These people actually think we give a rat's ass about them!

Where did I leave that dagger? GW's coming back to his portrait unveiling and we're doing a toga party theme.

"Well Barry, I think were both screwed in November."

So.. Al… Mind if I use you as a job reference this January?

Obama: "C'mon, Al, I'm not as dumb as I look!"
Al: "You couldn't be THAT dumb!"

Tell me again how the economy is tanking and it is somehow the Rebublicans fault!

A priest, a rabbi and 3 taliban walk into a bar…

… them I called them the "Marine Corpse" What are they going to do about it? I am their king… I mean boss!

Two Saturday Night Live rejects, out of jobs again in November

2 democrat jokes laugh at each other

Oh! You're the wax dummy.

I'll trade you for your Michelle pictures for my Michelle pictures and throw in a beer summit with Barnie Frank.

"Always remember, Barry, you're good enough, smart enough, and Doggone it! Someone still likes you!"

You can't touch this!

They laugh, we cry.

"Umm Barry, I think they're laughing at us, not with us."

Franken Berry Cereal Job Killers

Al, get your hand out of my pocket. That's my job.

Obama's first job created this year, The Hand Job.

Cough for me twice Barry.

Hey, Al. If you write me some good material for my campaign speeches, I'll tell Holder to indict the Republican who runs against you in 2014.

"I can't believe you "I was thinking
were elected!" the same thing!"

Franken: "I can't believe you were elected!"
Obama: "I was thinking the same thing!"

No longer good enough,
No longer smart enough,
and nobody likes them.

I love it when you say, "Doggone it, people like me," in your Stuart Smalley voice!

"Well, it says right here to apply liberally!"

Al, I know you stole your election. I am so proud of you.

Wait till they find out what a couple of real phonies we are Al.

Easier that SNL huh? Less press criticism.

Dope $ Dopie

Dang, Al, there are some people out there who actually take you seriously!

Some people actually think we're legitimate politicians!

I'm white enough
I'm black enough
But doggonit my Grandmother never liked me

Al that tickles! Take your hands out of my pockets!

They still believe in that Hope and Change nonsense. Can you believe that?

Hawaii actually validated my birth certificate! I threatened to cut off all their supplies. What a little intimidation can do.

They want us to actually drive AMERICAN MADE CARS in Washington D.C. can you believe that nonsense?

They keep calling me a Progressive.
But I'm really a Marxist – I'm so clever.

THAT'S NOTHING AL – YOU SHOULD SEE HER NIGHTGOWN!

BARRY? – I PEED MY PANTS AGAIN!

Okay Al, if you'll deliver Minnesota for me, it's a promise that you can spend one night in the Lincoln Bedroom.

"Barry, if it's close this November, I've got a stash of ballots squirreled away in a car for you!"

Goodness gracious Barack, that does feel good!. It doesn't make us gay, right?

"… after you lose in November, I think I can get you a full-time gig with SNL."

Your right, yours is bigger than mine….

"And then, I bought a thingmajig, just like you said. But I was REALLY tempted to buy a whatchamacallit or a gizmo."

Goofy and Goofs

Remember the scene in "Trading Places" where you were humped by a gorilla? That's just the way Michelle likes it, too.

I can't believe we lied and cheated and were rewarded with Public offices!

Despite what avid cereal eaters may tell you, Franken Barrys will get you sick to your stomach and ruin your life.

It's amazing that the idiots in this country voted for either one of us!

Al: I STILL cannot believe I gave you a BJ, BO!

Al Franken pushes his follow up book, 'Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: The Rise of Socialism in America.'

I know right? I can't believe either one of us holds an office.!

How about the way that new math worked out for me in Minnesota?

A real joke

This time the joke is on America

Two clowns yukking it up at America's expense

That one went over your head like Air Force One over Wisconsin, Al!

That one went right over your head like Air Force One over Wisconsin, Al!

Scott Walker? Hah! He's toast! Just watch!

Dang, Al, that one flew over your head as fast as I went over Wisconsin!

"Dude, look down, I'm totally pissing all over you right now."

Tell me again how the Chinese say "election" ?

"P.T. Barnum was misquoted. There's actually a sucker born every second!"

"Last but not least, I also voted as Stuart Smalley!"

… and then we "found" more ballots in the trunk of a car!

They're BOTH laughing at the same punchline, but think it's on the OTHER one!

Barry can you introduce me to Debbie Wasserman Schultz?

Al finds the only person left who still finds him funny.

Oh yeah, I told the prosecutor, "Really, felons voted for me?"

Two jokes with no punch line.

Take your hand off my wallet, you boob (can be attributed to either of the two)!

"Al, it looks like you have gained as much weight in Washington as Michelle."

Can you imagine how many votes we stole and how many dumb asses voted for a couple retards like us?

It'll be famous some day, Al. "Franken's gray suit". Just like Lewinski's blue dress.

Al, do you think Lorne Michaels is stupid enough to hire me? I will need a job this coming January.

"I'm smart enough, I'm handsome enough, I'm God enough…doggonit what else did the media say I was?"

All you do is fund raise and spend their money, yet they still love you! What is your secret Barry?

Yeah I heard the comment…How could we have elected two complete morons to such high office. Well we know there right don't we Al