"America – You're going DOWN!"

Everyday, my chances of winning the election get lower and lower.

See this corpse I'm standing on? That's three more votes I'm getting in Chicago.

This bloodied corpse I'm standing on? That's the economy.

6 more months of downing the economy…

Be prepared to kneel before me!

Bend down and kiss this.

"What? The American taxpayer wants to kiss me WHERE?"

. . . and you will genuflect when I tell you to genuflect!

Jobs down..economy down..Dow Jones & 401(k) down..home prices down..taxes & my golf&vacations, UP!

Shall I just push the "It was Bush's fault" button again?

I'm flushing the Constitution and flag, down the drain

See those documents I'm stepping on? They're called the constitution & the bill of rights!

"Make him sit down! You know that's not a question we rehearsed!"

"Teleprompter, Here, Now"

"Please lower the camera. My ears will look too big at that angle."

I'm going down…

It's prayer time, is this East?

So, is this the 57th state? Right here?

Heeeere Nancy Nancy…

You owe me Michelle.

Check out my pile of loogies! wait, wait, wait…

Middle class, you're going down, to China town.

Watch the finger…you're goin' down!!!

"We need the smelling salts down here. People keep fainting at my awesomeness!"

"If Congress puts that Balanced Budget Amendment on my desk, it'll be vetoed before the ink dries!"

Caesar decrees his will on the fate of capitalism.

"Bill Clinton, get down here and apologize right now."

This is where my future lies.

Joe, I am not going to tell you again – my shoes need shined and they need shined NOW!

If I'm not truthful about the economy, unemployment and my chances of re-election, you can have a finger for each lie.

Yo, I am America's worst nightmare

Yes you heard me, I'm bringing this country straight down the toilet along with my chances of re-election!

WHY are my numbers down WHEN I give such WONDERFUL speeches?

Y'ALL NEED TO WRITE ME DOWN IN WIKIPEDIA AS THE MOST AWESOME PRESIDENT EVER.

Voice: "Mr. President, which way is up?"

I am a ……………….FOOL!

To hell with Michelle. I got all you all libs!

"I need twenty bucks right here NOW! Michelle wants to go to Hawaii with your money!"

The private sector is doing "just fine"

You will bend over right here, rught now and take it dry for another 4 years!

"You talkin' to me? …. ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?"

When I'm finished with this country, you will all be brought so low, you will never recover.

Go to hell, America.

"Yes, place your caption right here. I don't care, I'm a goofball president anyway."

Yes you, Monica, get over here.

Bend a knee mother fucker

I made a prayer rug out of the Constitution, it's down there!

Maybe if I use Bills famous move then Michelle will finally go all the way down.

Pull my finger and I'll speak without the teleprompter!

Hello Chris!

See, I can whistle and point; I'm not totally useless!!

The vice president? He's right down here, doing vice.

Gonna get down wid my homies in da Choom Gang!

Soros is paying me to take the USA to the gutter!

I'd like to point at a reporter with a question, but I'm even too lazy to do that.

Get on your knees and pucker up. You know what's coming next.

Barry, which way has your IQ gone since you became a democrat?

BETTY GET DOWN AND KISS MY_____

The telepromter broke so Obama keeps saying, let me be clear, let me clear over and over

That's Michelle under the podium sneaking a Snickers bar and a Big Gulp.

I'm sending Holder to investigate the person who put this caption here!

look right f•••ing down there. you see that empty space? thats where balls are supposed to go.

One push of this Easy button and the economy is fixed, we have world peace and Michelle's ass is… never mind about the last one.

You will bow down before me and worship me NOW

When you finish that you will lick the gum off the bottom of my shoe.

Kneel before Zod!

We move'n on down… To the poor side of the tracks!

Sen. Barack Obama describes the 'new direction' he believes is needed in the United States.

Check them out. My new Constitution skin boots! There one of a kind, was barely enough to make the one pair!

"I'm going down in history. Way down."

"White House intern auditions begin here."

"YO YO YO, Thank ya'll fo havin me be yo keynote speaker at the Annual Panthers Meeting, you know what I'm sayin" ?

"My policies have reduced the US spending since I've been in office."

This dog right here looks delicious!

America——–You goin down!

Forward… into the abyss America.

While I go around kissing other people's shoes, America, need to kiss my shoes.

And this is the direction of the dollar under another 4 years of my leadership.

"Hey, Monica! wink wink!"

Yes, America will be done if I make re-election, it will just give me 4 more to screw it up worse.

Joe Biden told you all that I had a big stick, and here it is, in all it's glory!

I am god and I condemn America to hell.

Exactly…with this finger, I'm flushing America down the crapper.

Suck this, America…

This is what it looks like just before I bow down to kiss some leader's @ss.

Excuse me, while I whip this out!

What? Are you deaf? Yes, I said THIS is the way the economy is headed!

You want me to kiss what Kim Jung Un?

"Just look at my new American flag doormat I had made in China. I wipe my dirty shoes on it all the time"

Whatever you do… do not point the camera down there…Nancy get up!

Right down the shitter!

Oh… this is about that executive priviledge thing… I am going to hide now..

If your're looking for the Attorney General…

What the hell are you laughing at!? Get on your knees!

where I'm going when I die

Holder… you want me to sign Executive Priviledge for you??? You know what that means..

"America, you can kiss me down there!"

After Andrea gets done, Mitt's going down.

Follow me! I didn't tell you that the change I promised was all downward.

"You know where you can go if you want transparency from my White House!"

When I die my elevator goes this way.

Obamacare passed the Supreme Court by 9:6 vote… several dead justices voted from the grave!

My plan is to shove this in every Americans mouth before I'm done.