I'm giving you Executive Privilege as well, every cabinet member and Czar should have protection and Pardon after what I've done.
I gave the Mexican's free entry last week so let's take care of the Canadian's this week and tomorrow the World.
Here is your grandson's executive privilege for missing school yesterday….
BOY! THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME P____D OF PEOPLE WHEN THEY FIND OUT WHAT YOU CAN DO TO THEM NOW. EVEN CHICAGO GETS IT UP THE A_S.
THIS GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO PLAY WITH THEIR JUNK, ESPECIALLY THE TEA PARTY GROUP.
"Here, Janet, this executive order makes you officially a man!"
Thank you Mr. President for signing into law the NO MEMBER OF MY REGIME CAN EVER BE FIRED clause.
Milk, eggs ,bread. And make sure it's wheat bread, you know how I hate anything white.
Photo accompanying to the definition of "double dumbass" in the 2012 Webster's dictionary.
Would you like me to get on my knees again sir?
No… just give this to Joe, if he's out of his opium hut, maybe I can get some of those wetbacks to vote legally for me…
Signing away the American Dream to illegal aliens
"…so I'm adding in fine print that even illegals from Kenya can stay in America if their parents brought them over as kids."
"In addition to the passing the Dream Act on my own, I also ban all guns, Bibles, tax exemptions, corporate jets, fossil fuels, sugary snacks, sodas over 16 ounces, …."
Well.. they all think think they 'have my number…' so I am writing a lot of numbers down…
Oh… and Janet they don't 'have my goat either' so here are are a lot of numbers so they don't have my number anymore… and make sure my goat stays a secret…
Allah Wahkbah sir…
Yes Janet.. they all walk by me anymore…
Syria???? Where is 'Syria'… today… I am signing that I haven't heard about a place called Syria…. or is that another breakfast food? By the way.. who is this guy 'Holder….'?
Out of spite for all those slave owners, (aka founding fathers) Obama somehow makes the declaration of independence null and void
**REVISING THE CONSTITUTION**
Would you terribly mind if someone else signs that letter of recommendation Barry?
Good, now the Homeland Security will have to enforce my Martial law that I am planning if I don't get re elected.
I'll keep this undated Executive Privilege order in a safe place. The same place we keep your real birth certificate.
This is the hardest I've ever worked, destroying the Constitution isn't easy. Now I'm one step closer to implementing Sharia Law.
What a putz! He just signed the order making me the Supreme Ruler and offcial Big Sister.
"Arizona down – 56 more states to go"
Janet Reno has been in my employ for 3 1/2 years. Prior to that she was a most oompetent governor, corpseman –strikethrough–woman–strikethrough– corpseperson…
Janet Reno has been in my employ for 3 1/2 years. Prior to that she was a most competent governor, corpseman –strikethrough–woman–strikethrough– corpseperson…
Without Arizona, this will bring us down to 56 states.
Dear President Calderon, Please excuse Janet from Spanish lessons today…
This ought to rile up some votes from brown people.
Now make sure this birth certificate passes the smell test Janet…where is that whiteout?
Not now, Janet. I'm drafting a new constitution.
"And with this signature I hereby royally decree that you are beknighted Big Sis, Reichsfurher of the Soetoro Gestapo!"
"I've now proclaimed you Big Sis! Your White-Shirt-Horde may now molest children and ravage the elderly at will!"
This allows the TSA to hire 10,000 sexual offenders that I've pardoned so our prisons won't be so overcrowded. There, I've created some jobs!
By you witnessing this, Janet, it makes my birth certificate official!
Ok, it's official. My friends in the "Choom Gang" are now in charge of the DEA.
Janet, you are more of a man than I'll ever be.
Janet, let me spell it out for you…..MEDICAL TAKE OVER
"And this is what the child of you and Helen Thompson would look like. Uh! Erasing it!"
And now the U S will be known as ObamaNation. Hey! Wait a minuite…
I just repealed DOMA and most immigration laws by executive fiat so now you can bring your wife over from Mexico without fear of deportation.
And one more brick in the foundation of our country crumbles.
"Why the hell is this guy always hovering over me when I'm trying to sign things?"
You're southern Italian, so when you meet with uh, the guy, what's his name in Guantanamo, tell him either his brains or his signature will be on this document. Now if that's all, I'd like to attend my daughter's first communion.
D-e-a-r J-a-n, A-r-i-z-o-n-a c-a-n d-r-o-p . . . How do you spell "dead"?