Laughing all the way to the bank

Don't worry Joe, no one can see where my hand is at.

I can't believe blaming Bush still works!

You ain't Reggie Love but, you'll do!

Whodda thunk, Barry?! Manipulation through taxation! Roberts just turned the IRS into our IRSS.

Oh! and Barry… we can tax the players per basket they make!

Broke Back White House.

Kiss cam is on. Come on Barry we can do better than you and Michelle!

Our two favorite teams are the Democrats and whoever is playing against the United States of America.

Some people actually think I'm out "governing" right now.

Two asses boasting over kicking ass.

So then i said…its not a tax, or punishment

So then I got EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE put on a rubber stamp!

… And after I take the rest of their freedoms away, I'll get their guns and proclaim myself king!!

You know, I really love date night, Joe!

Get ready! Here comes the kiss cam!

Do you think Chris Matthews is going to get jealous, I do love that "Tingling leg thing".

"Just because we hate each others' guts doesn't mean we can't be friends."

Barry, what's so funny about me wanting your job?

Joe, you have to stop those Moochelle fat jokes, she might hear about them.

Barry, there's nothing funny about you wanting to replace me with HELLary.

Joe, you know what's funny, the American public actually thinks I'm doing a great job. Who would of thought that?

Barry, you ought get a laugh out of this joke, it's about you and that stupid teleprompter.

What a hoot, we pulled one over on the Supreme Court.

Joe, you know what's funny, I bet taxpayer's money on the outcome of this game.

Barry, where did you steal a pair of those Air Jordan's?

Oh my gosh, we are a pair of clowns and the American public doesn't even know it.

Joe, you won't believe this but I charged this place an "Appearance Fee" and they paid it.

You know we have to laugh about it otherwise we would be crying about how bad we suck at running this country.

Barry, I told you one that I thought was funny about you. Now, tell me one that you heard that was funny about me.

You know what's real funny, the joke is on the American public and they don't even know it.

Barry, now that Cooper Anderson came out of the closet when are we going to do the same?

Baby, you had me from "light-skinned, well-spoken".

"Nice kickers Mr. President… good thing you were able to talk that kid into redistributing his shoe collection."

"I'm brainless, Barry, but at least I didn't say, 'If you've got a business, you didn't build that. Someone else made that happen.'"

From forefathers to foreskin…in 236 years or less.

From forefathers to foreskin:
The American Evolution

Oh Barry, we're going to have so much fun while the girls are out campaigning for us.I hope you have some primo weed.

You know I could pass for your father.

worthless and Worthlesser

…and Chris Matthews even said that he wants to have my baby!

…and the next part of my invitation reads "Have you ever gotten to do something so cool you’re almost jealous of yourself?" Can you believe the morons that will fall for that?

Who gives a crap? We'll just blame Obama care on Bush.

"What Constitution?, What Bill of Rights?, What Second Amendtment? after the second term, they will need food and housing!"

"Nice 'choo there Barry"

Juggle the nuts a bit Barry, It's a three piece set

"The most transparent president ever, hell!"

Kiss cam II

Don't look now, but John Roberts bet on the other team

Giggle, Giggle, "be careful with the balls Joe, Giggle, Giggle…..

Some people actually think government makes business successful!

Ditch the old lady. I know a gay bar in Georgetown we can hit after the game!

Ebony and Ivory, stupidity in perfect harmony.

… Hahahaha! … and then hehehe, they pelted Hellary with tomatoes!!!

Barry, that dirty joke about you was pretty funny.

Barry, you know what's funny, I have been plagiarizing some of those gaffs they caught me saying.

Come on Barry, what's so funny about me running in 2016?

Barry, the jokes on you because I charged those hookers to your credit card.

Barry, you know what's funny, those Jews think we care about them.

Joe, you know what's real funny, I can tell the American public any lies I want and they are dumb enough to believe me.

Come on Barry, put on that "Robin Hood" outfit and we can go out and rob from the rich. Now that would be a hoot.

I heard you were thinking of replacing me with Hillary? You're such a "card" Barry.

I'm just a heartbeat away from your job!! How's that for scary?

THE BIGGEST TAX INCREASE IN US HISTORY? THAT'S JUST GENIUS Barry!

Oooh, those "Mom socks" look hot with your "Mom jeans."

POTUS & BFF

Summer lovin' had me a blast…….

Half-white and half-wit.

Biden: I see you put your girly socks on again.

Obama: Oops!

This is frickin' awesome…we really screwed this country.

"They bought your spiel that both teams win! I love equality."

The document forger gave me a two fer, he's putting the finishing touches on my college transcripts and applications

Soros fingers are tickling my hemorrhoids; mine too Barry!

Voters think we're smart!

Do you think if i blame bush i can get another 4 years. It works for me in the sack so yeah yeah i think it will work

"Scratch & Sniff"

Mad Men

Yes, Joe. We're still going for ice cream after the game.

"And they all think your the dumb one Joe"

Of course you're still on the ticket.

To think, you almost missed this to speak at the NAACP.

That's a big f'ing tax!

I just realized it's Hillary's turn to get it on with Nancy Pelosi!

If we're not re-elected, Michelle will re-embrace capitalism and return to some big corporations' boards to collect her directors' fees again.

"Just think of all the people we've signed a death warrant on!"

and this little piggy went to market…

Thats a good one, Barry! Hillary as Vice President!

And then I said, "it's not a tax!"

"Even democrats know were full of bullshit."

"Hey Joe, tell me again about being born with your head where your ass is supposed to be."

Meanwhile, at Commie-Con….

Okay, I'll turn uyour way for the next "Kiss Cam".

Only you and I know you don't know your right foot from your left foot.

"We owe that Colorado theater shooter big time!"

hehe do you really think we can spend another trillion?

What a great Jobs Meeting! Do you want to play golf or campaign tomorrow?

Barry, your administration has managed to make some dictators look good.

Barry, who would have thought you could be worse than Jimmy Carter.

Joe, if they give me four more years, I can really screw things up.

Boy, Joe, they really don't care about all those gaffs you made. Luckily your not a Republican.

Joe, do you think I could get the Supreme Court to legitimize my dictatorship?

Cheech and Chong laughing at their own jokes.

Joe, who would have thought Moochelle could get away with taking all those vacations on the taxpayer's dime?

"And then I said, You're call is very important to me so at the tone please leave a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"

Barry, who would of thought we could get drunk on "Kool-Aid"?

Barry, that last stuff you got us is really giving us a high!!

Barry, you've got to admit, I'm funnier than you are.

Barry, those speeches your giving are sure good BS that the people are buying.

Barry, is it true you cheated your way thru college or did you use affirmative action?

"Don't worry Barry, it's ALL down hill from here!"

Barry you're so clean and articulate and have the softest ankles. No wonder Larry Sinclair found you to be such a hot number.

Joe, you keep your hand there one more second and I'm gonna knock those fake choppers down your throat.

Roberts is still looking for his wife and kids.

Barry, you know what, the world is one big circus and we are just its clowns.

Just like two babes in toyland

Barry, your lousy internal polling numbers is nothing to laugh about.

Joe, you know what's funny, I don't think I can take four more years of your buffoonery.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, The Rabi and You walking into a bar Barry?

What do ya say we blow this taco stand and slip over to Pelsoi's pad for some REAL dribbling?

Janet says we just signed up 2 million more democratic voters at the border. Those voting booth tunnels are really working.

My Daddy said: "Joe, your the best kisser in Scranton PA…

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?

Ebony and Ivory, destruction in perfect harmony….

Ha Ha Ha, Joe, I know I have been pushing for gay rights, but if you DON'T GET YOUR HAND OFF MY FOOT, You'll be on the unemployment roll's TOO!

ACORN registered that many DEAD people??

"They actually think smart"

"Haha it sorta looked like he was throwing the ball at you"

"I wonder if there booing at the players"

"We can call each other basket heads hahaha"

"You put the girl's socks on again didn't you, Barry, haha!"

Damnnnnnnn those rich people!!!!!!!!!

Can you believe these idiot voters who actually BELIEVED it was not a tax!!

Barry, you got any more Moochelle jokes?

Barry, did you hear the one about you having sex with your teleprompter?

Joe, your just one big blowhard but you sure are a funny one.

Barry, that's pretty funny, you using executive order to make youself a dictator.

Barry, how can we get some of those taxpayer paid vacations?

Hey, Joe, have ya heard the one about my replacing you with that inmate who got 41% of the vote in West Virginia?

Then she says, if you really want to see him smile, try tickling his left foot…he loves that.

God your Sexy Joe, too think I actually considered Hillary for VP gives me the Heebie Jeebies!

Nero fiddled.

Obama and Biden play footsie.

—-and then I told em "Barry's gonna hand out c-notes right after the election to celebrate." You shoulda seen the reaction—they love us.

Hey Joe—you got the munchies too?

" They think 16 trillion is bad? Ha .ha. ha… Wait..wait…wait… to they see what's on page 930, then 1,501 of Obama care!!….HA.HA.HA.HA.HA!