You speak a word of this to your parents and I'm gonna tax what you fill that diaper with.

Seriously? Mom, save the sim card for President Romney.

MOMMY! The Marxist is indoctrinating me!

MOMMY! Save me from this socialist moron!

"I wish I was taller so I could kick this idiot in the nuts."

My great grandchildren will be paying this bastard's debt off.

Hmmmmm…. I think I still prefer the taste of schnauzer…

This is me kissing your future good bye!

Hmmm, it's true. All you little cracker babies taste alike.

Pelosi told me this is how she stays young

Child abuse.

Poor baby already owes $50,000. Troubles is, with Obomb-a-Care, the kid will never live long enough to pay it.

Gonna need lye soap and #100 sandpaper to clean that off the kid's face.

Congratulations Barry, now the kid is covered in $h!t from top to bottom.

Goin' for the white baby kissing poll bump.

All I have is what's in my diaper. It's all yours.

Every time my mom changes my diaper she says, "Look at you, you're full of shit, just like Obama!"

I could fill 4 diapers and you would still be more full of it than I am.

Dad says you could fill a box of my Pampers with one speech.

Obama, doing what he loves most… kissing white people.

Soon little kid, I will be taking all you ever earn.

White kid, you need to grow up and produce income soon. My brothers need your money!

This guy is riper than my worst diaper.

This one smells pretty fresh – fire up the barbecue grill.

Vampire Obama sucking the whiteness out of a baby.

"Listen, baby, go to the polls and vote for me. You can do it. Nobody's going to stop you."

Mr. O, your policies smell like what I just in my diaper.

I hate this as much as you do kid…but I gotta get some cracker women to vote for me.

Judas marks yet another innocent.

Pssst. Remember… 16 years and vote for me. I'll still be in office I don't care what the constitution says.

Yet another brain-sucking alien attacking our young.

Mommy! He's NOT purple and he doesn't look like Barney!

Hmm taste more like chicken than dog

All your future earnings belong to us.

Tastes like chicken!

Mom, are you sure I have had all my shots?

Obama is only kissing with his white half.

I just stole your future, you little s**t.

Obama thought cloud: "After Novemeber 6th, NEVER AGAIN!"

I'm stealing your money you little cracker and there's not a damn thing you can do about it!

Yeah, I'll kiss the little cracker so long as her dumb parents keep up voting for me.

Yeah, I'll kiss the little cracker so long as her dumb parents keep voting for me.

I thought my diaper smelled bad….this piece of shit really stinks!!!!!!

this is the republican war on woman… LOOK THIS BABY IS ALIVE

Babies' souls are so delicious…

Baby: I cloned you, its in my diaper

Un-aborted meets oft-resorted.

It was with a kiss that Barack Corleon sealed the fate of the young girl. She would never know freedom as an adult.

NOW LET ME TRY MY NEW TOOTH ON YOUR EAR!

You're kissing the wrong cheek…

This little girl smells just like the speech I just gave.

What? I like white girls.

Mommy! The crazy man is scaring me!

An unaborted meets the luxury resorted.

"Looks like my buddies at Planned Parenthood missed one. No worries, I'll just mark her with the kiss of death."

You're kissing the wrong end, dumbass.

What a typical white person, won't even look me in the eye.

Contributing to the Delinquency of a Minor.

Grandpa, you're gonna owe me big-time for this one.

Boy, this guy better be glad I can't talk yet.

You better get a good job kid. You're gonna be paying for policy I force on the country.

pew…this guy smells ….

Mommy! Make it stop! I promise I will be good!

your kind is growing fewer and fewer kid!

Ughhhhhh…… this BETTER get me lots of votes.

Help me… please…

my presidency, the contents of her diaper… tomato tomoto

"This is the thanks I get for being $2Trillion in debt because of him, but boy, do I have some revenge for him in my shorts"

You don't know it yet, but you already own Millions.

"Just think, when I grow up I can tell MY kids I was kissed by the worst president ever!"

oh no he's brainwashing me!

The crap in my diaper smells better than you, your policies and everyone in your corrupt administration

Obama kissing a tax. Formerly known as a baby.

"Is this the whitest baby you could find? Remember, I need the white vote."

"AHH, it's sucking my will to live!"

A tongue in the ear and a hand in the piggy bank.

You don't need to thank me for all that debt I gave your generation, it was my pleasure.

If your parents give me four more years, you'll all have all the entitlements you need.

Just think you can stay on your parents health insurance until your 26 years old.

I can get you registered to vote, if you promise to vote for me.

See, I do care about you white folks.

Why is this guy whispering "sweet nothings" in my ear?

Mr. President, I'm not that kind of a girl.

Why do I have to be in the president's photo-op?

Mommy, this guy is bordering on being a pedophile.

Don't worry, when you're old enough to vote, I will still be your president.

Can you get the rest of the kindergarten class to vote for me?

Please Mommy make the queer man quit sucking on my face.

"If you throw up on me i will tax you till the day you die"

"Don't worry honey he doesn't bite"

"The leech"

"The Vampire"

The kiss of Debt!

… and now that China has agreed to carry our debt, let's thank those of you who are paying the bill.

Now that China is accepting our debt… let's thank those Americans who made it all possible…

The president telling the baby that his sh*t don't stink.

Come on baby, how about some tongue?

Mr. President, I'm going to need that "change" you promised, just check my diaper and you'll see.

No, Mr. President, my name is Hope, I'm not the "hope" that you promised.

"This Guy has done so much ass kissing to our enemies, his breath smells like shit!"