"George, it's not your fault I killed Osama Bin Laden and you didn't."
"I apologize for saying things are your fault. Clearly it's all Clinton's fault."
George, can you publicly state that Obamacare is your fault? Please?!
Ohhhh "Mr.I Blame You", I couldn't interest you in coming back as my VP could I?
Did you hear I killed Bin Laden? What can I take credit for next?
"I wont blame you for anything anymore, if you vote for me"
Wait, so you didn't deceive America? How'd you get two terms?
See that mess my dog made? That's your fault.
You know I'm just going to rip your picture off the wall once these cameras are gone, right? Bury it with your dad's…
For the first time in his life, Barack physically touches a human.
Too bad it's not contagious…
"Its simple George, just blame it on the previous administration"
And I PROMISE that Michelle won't take the official portraits down until you and Laura are back in Crawford.
Class and Classless
Between you and me, I know it's not really your fault, but I have to have some kind of platform.
You know, this job got much harder when it became impossible to blame you for everything.
How in the hell did you make it through a second term without blaming W for everything?
Look, I know the economy is already in trouble, but I'd like to show you how to REALLY screw it up.
You know it really wasn't cool that you stole the limelight. This is MY house now.
You know, this job isn't nearly as hard as you said it would be. It's so much easier when you don't keep anything secret.
Class and ASS
American & Illegal Alien
President and pretender
Mr. Presidential and president
As luck would have it, there's a President in the White House today
Laura also came, so there's someone dressed appropriately for the occasion
Maybe George will tell him what he's supposed to have done in the past 3+ years instead of the debt he's caused!
Don't worry, George, I play enough golf for the both of us.
Wipe your mouth Barack, there's still a tiny bit of BS around your lips..
"Barack, I'm ready to listen if you're ready to think"
ONE legal birth certificate between the two of them and it's not #44
"So Barry, why don't you come down to Crawford and do a little bird hunting with me and Dick Cheney?"
"George, they won't tell me where our reserve stockpile of nukes are located. I want to dismantle them for the Russians."
You got about one second to take your hand offa me or Ima cold-cock ya.
"…so after you lose in November, I'm takin a world tour to apologize for YOUR lame-ass policies!"
The Kick Ass President with the Food Stamp President.
With one you get a can of whoop-ass; with the other you just get a can.
Can and Can't.
Pride and Prejudice.
Hope and Hopeless.
Ssshh now George. Go home, drink warm milk and then off to bed. I'll be finsihed before you wake up in the morning.
This was a great Ceremony today. Two one-term presidents in the same room. You and my dad. It's a shame Carter couldn't make it.
Hold still George while I get the knife for your back.
First the bump, then the wallet. He left without union due kickbacks so he's loaded. Michele saw the bulge across the room.
Don't tell anyone, but when things get tough, I alsways ask myself "What would George do?"
I know I made things a LOT worse, but don't take it personal when I blame you for inheriting this economy
… and here is where you and the rest of the country will kneel to me…
Watch for Chicago pickpockets, George!
As a precaution, Bush asks to see Bo before sitting down for dinner.
"Look, George, I know it's been 4 years, but I'm still going to blame you for all my screw-ups. You understand, right?"
Don't take all the blame personally, George. As a goodwill gesture, I'd like to make you my Scapegoat Czar.
Time to go, you make me look weak and pitiful.
What do I have to pay you to take your old job back?
But you see there is nothing against the merger of mosque and state.
Let me adjust that knife in your back – better?
"I hope you will invite me to YOUR hanging, too."
"I hope Obamacare covers diarrhea, because America is getting the $h!ts of you!"
"I think Wasserman-Shultz would make an EXCELLENT VP!"
Thanks for the pretzels George.
"Now, George, tell me where you have that extra trillion hidden. I know it's in the White House somewhere."
Well George, I could have blamed Ford, but nobody remembers him, and besides you're so convenient.
George, you know I hate praying but when I do, I tell God it was Bush's fault
Barack, your palm is very cold…much like your heart
Don't worry George, you will be most likely dead when my Obamacare kicks in.
This is my house George, you and the American people can hit the door.
Turn just a little more. See that's how easy it is to turn your back on the people.
LOOK BARRY, OR WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS, TAKE YOUR HAND OFF ME!!!!
Trust me W… that's not a land mine.
Bo left you a little welcome back gift, George… aw shucks, you stepped in it.
Hope & Hopeless
Class and Crass
"George, here's the hole where Rahm Emanuel's severed finger is buried."
Leaders Lead, Losers Blame
George, I know we got off on the wrong foot, but would you mind being my VP if I win again? I can't take 4 more years of living with Jughead.
Your problem is that you always talked directly to the American People, George. You should have done what I do and put your back to them… now I can say and do whatever the heck you want. It's simple!
George, do you think you could get Laura to show my old lady how to dress like a First Lady instead of the Chiquita Banana girl?
If I lose this election I won't blame you George…I'll blame my campaign manager for not digging up enough dirt on Romney's dog.
Hero and Zero
I gotta keep blamin' you….you expect me to run on my miserable record??
So George, tell me what this "the buck stops here" stuff is all about.
Please do not take my nasty comments about you personal, but I cant run on my record so I have to diss you to get anyones attention.
…so I'm gonna hafta blame this no-fly zone over Wisconsin on you, too…
Barry, why don't you come down to Texas and bone up on American culture.
We have a saying in Texas for people like you, STFU!
When this is over, Barry, I'm gonna kick 'ur ass all the way to Waco.
Sorry about the rose bushes but the watermelon patch gets top priority
I know I know George, and I'm really sorry, but I had to blame someone for Biden.
No rush moving out George, any time this afternoon will be fine!
So what's it like being born in the United States?
"Do you know where that teleprompter Clinton hid."
"Did you ever use that 'secret hole' clinton drilled in the wall?"
"George, I told you mine's bigger than yours."
"Barry, Has it been 4 hours yet."
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