Why do they hate me? I've given them free health care, free housing, free cars, free food….

After leaving the Colorado fires, Barry watches the rest of America burning.

"Well, Colorado today, tomorrow, America"

"They say Nero had a fiddle, but I, The One, have my golf clubs"

Soon, this whole land will be ravaged by ObamaTax. Mission: Accomplished.

Drop the nuke, pilot; we're over a red state!

Snake on a Plane

Hmm, there are so many things out there just waiting to be taxed!

Michelle is gonna be awful mad when she's forced to give this up.

Damn work. I could have gotten at least 2 million more vacation miles.

I can see Russia from here-my new homeland.

Head in the clouds.

"Smart cars, Prius, hybrids….and me on the most expensive plane in the world. I hope they continue being duped this easy until November."

MINE! ALL Mine!

Visiting a "flyover" state

Billion Dollars for Wheel Spinners & I can't even see them…

We need to tax private jet owners more… I still see a couple out there.

The 20th hijacker takes a test flight.

"Look at all those Bitter Americans down there, clinging to their guns and their religion. God, how I hate them all!"

"The Dark Lord surveys his fiefdom."

Air Putz 1

How do I make Mexico the 58th state?

The grass seems to look greener down there with all the bullshit I have help to spread!

Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?

Hmmm, I wonder, are those clouds paying taxes?

Ha! Look at all those little people going through TSA security!

"Enola Gay eat your heart out.".

"Exempt from constitutional restraints. Exempt from Obamacare. Exempt from Social Security. Exempt from the TSA. Man I love being president."

"If I had a line, I'd join the mile 'high' club.".

I know I don't bother "carpooling" on a regular airplane but damn those cars down there are really fucking up the enviroment

So that's we're all the idiots live?

Con Air

"I think I see a few angels coming down to worship me."

"Strange…those guys with the parachutes look just like our pilot and co-pilot!"

"Michelle should be about an hour behind us on Air Force 2 by now."

And to think my brethren had to use box cutters to take over aircraft… Ha!

Hey Joe! Come look at this sap driving a Chevy volt. Muhuhuhahaha!

"C'mon take off! The Americans are getting closer!"

C'mere, Joe.. I want you to do to me like I've been doing to America!

Ahhhhh..! Wonder if I can blame that fart on Bush somehow…

Watching the sun set over Obamerica…

Another day, another trillion dollers in debt… he he he he

Good by White House.

I hope I don't need a passport when we land in Kenya.

Hmm, that Colorado burn area looks like a good place for the new "Obama National Park".

Damn! That fire stopped just short of the Air Force Acadamy. Another missed chance to clean out a bunch of "Patriots" who won't vote for me.

"(sigh) more fly-over red states on fire, good enought for them"

Those fires in Colorado…IT'S BUSH'S FAULT!!

Hmm! Just think. After I'm re-elected, I can have my picture put on Air Force One!

Mine, all mine!

Cool, this must be a farmers meeting with all those pitch-forks and all.

THEY CAN'T GET ME WHILE I'M UP HERE! HOPE WE MAKE IT TO THE HIDDEN BUNKER SOON, HOPE MY WIFE IS IN THAT PLANE WITH THE KIDS…

"…it's gonna suck when I have to start flying coach again in January."

Let's see, what can I slap a tax on next?

"Hmmpf, Fourth of July celebrations. What losers."

Is that a man on the wing?

"WOULD THE SCHMUCK STANDING NEXT TO LAMP PLEASE REMAIN SEATED WITH YOUR SEAT BELT BUCKLED UNTIL THE PILOT HAS TURNED OFF THE FASTEN SEAT BELT SIGN?"

AHHH, Back home again in Indonesia!!!

Obama demenstrates then position the country should assume

"Hurry and flush the toilet before we leave Colorado, anything might help!"

Wow… this is a new kinda high…

If only the Choom Gang could see me now…

If I jump…I can avoid repeating myself…again…

"Look at all those ants down there, I hope they've paid their taxes, we need a vacation"

Look there is superman…. he has nothing on me…

Just physics in a plotted political way… If I try to f**k it up a lot… I will at least f**k it up a little….

I was expecting to see fairy's… where are these homos?

Yeah those are my old pot fields… wonder what liberal is growing it now..

No… I am not watching Romney… ever again.

Clouds.. if I mandate everyone has to use the Internet… then that too will become another tax…

I am SICK of this mothafuckin' SNAKE on this mothafuckin' PLANE!

"Joe, it's time to pray. I am facing east, right?"

"Joe, the air out there gave me an idea. Ya know that SCOTUS decision? Now we can charge people to use oxygen."

"There is one bad thing about being the Lord over everything down there. I don't have anyone to pray to."

Glad I don't have to fly like all the middle class minions…nobody found the bomb i shoved up my ass.

BOHICA!!!!! Bend Over Here It Comes Again!

'Such a big country and so little time to ruin it"

Well, there's that white house I used to live in. I can't believe it's January 2013 already.

I know they all hate me, but as long as they keep me in the plane for another 4 years I really don't care.

"…Look at all the little people under me in my Nation who have no clue what the Constitution says or what it means"

Almost time for mid-day prayer. Which way is Mecca?

It's all my land, you just think it is your land…

Hurry up and take the picture damnit, my leg is cramping up.

Look at all those peons down there, working so hard to pay my taxes.hee,hee,hee.

I am really going to miss this plane. I wonder how I can keep it?

Ah, finally back to Kenya where people don't hate me. Can I bring Joe Biden, Pelosi and Hilary along too?

This land is my land, this land is my land, from California…..

Let's see. Which country can I apologize to next?

I come up with my best lies when we're flying through clouds.

I love flying in my private jet paid for by America, I am the Entitlement King of the world!

Barry ponders the possibility of calling in an airstrike during a flyover of Texas.

All those American dreams down there that I can screw up.

So big and so little time to destroy this country!

When I am Emperor all this will be mine!

Not enough of those people out there are on food stamps.

I DON'T SEE WHAT THE RUSSIANS CAN SEE FROM UP HERE. I TOLD THEM I WOULD DESTROY EVERYTHING. MAKING IT EASY FOR THEM TO JUST WALK IN.

IF ONLY MY REAL FATHER COULD SEE ME NOW. NOT THAT BOSO THAT I USED HIS NAME.

JUST THINK, WHEN I TAKE OVER FOR THE NEXT FOUR YEARS. ALL THIS LAND WILL BE MY PRIVATE RETIREMENT VILA.

LET'S SEE, IF WE DROPPED A NUKE RIGHT NOW HERE AND I'M NOT ABLE TO BLAME BUSH, THEN I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY THE RUSSIAN'S DID IT.

FIRST THING I'M GOING TO DO IS TAKE DOWN THAT STUPID HOLLYWOOD SIGN. THEN I'LL TAKE ALL OF THIS PROPERTY AND TURN IT INTO A GREEN PROJECT LIKE A WOODS OR A GAUNGA FARM. NOT SURE WHAT TO DO WITH THE PEOPLE, BECAUSE MOST DON'T KNOW HOW TO WORK FOR A LIVING OR MAYBE I CAN MAKE THEM INTO DEMOCRATS.

OK JOE. I'M USED TO THIS POSITION. BUT REMEMBER WHEN I SCREAM, MAKE IT HAPPEN.

AWWWWW……MY WORLD!!!!

Look at those storm clouds; I hope God is not going to strike me down

"And I decree that from now on the presidential plane shall be named the Barack Obama One."

I better enjoy these last few trips on Airforce One. I am going to miss them.

How do I open those borders without anyone noticing?