Is Michelle squirting AGAIN?

Boy, lying makes a person sweat a lot, doesn't it?

I hope this rain doesn't short out my teleprompter.

I hope this rain is not an sign from God about lying.

Okay, so I smell a little. It doesn't mean you need to hose me down.

These are tears of joy since the Supreme Court upheld Obummercare.

Well, I guess this beats a pie in the face.

Okay, this does not wash the black off so that you can see my white side.

Turning on the sprinkler system isn't funny, guys.

Where is my executive chamois when I need it?

"Let it rain, let it pour, they don't love me anymore."

Liberal Liberal go away, you suck at this job most every day.

Is there a way I can tax all of this rain?

If this rain damages my watch, I'm blaming Bush.

NOOO! The rain broke my teleprompter!

Darn, where's my rain czar when I need him?

The 2nd Ammendment doesn't cover water balloons. When I get back they are going to be so banned!

NOOO! This rain is going to dilute all the Kool-Aid!

It isn't fair! I inherited this rain from the previous administration!

When I wet myself I REALLY wet myself.

Hold it, hold it! Piss on it is only a metaphor!

"I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world, what a world!":

There's a little invention that prevents this from happening Barry. It's called an umbrella. It's been out a while now, check it out.

I see the Obama-brella works as well as everything else you do.

Most of us just come in out of it Barry.

What several thousand Vietnam vets spitting looks like.

Pressure to beat Chris Matthews on Jeopardy takes its toll on the chosen one.

The President becomes nervous when asked an unscripted question from the audience.

The President undergoes a severe allergic reation to actual labor as he campaigns among union workers.

"Whew. Just think how hard this would be without a teleprompter."

Why is everyone raining on my parade?

God's way of getting rid of the stench of bullshit coming from Barry's mouth.

Of course, a rain tax! Why didn't I think of that?

Note to self – never piss into the wind…

I haven't been THIS nervous since I rigged those election results…

The American people, "You say piss on us Obama…Well piss on you!!"

Man, I've been sweating bullets working hard to destroy this country and the constitution.

"I suck as President, but I'm an awesome rainmaker!"

As the Constitution was out of arm's reach, Obama had nothing to wipe with.

God damn it R.Kelly

"It's ok just read it as it is written…". First time TelePrompTer jitters

Are you sure God is just raining on me? It sure taste salty.

"Biggest spit ball yet"

The more I lie the more I sweat. I know, if I could only tax sweat.

Okay, you Secret Service agents, get that guy with the SuperSoaker or I'll have the IRS audit you and your family for three generations!!!

How do you tell if a man is lying? See if he sweats under pressure.

God does not make it rain. I do!

Superman can't piss into the wind

I SAID!!!
I would rather be
pissed OFF
then
pissed ON!!!!!!

Check list: No more "Stay Dry Anti-Perspirant"

This is taking "wet behind the ears" a little far, but then you have to understand who you're talking about, too!

0bama is STILL wet behind those ears!

" Oh nooooo, I won't come in your mouth," he said. That's the last time I take Bill Clinton at his word.

Man,
This trying to look rugged is for the birds.

I know I keep bashing Romney about Bain, but now I am going to tease all the folks in the Midwest who need the rain.

Obama wiping away the tears of the nation.

Look at all those idiots standing out here in the rain just to hear my bullshit!!

Ok. Somebody told me there ain't 57 states, but how many did he say there are?

This rain is completely Bush's fault!

So this is what it was like with Bull Conner and the fire hoses.

I thought Barney Frank had retired. Towel please!

I'll buy scuba gear before I take a penalty stroke!

Help! I'm melting….

"Who threw the tomato?"

Guess your shit filter really is full.

Sometimes it might be god opening the heavens and making rain and other times it just might be God opening his robe and making a statement.

"OK, I deserved that, but Bush caused it"

"The next time your sewer backs up, someone call Joe, ok?"

"Allright, I see Joe the Plumber is in the audience again"

Even the teleprompter spits on him.

You fool was that water! I am melting!

Finally somebody got smart and hosed off all this bull shit I have been carrying around!

Please….don't let lightening strike till I get through lyin'..

…….drip……drip….drip…drip..drip.

Oh, crap, this is going to ruin my golf time today

PICTURE THIS: CALVIN STANDING ON A CLOUD, PISSING ON: OBAMA

Feeling washed up after the latest White House Dunk-a-Hunk, Obama has an inkling of what November will bring.

Obama is the last one standing in his new "Adopt-a-Wetback" Dream program.

In a rare deviation from blaming Bush, Obama blames Elizabeth Warren's 1/32 Cherokee heritage for causing a flash flood during his most recent pep rally.

As Obama struggles to create a following, he realizes that a wet dress shirt contest doesn't have the same effect as a wet T-shirt contest.

Damn it Axelrod! I can't keep lying like this.

Now you know why I don't like Mitt's "trickle down" economics.

"Here's your damn kool aid back! I don't want it!!"

From forefathers to foreskin…in 236 years or less.

Look how I'm suffering for the masses.

I had no idea what a bukaki party was until now

You lied, we cried, re-election DENIED!

You LIED, we TRIED, re-election DENIED!

Cass Sunstein better step regulatory measures on rain production.

I've got to nationalize NOAA … oh, wait …

One more water balloon and I'm raising taxes on the poor this time.

Obama finds out what a golden shower REALLY means.

I do not remember ordering rain today. Is God trying to replace me again?

Ugh… I don't feel so well. Somebody call the para-legals!

Augh…the sweet dispondent tears of the American people.
Like fresh coffee in the morning.

See Farmers? I told you that you didn't build your small business. Ask me nicely and I'll give back the rain.

Ok, time to nationalize the weather.

A Teleprompter, a Teleprompter, YOUR Kingdom for a Teleprompter

Boy do I stink as a president!

Was I just hit in the face with a piss filled balloon?

Why can't you just throw shoes like the Muslims?

This picture was taken minutes after Sheriff Arpaio's second press conference.

Note to self…When pissing on the Constitution, do it with the wind at your back, not you face.

Too dumb to get out of the rain!

It finally happened. Someone hit Obama with a water balloon!

Oh sh-t ! I killed the wrong guy. [said after he found out that Osama bin Laden was killed Omar Sheikh see http://normanhooben.blogspot.com/2011/10/gaddafi-son-dead-as-frozen-fishosama.html

Man, if I find out it was Joe who rigged that bucket I am gonna kick his sorry ass.

Who set up the podium over the freaking sprinkler system?

It was a water balloon all right, but that's…. not…. water….

Damn Roberts, how the heck do we get the people to believe Obamacare is NOT a Tax?

Uhhhh… Gesundheit, Mitt…

Wish I didn't sweat so much when I lie…

By executive order I declare that Banff Springs remove all water Hazards! I don't care if it is in Canada!

Damn I'm sweating like Michelle in Church..

I'm so HOT that I got sweat dripping down the crack of my ass…

I'm gonna ban this heat by Executive Order!

Damn, where was I born????

When I open my eyes…everyone, that wants one, will have a job.

socialist slime

See?…now you didn't throw that water balloon…"someone one else did that".

I told them to turn on the sprinkler system when Michelle got up here, NOT ME.

God's way of saying "You are washed up".

OMG… They want to add one more person to the unemployment list..ME!!!!

All the waterboarding, and I I'm still lying. HaHa