Let's see, yesterday was Holder's pardon. This is yours, Janet. Whose am I signing tomorrow?

And with this one stroke of the pen I turn 800,000 illegals into 800,000 Democrats.

One small stroke for a man…one major voting block for the party in power.

"There, it's official now. I'm the king!"

One last signature voids the Constitution.

"There you go Janet, now you will be legal even if your secret gets out."

"Well Janet, with this "Amnesty" order, we will both be legal even if our real birth certificates should turn up."

NO STRIP SEARCH, NO PLANE RIDE.

Remember, if this works out, it was my idea from the get-go.

If this doesn't work out, make sure you find a way to blame it on someone else.

Signing a special birthday card for his idol, Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

Okay….if I agree to come out in support of gay marriage you promise to leave my wife alone right Janet??

Barry, this will get you another 1 million voters

Because I care about 'jobs'. Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!

"Give this note to Bloomberg. He'll give you all the pop, popcorn, and Oreos you want."

I nailed Pontiac, Saturn, Hummer, and Mercury. You broke American, Pinnacle, Jet USA, Mesa, and Japan Air Lines. WE ROCK!!!!

The signing of Janet's GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card.

Janet, by signing this law I made up, you and I should have job security for another four years.

Here's your hall pass for letting ALL of those illegals into the country.

One more autograph and it's back to the links baby!!!

Janet, I'm glad you finally found a way to make me a natural born citizen.

This gives you and those other 2 "munchers" on the supreme court a free pass if this gay/lesbian thing falls apart.

Hmmm…the nuns used to tell us that being left-handed is a sign that someone is affiliated with the Devil…

Yes Mr. President, this will legally allow you to go on vacations everyday at tax payers expense for the rest of your life.

Don't worry, Janet. If this comes back to bite us in the ass, I can always assert Executive Priviledge.

Here… we don't have to follow any of these laws either now!

Please sign here that you received your new throne and crown.

"It's your will Mr. President, you can leave out that 'being of sound mind' nonsense."

"With the Dream Act in place, all we have to do is forge residency documents for our 'undocumented workers' and we're in power for life!"

"It's true, he's been a lefty since birth!"

I got a great deal last week on these Executive Priviledge forms. Eric just got one. You got anything you need to sweep under the rug, Janet?

Another Stomp on the Constitution

Barry signs the Executive Order to place airports at the border to distribute less advantaged illegals all over the promised land.

You confirmed with the Mexican President that my villa on the coast will be ready for me next January?

Wait till they see this new executive order…. free weed for everyone!

This reference letter should get you that housekeeping job at Motel 6.

Now, when you frisk them at the airport, you'll take the change from their pockets.

Janet to Barack: P – A – R – D – O – N…..

Janet looks over Barry's shoulder to make sure he spells her name right on her pardon.

Okay Janet, are you sure after I sign this Michelle and I won't have to take our shoes off before boarding Air Force One anymore?

Yeah… I suppose I better keep you from getting fried by congress too on the fast and furious f**k up… it was your idea…

You and Holder… with this Janet.. are now going to disappear… Michelle and I will be following as soon as we are found out…

Thanks sir for allowing me to give the right to vote to all of the Hispanic prisoners and illegals held in our prisons and jails…

And this Janet… makes sure that all women everywhere are always right… about anything… I would like you to present this to the public today..

So Janet… here is the new law I made that gives all illegals another chance to stay and vote, with free college and jobs…

"With this Bill, there will be No Middle Class!"

I'm telling you Janet, this bill will end America as we know it.

Amway was a great idea! With ObamaMerch everyone in the US will be mandated to sign up under me!

I'm giving you Executive Privilege as well, every cabinet member and Czar should have protection and Pardon after what I've done.

I gave the Mexican's free entry last week so let's take care of the Canadian's this week and tomorrow the World.

Here is your grandson's executive privilege for missing school yesterday….

BOY! THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME P____D OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT YOU CAN DO TO THEM NOW. EVEN CHICAGO GETS IT UP THE A_S.

THIS GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PLAY WITH THEIR JUNK, ESPECIALLY THE TEA PARTY GROUP.

"Here, Janet, this executive order makes you officially a man!"

Thank you Mr. President for signing into law the NO MEMBER OF MY REGIME CAN EVER BE FIRED clause.

Milk, eggs ,bread. And make sure it's wheat bread, you know how I hate anything white.

Photo accompanying to the definition of "double dumbass" in the 2012 Webster's dictionary.

Would you like me to get on my knees again sir?
No… just give this to Joe, if he's out of his opium hut, maybe I can get some of those wetbacks to vote legally for me…

Signing away the American Dream to illegal aliens

"…so I'm adding in fine print that even illegals from Kenya can stay in America if their parents brought them over as kids."

"In addition to the passing the Dream Act on my own, I also ban all guns, Bibles, tax exemptions, corporate jets, fossil fuels, sugary snacks, sodas over 16 ounces, …."

Well.. they all think think they 'have my number…' so I am writing a lot of numbers down…

Oh… and Janet they don't 'have my goat either' so here are are a lot of numbers so they don't have my number anymore… and make sure my goat stays a secret…

Allah Wahkbah sir…

Yes Janet.. they all walk by me anymore…

Syria???? Where is 'Syria'… today… I am signing that I haven't heard about a place called Syria…. or is that another breakfast food? By the way.. who is this guy 'Holder….'?

Out of spite for all those slave owners, (aka founding fathers) Obama somehow makes the declaration of independence null and void

**REVISING THE CONSTITUTION**

Would you terribly mind if someone else signs that letter of recommendation Barry?

Good, now the Homeland Security will have to enforce my Martial law that I am planning if I don't get re elected.

I'll keep this undated Executive Privilege order in a safe place. The same place we keep your real birth certificate.

This is the hardest I've ever worked, destroying the Constitution isn't easy. Now I'm one step closer to implementing Sharia Law.

What a putz! He just signed the order making me the Supreme Ruler and offcial Big Sister.

"Arizona down – 56 more states to go"

Janet Reno has been in my employ for 3 1/2 years. Prior to that she was a most oompetent governor, corpseman –strikethrough–woman–strikethrough– corpseperson…

Janet Reno has been in my employ for 3 1/2 years. Prior to that she was a most competent governor, corpseman –strikethrough–woman–strikethrough– corpseperson…

Without Arizona, this will bring us down to 56 states.

Dear President Calderon, Please excuse Janet from Spanish lessons today…

This ought to rile up some votes from brown people.

Now make sure this birth certificate passes the smell test Janet…where is that whiteout?

Not now, Janet. I'm drafting a new constitution.

"And with this signature I hereby royally decree that you are beknighted Big Sis, Reichsfurher of the Soetoro Gestapo!"

"I've now proclaimed you Big Sis! Your White-Shirt-Horde may now molest children and ravage the elderly at will!"

This allows the TSA to hire 10,000 sexual offenders that I've pardoned so our prisons won't be so overcrowded. There, I've created some jobs!

By you witnessing this, Janet, it makes my birth certificate official!

Ok, it's official. My friends in the "Choom Gang" are now in charge of the DEA.

Janet, you are more of a man than I'll ever be.

Janet, let me spell it out for you…..MEDICAL TAKE OVER

"And this is what the child of you and Helen Thompson would look like. Uh! Erasing it!"

And now the U S will be known as ObamaNation. Hey! Wait a minuite…

I just repealed DOMA and most immigration laws by executive fiat so now you can bring your wife over from Mexico without fear of deportation.

And one more brick in the foundation of our country crumbles.

"Why the hell is this guy always hovering over me when I'm trying to sign things?"

You're southern Italian, so when you meet with uh, the guy, what's his name in Guantanamo, tell him either his brains or his signature will be on this document. Now if that's all, I'd like to attend my daughter's first communion.

D-e-a-r J-a-n, A-r-i-z-o-n-a c-a-n d-r-o-p . . . How do you spell "dead"?