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If I can "hustle" the American people, I can sure hustle someone in a game of pool.
I've got the "colored" balls, right?
So now I know what it means to be "behind the eight ball".
Great, nobody here, now I can play with myself, I mean by myself.
They don't need me in the Oval Office, they got the teleprompter.
Boy, it's nice to get away from Moochelle. Her eating french fries in bed bothers me.
This will have to do until it quits raining and I can play golf again.
I wonder if I can use this table to practice my putting.
Okay, whose got "loser"?
"I say boy, you about as sharp as a cue ball."
Screwball in Corner Pocket
Playing pool with all of his supporters
This is also how you play basketball, right?
Here is a shot that I learned from Bill Ayers when he was writing my book for me.
Illinois Skinny practicing to play against Minnesota Fats.
A Cue Ball, An 8-Ball, and A Screwball
If I get the 8-ball in the pocket, that's called a slam dunk, right?
I'd better get this shot; I'm betting so many taxpayer dollars on it.
Why does the white ball have to hit the black ball? That's racist!
Watch me knock hell outta this cracker ball…
Why is it called a cue ball? It doesn't look anything like a "Q."
This is simple geometry. Which I flunked in High School.
"Glad I closed the VFW hall to the Vietnam vets so I could get this photo op."
I gotta change the rules. The Black ball should be the one you control things with.
Just like real life. if you improperly address the black then you lose the game.
Hey Joe! Get this! I am gonna use "English!"
I seem to be out of quarters. New tax!
Lol! I dare Romney to say "Rack 'em" to me again.
Teddy… and you thought you carried a big stick.
Tee time cancelled due to rain. I still needed to see a white ball on a field of green.
Is this the right stick? Where's my caddy?!
At least the secret service does not have to search for the balls in this game.
Even after Mitt Romney sank all the srtiped balls and the 8 ball, the incumbent still thinks he has a chance to win.
Being caught behind the 8 ball, Obama blames the poolhall's owner for the failing economy.
If I can win this game, I'll be able to win the presidency.
I keep inheriting these terrible shots.
"8 Ball (Oh doesn't one of those sound good), corner pocket"
It's Bush's fault if I miss this
Give him 8 and America will sink…
"Just like the economy, I'm about to sink this white ball right here."
U.S. Constitution in the corner pocket…
I'm supposed to smack the white around? Alright, that's no different from what I'm already doing. Piece of cake!
This picture of me playing their primative Billiards should get me some points accross the pond.
I'm sure glad Michelle is on vacation again.
How come the 8-ball is behind the cuestick?
Obama can stick it.
Screwball hitting a cueball.
As usual… Obama aims to the left.
Am I aiming far enough to the left?
"Here goes this ball down the pocket…sorta like America"
If I make this shot, I will release my college transcripts. If I miss, I will continue to lie to the American people.
I look at a rack of balls being the American voters, it's my job to break them up.
That's the great part about being the President… everyone lets me win!
Voice in background:
"No sir, the teleprompter can't be rigged to get the balls in the pockets."
'Sticking' it to the American People.
Racism: When the White Ball hits the Black Ball from behind.
Photographer: "Sir, it's been six hours, just hit the damn ball already!"
"The 8 ball is the tax-payer. Now watch me whack it into the corner!"
The Cue Ball represents the taxpayer
Watch where I poke this cue stick
I love hanging out with all my friends.
Symptoms of a failed presidency:
3. Difficulty concentrating
2. Substance abuse
1. Your in a pool hall with no friends.
Of course it's Bush's fault that Obama is behind the 8 Ball.
" Of course I can't get the hang of this game, the ball is white, it's Bush's fault, and I have a damn flag over my head!"
A white ball hitting a black ball!? Who invented pool? I am filing a lawsuit!
Now, this ball is whitey and I'm going to drill it from behind.
If you don't vote for me, I'll ram this stick up your ass, you little white bastard!
This is so much more fun than pocket pool.
I'm going to have the ACLU make the black ball the last one standing.
Stupid secret service not letting me play golf in a thunderstorm. I'll show them.
A crooked stick in a crooked man's hands
If you beat me its because someone helped you.
10th Amendment in the corner pocket.
8 ball behind the corner pocket.
… I'll just take my aim at the white one…
" A white man's game I have no idea of what I'm doing, It's Bush's fault."
Just like the country, he has no idea of what he's doing.
Take this, whitey!
Obama: "I'll just put some Arabic on the cue ball"
Voice: "That should be English."
Obama: "Not anymore!"
The Hustler. And I don't mean pool.
Just brushing up on my hustlin' skills. I may need to get a job I'm actually qualified for when I return to Chicago.
Barry logs-in another day of hard work for the American people.
"…after I sink this shot, I should be able to squeeze-in a round of golf to finish out the work day."
Wasn't there something I was suppose to be doing these past four years?
"After spending all day ruining the country, a brother's gotta unwind."
How can I make a shot without a teleprompter?
Who's ..umm i mean what balls are next?
How can I concentrate on something important with this American symbol of Freedom above my head?
You didn't make that shot, someone else did!
Wait a second, Mr. President, you have to get your other balls in first – before you shoot the eight ball!
This Cueball is acting stupidly!
Bend over America… here it comes again!!
If i am successful and the ball goes in, I didn't do it myself… Others did it for me.
Just like the next election, at the end the white one will knock the black one off the table.
Another attempt at breaking the balls of others.
Are the poll results back on which ball I should hit first?
The pool cue is the straightest thing in the room!
"Eight ball in the Left pocket."
Singing the Wizard of Oz…."if I only had some balls………….."
Chicago Skinny can't do it himself. He needs help hitting the ball hard enough to make a shot.
OK…cue-ball, hit by the Screwball from the corner pocket.
With one white ball and one black ball Obama takes a moment to reflect on family memories