that will be a dollar.

Ooh, Michelle, if you're wanting to Hoover, we can leave right now….

Now, what do I have to do to get a hug?

Michelle, why couldn't you just TELL me I had a drop of catsup on my face?

Come on baby, let me have some of that nasty tongue of yours

Come on, give me some of that good old spit like before.

Hey, we don't kiss in private so why should we have to in public?

(Obama thought bubble):
I'll clue you, when this game is over, there's gonna be one cameraman out of a job!

On so many levels, we see way too much of Michelle.

This is how you kiss a skinny chick.

Barack thinking: Wow, first time I'm not kissing ass!

Throw a bucket of ice water on 'em!

Get a room!

"its like kissing a chimpanzee"

Michelle thinking: Hope

Barack thinking: Change

"Dumb and Dumber"

America haters unite!

Someone told Michelle to "kiss my ass" and this is what she came up with.

Barack: Gimme a kiss, mother of two!
Michelle: Here you are, father of one!

Creationism or Evolution?

How many times have I told you Michelle, we can't suck the life out of EACHOTHER, we must focus on the nation!

Barry is too busy to screw things up for America today…

Obama sucks at more than just being President

Obama Sucks

Michelle, I bet I could get a better kiss out of you if you thought I was a pile of french fries.

Oh my gosh, one of us has bad breath!!!

I'd get a better kiss if he thought I was Oprah.

I'd close my eyes too!

Close your EYES!

"If America likes this kiss, we'll do France for a week and go to the place where french fries were invented."

A little foreplay before screwing the nation again.

Miss Manners says: When in public, it is best not to take the gum out of ones mouth when sharing. Rather, descreetly pass it to another by protruding the lips as if kissing ones sphincter.

Crap Barry, are the camera's off of us yet? Your breath smells like dogmeat

Geez! Get a room!

Monkeyshines

Barry!!! Is that our dog Bo I smell on your breath?

(Caption) "The kiss of DEBT!"

The loser must kiss the pig!!!

" now im praying for the end of time so I can end my time with you" MEATLOAF

Monkey see……Monkey do!

It's two, two, two creeps in one!

…Passionate Kisses…

Oh yessir you WILL give me that last french fry!!

Proof that Barry would do anything for a vote.

Follow your own rule #1 Barry, never trust anyone, especially someone named 0bama!

Better than kissin your ass!!!!!!

When invited to an Army Navy game, the Obamas thought it was a fashion event and broke out their navy colored clothing.

Oh, come on, Moochie, show a little enthusiasm. Pretend I'm Rosie O'Donnell.

Oh, come on, Barry, show a little enthusiasm. Pretend I'm Anderson Cooper.

(Oh well, anything for the sympathy vote) he thinks

Obama thought bubble:
Man! Why won't she use her mouth like that at home?

Deep in the jungles of America, the elusive Muslim Monkey was caught on camera sharing their favorite food, french fries.

Jane Goodall would be so proud.

an Historic moment "Both Obama's mouths are shut"

Can you name one thing more distasteful than a face full of fever blisters?

Even his kiss is crooked…

Alright, Comrade Obama, pretend you actually mean it — the Kiss Cam is watching you!

Obama thinking: "Note to self: ban these @#$* capitalist Kiss Cams."

Obama thinking: "I'd rather kiss my Mom's nudy pictures."

Barry, was that legal? I don't know honey, we have both been disbarred.

"Barry, have you been smoking?"

"Michelle, your breath smells like bullshit, oh wait, that's mine!"

Taking one for the team

Every man's worst nightmare

Michelle: I need a real man!
Barack: I need a real man!

I should have fed her this morning…

Barry baby… you have something between your teeth…come here let me get it,

Africanus Obamanus Papio… In this family of baboon… the mating ritual begins with the female sucking on the alpha male's upper lip… this can last for hours, typically in a social gathering… alpha males are easily identified by their purple lips…

Lifestyles of the bitch and infamous.

Michelle, lets try kissing like other people… I am tired of getting on my knees.

Oh yeah… you can tell 'he' is a …'lover'

Barry let me show you… kissing a woman is a lot different than kissing asses and hands…

They should make a monument of us like this and replace the Lincoln Memorial with it..

Barry no one is listening here… stop lieing! Come here…

Barry in a kissing pose with Michelle: "Hmm, when we are finished in January, I am going to tell her that Pelosi has nicer tits!"

Barry, why can't you kiss me like this when we are alone in bed?

I need the PETA vote

I havent had a kiss like this since Man's Country in Chicago….

The First Family can't EVEN do this right.

Here I am… kissing teeth again… she must want something..

let the gay marriage captions begin…

It's not Ramadan yet is it? good, this is illegal

This is soooo funny……if he ever finds out I used to be a man imagine the look on his face.

Who knew that Zira and Cornelius were basketball fans?

Chewbacca and Dark Vader kiss and make up.

(And they think there's torture at GITMO?)

What I have to do as President, where's Bo?

IF YOU KISS A FROG- – - – - – -

(Imagine the sound of using a plunger to unclog a toilet)

"The camera is on us. I can get through this, I'll just pretend that she is Barney Frank."

Dam Michelle did you get the lip gloss and the superglue mixed up again?

kisses like a dick
looks like a dick
is a dick

Pretend it's Gary! Pretend it's Gary! Ugghhh, tastes like girl!

barry calm down i will make sure you get to visit chicago how does january 21st sound

The surgery was a mistake. I miss when she was still Mitch.

Ye-ay! Another trillion in the hole! Let's kiss.

"Hmmmm. Hard to see. I wonder what she would say to implants."

"Boy, they're hard to see. I could not get much if I taxed her chest".

Damn, I was hoping she would come along so I wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye!

Taste like chicken.