I can eat a hog dog from both ends at the same time. Suck on that, Dave.

"Two terms. They say that's all I can do. Haaaa They don't know me to well."

"… so in 2 years, our healthcare system will be even worse than yours."

"Go easy on those, Dave. I already feel a 'number two' coming on by half time."

"…and if I can win at least two states this November, Carter will still be the worst U.S. president."

"I just saved at least 2 jobs by spending $800 on these hotdogs, Dave. That's basically how my stimulus plan works."

Hot dogs are kind of like my healthcare plan, just eat it, you don't want to know what is in it!

Did Barney Frank show you how to eat an entire hot dog in one bite also?

"We saved your country from the Krauts twice, Dave. How bout a helping hand with our debt crisis over here?"

"We saved your country from the Krauts twice, Dave. How bout a helping hand with our debt crisis over here?"

"…and I want to apologize for beating you guys during the American Revolution and the War of 1812."

And under my new plan, the top 1 percent will only be allowed 2 hot dogs per day.

I have two more years to screw up the USA, do you think I can get re-elected if I don't succeed all my plans?

"OK, David. I'll explain the game. The guy with the big wooden stick swung two times, so he has two more downs to try for ten yards."

Listen, Michelle says we can only eat two

If I get 2 terms .. we'll do this a lot more often!

"Don't get any mustard on your shirt! I had to tell Michelle we would eat celery."

Now..If you give me your hotdog I will have two,and you will have none, and that my friend is obamanomics simplified!

Two trillion bucks says you can't get the whole thing in your mouth David.

I'm hoping I get two terms so I can become Dictator for my final four years.

Each basket they make counts as two points. Kinda like the Hispanic vote after I let the rest of them in the country.

…and that is the cool thing David. They paid for four dogs, but we get to eat two of them.

Good hot dog? That's nothin'. I've eaten real dog. Just try some of that sauerkraut on a Beagle or a Labrador, then we'll talk.

You pay for two, I pay for none. Then we each share what we have. Really, it's pretty simple.

David, do you happen to know who makes the Royal Family's crowns?

I've only told the truth Twice since getting elected… Quit trying to convince me I've done it more than that.

"After "serving" two terms in the White House I'm moving to Canada and "serve" two terms there. I know I wasn't born in Canada but I wasn't born in the US either."

"I hear some of you Canadians don't speak English. Same as in the U.S."

You know, this is not government sanctioned food – we've got two hours to eat all the hot dogs and junk we can before Michelle breaks out the can of whoop ass on us.

Wanna buy some guns? I'm running a special – buy one, second one free. My Mexican trade has kinda dried up.

Pfft Dave, I can fit 2 in my mouth at once. Ask Bill and Eric.

"Two more "dogs" for David & me here pal, they're so good!"

"Re-distribute two more hot dogs down this way."

"A little lesson I picked up from my Mexican friends. I snuck in, got a seat for free, got free food and free entertainment. Next I'm going to see if I can get a job illegally. After all, a fellow has to dream."

this dog is make of 2 different breeds

2 more years of my presidency and people will only afford to eat real dogs

I am having 2 more after this one. Its not like I am paying for it

Okay David, you can keep the Falklands but I want Bermuda.

Kenya and Indonesia are the 2 closest countries to my heart

My second hot dog is made of a Maltese

See, we were able to make 2 hot dogs out of Bo

While ago, I had two hot dogs and you had none. See how this works?

Well… my two favorite things in life are baseball games and just… f**king with America…

Next time we play doctor… use two fingers..that really gets me off..

They say…there are two ingredients in hotdogs… lips and assholes… I feel my administration fits that American image well… assholes with lots of lip..

Hotdogs… lips and assholes… I think my staff and I can relate..

Michelle only lets me smoke imaginary cigarettes.

I am grateful to have two George Bush's to blame, #41 and #43

I gotta watch my spending in public, after I win my second term I can take you out for something better.

I belive marriage is between 2 men and 2 women, just to make things fair and equal

Let me make 2 more apologizes to England before I finish my hot dog

There are 2 typs of Christians in America, those that trust in God and those that trust in me

How can 2 plus 2 be 4? You have 2, the government takes 2 and you still end up with 2

Can you tell me more how Henry VIII delt with Catholics

a woman should have 2 abortions for every birth

I can shove these in my mouth two at a time when Moochelle is near-by!

Okay… You need to shove that second hot dog in your ass.. Just like I am doing to America with the economy.

Cameron: You can do to your words what I'm doing to this hotdog: stuff it!

NOW THAT'S THE SECOND TIME YOU HAVE FARTED. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?

I can devour this hotdog in two bites!

See how I can get a cigarette airbrushed right out of a photo?

"For the second time, I don't like meat that isn't halal!"

You know… 'munch'…I need to be more of an asshole… 'chew'… and less lip… like this dog…

I know what this is… I taste… lips..lots a lips… and assholes.. oh yeah I know this…

Why do people want me to eat this? Its not a 'hot'..'dog'.. First you make a big fire.
Second you get the neighbors dog after you run out.. and just throw shaggy on the fire… now thats a hotdog…

You should come by the house… MY White House and try my Scooby Doo BBQ…
Bring that neighbors dog that barks a lot…

Soon we will be taxing two-year-olds.

These hot dogs taste as stale as the last two years with Biden

Private sector is doing fine. Thanks to me there are twice as many people on Food Stamps.

"I say we dismantle both our country's nukes for the Russians. You know, to give peace a chance, Dave!"

"Where are the best golf courses in England, Dave? I'm gonna take at least 2 more vacations before the election."

do you think he has two balls?

Smoking an imaginary cigarette while imagining there are no devastating crisis.

Cameron.. that was Bush who let girls into the cubscouts… I wanted to be a cubscout… see?

No Cameron I gave seven Islands free to the Russians.. not two, and they are all oil rich.. get it straight… already!

Twice! Twice now I have asked to just get a good dog.. I got Bo… we are on Bo14…I ate the rest… Twice… so this is called a 'hot' 'dog'?

What the hell am I going to do now…? I have two skills…, Goat herder and camel washer…

I offer this… I can bring more illegals into Canada and blacks… I need a job Cameron!

Hey! I only have stolen 14 trillion… get of my back Cameron!

There are only… mind you only… two other niggas that have stolen more… thats that P-Diddy and that ape 50 cent guy..

Barry…. Joe has been lost in the porta-potty for the last three innings…

Cameron… he's mine and he's moving to Canada in January 2013… you go get him… make sure he smells your hand first…

And there are two very good reasons why… I didn't do it and two… its not my fault!

These aren't American dogs… I have tasted the assholes of most Muslim leaders… this reeks of Iran…

this hot dog was made with two different dogs….believe me, I ate dog before….

Two plain dogs, I'll add the BS

Two hundred times a day the mainstream media has the exact same expression as you Dave, when they are reporting about me.

In two years, I will be King.

Apparently it takes two terms to make myself Dictator. You watch, I will be King of America in Two years.

That isn't Larry Bird and he sure ain't Magic.

No it's true, Michelle eats em two at a time.

Two. Just two more Dems in the Senate and that Constitution was history.

Michelle lets me eat this many hotdogs on a bun a year.

There are two types of hot dog, this one, and the one I wrote about in my book.

"I'm a twofer. A commie AND an idiot."

"Three more hot dogs please"

This one time, at band camp…

AFTER YOU FINISH YOUR EXECUTIVE DINNER. I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT YOU CAN DO WITH TWO FINGERS AT THE SAME TIME.

I have three more things to destroy next term.

Via gang signs, the President signals to riot after the Heat victory.

Cameron thinking: I can't even eat a hot dog in peace with this moron babbling continuously.

No kidding! I found 2 hotdogs in the trash can.

I just need 2 voter per democrat to win again.

Guess the weight of Michelle's butt within 2 pounds.

2……that's how many times Michelle let me wear the pants in bed

I am two justices away from abolishing the Constitution.

"Davey, told you it will take me TWO terms to thoroughly destroy America"

Davey, I told you it will take me TWO, count 'em, TWO terms to thoroughly destroy America"

You do it like this in England? We just use the middle finger.

I'll bet you I can fit two in my mouth at the same time and still talk out of the side of it!

In two more years I will bankrupt this nation.

"Just two more. Two trillion more and I can fix it all."

"Two more Schnauzer dogs here please."

Thats nothing…I can stick two wieners in my mouth at one time!

There are two things I like in an election year…. illegals and the dead.

Don't worry. That's only two outs. If there is a third one, I'll tell them to ignore it.

did someone say hot "DOGS"

Watch this, Dave! I'm gonna stick my fingers up my nose and make the hot dog come out of my ears. Bet YOU can't do that!

I kid you not, David, two bucks says Congress is so complacent that my dictatorship will be wrapped up by November.

Give me two more before Michelle catches me eating these.

2 more, all beef please. Muslims can't touch or eat pork.

each dead person is two votes

I just had these up my ass so take a whiff and confirm that my crap still doesn't stink

At least if I win at least two States, I'll do better than Mondale did against Reagan.

"TWO…Got it!? Just two hotdogs and you lose your medical coverage under my health care plan!"

Dude, being President is awesome. This is my second vacation this month!

"…TWO YEARS!..and I am still here. Go figure…I told them them ONE ! sweet deal"!