Okay John….this check should take care of your Obamacare vote!
"…and to my biggest fan, Chief Justice Roberts, I give you this pre-signed pardon to avoid impeachment…"
Thank you for voting for ObamaCare, you now get to be exempt from it.
…and here's a list of other things I'm going to start taxing now. Thanks John!
"Sign my copy of Mein Kampf Barry?"
"For your vote on Obama Care, I'm adding your name to the 'Who's Who Book of Jackass Justices'!"
"Thanks for the vote, John. Take this check to Geithner and he'll set up that Swiss account for you."
"I'm more than happy to autograph your copy of the 'Communist Manifesto', John!"
"…and I'd like you to nullify this part of the Constitution with your next vote, John."
"…and for upholding Obama Care, I'm scratching your family off of our hit list, John."
"….Yeah….go ahead Barry and write that as a "penalty". I'll take care of the rest!
0K, John, you're officially in my fools book!
OK, I'll sign it and then find out what's in it.
"Not sure if this check is enough, but thank you."
Who would you like me to thank for re-writing my version of the constitution John?
And with this pen I enact the 2.0 version of the constitution
"There, you are now Chief Justice of the new Surpremiest Court. I'll hand pick the other eight."
Let's see, Chief Justice Roberts…sign on line number 166,666,666. You might want to rethink your dress…it's a little warm where you are going.
"Page two thousand seven hundred … strike 'mandate', insert 'tax.'"
"You're doin' a helluva job, Robbie!"
And John, this is the way you're going to vote.
"I KNOW it's a big checkbook. I write a lot of big checks."
More left-handed Executive Privilege anyone?
Once again, another liberal hoodwinked by a Bush.
"I now attach the Supremes to Executive Privilege"
"You now have a Full Pardon along with unlimited mulligans, same as I do when we play together"
"Ok John sign the card so I can play Augusta"
Good thing you have lifetime tenure John. I'm signing my own by Executive Privilege. You can witness it on the line below. How about some golf?
Obama's writes another opinion for Roberts.
Thanks Johnny Boy…Of course I'll share the power with you..here's the contract to screw the people.
OK Johnny Boy, here's your lifetime exemption from paying any taxes. Also, as my token of appreciation for your vote, you can screw my wife anytime while I finish screwing the country.
See? I can draw cartoons on the Constitution because I am a BFD!
"Yes, here you are on page 134 of Ripley's Believe it or Not. Good work".
I put your check in the book, so it would look like I can read.
Obama: John, here is your next liberal majority opinion.
Roberts: Thank you, Sir. May I have another?
Roberts fantasizing about Obama's "pen"
Roberts fantasizes about the "ink" in Obama's "pen"
Place of birth? K… E.. N… Oh crap! H… A… W…
i think i told you 500 right.
See, John, you're right here in the dictionary; it's spelled S-E-L-L-O-U-T.
"Justice Roberts, I hope this large check will cover our agreement on your ruling tomorrow with "Obama Care."
"I can't believe I get the signature one of america's most crappy presidents!"
"I can't believe I get the signature of one of america's crappiest presidents!"
Good Boy Johnny, Good Boy
Let me autograph my Con Law Textbook for you: To John, my best student.
And the only signature needed for the new constitution… Mine!
What exactly am I signing I can't read. Doesn't really matter anyways it's not going affect me!!!
I hearby pronounce gay marriage legal!
Sure thing John! I'll be glad to validate parking for the 5 of you.
Two more supposed Constitutional scholars.
I know John, this book of pardons keeps getting bigger and bigger.
There, I just added the text that exempts you from prosecution
"same crap, different day, John"
Ok this is what I've taken in now hide these book, because this is all I'm taken with me when I leave.
"Great idea John, suspend Constitutional liberties and appoint myself King."
"Hey good idea John thanks. I would've never thought of taxing a person's usage of the Bill of Rights. Free Speech, $100. Trial by jury, $200. Keep and bear Arms, ohhh I'd say about $1000 for that pesky little right."
"The check is good John, I have Bernanke on speed dial."
"I WOULD BE DELIGHTED TO NAME A FEDERAL HOSPITAL AFTER YOU."
"…and here is your personally signed copy of Obamacare. Of course you are exempt."
Ahh it's not every day I get to sign an autograph for a real life traitor John!
Barry, you really don't know why I am smiling do you? You will find out in November. In January the OWEBamaTax will get repealed!
Gosh, John, this is the biggest personal check I ever wrote, but y'know, I've always wanted to own that bridge!
Now you keep this John, and in time it will be worth alot
The original rules of Lord Obama will be worth more then the 10 Commandments
"Tic Tac Toe.. I win!!"
as per our agreement since you upheld my healthcare law I'm writing out that check I promised you
And here's the check I promised you
Chief Justice Roberts, this is how you kill the constitution.
Thanks for your help John. We've got our free health care for life now.
I haven't been so excited since Justin Bieber signed my fanny pack.
Thanks John, now I'll release your wife and kids. I hope you learned your lesson!
Can't make it out to CASH, need to put in in YOUR NAME so you can PAY THE TAXES…
…and you wouldn't want anyone to think you're a racist, would you John?
You do know that mitt romney has a swiss bank account and does all of his business through the camen island so he does not have to pay taxes, right?
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