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BO: Congratulations in wiping billions off the stock market within days!
MZ: Thanks, you're my inspiration
Nice to meet you Mark. Hold on a second, I've got some gas which needs to come out
Don't worry about the IPO, I'm taking everything next term anyway.
Where is my cut?
You owe me one big fund raiser.
No worries, I'll talk to my boys on Wall Street.
How does that Swiss Bamk thing work?
"Way to go kid… You screwed your investors they same way I did the country!"
"Way to go kid… You screwed your investors the same way I did the country!"
Obama: Got an extra billion you ain't using Mark?
Why isn't "Screwed" a status option on Facebook?
Sure we can bail out Facebook, I'll introduce you to Tim.
"Welcome to the One Percent. You will receive your bullseye from the IRS in 4 to 6 weeks.
Gerry Brown thanks you for fixing the California budget defifit.
Timmy wants to know, will you will pay your taxes or renounce your citizenship.?
"Osama Bin Laden was a rich guy, too."
"My Facebook page isn't working. No one will 'friend' me or 'like' my policies."
Make sure to blame someone when the stock dives……..people will then forget that this is just a shell. If you can…..use wall street….NASDAQ or Morgan Stanley sound good
"Sure I have lots of Facebook friends! There's Hu Jintao, Kim Jong Un, Hugo Chavez…."
"…and anyone who has 50 'friends' or more will pay a tax rate of…"
"I have a plan to redistribute 'friends'. There are some people who have more than others and that just isn't fair."
"Mine is BIGGER than yours, and don't you EVER forget that!"
"You've got the 'Come','Heel', and 'Fetch' down. Next I want you to 'Roll over' and 'play dead.'
So, how much are you contributing to my campaign?
Barry, you're a great teacher. I managed to pull the wool over their eyes too!
I WAS ONLY KIDDING WHEN I SAID "TAX THE RICH AND GIVE TO THE POOR." ITS MY JOB TO LIE.
I wanna kiss you so bad…
Now that you're in the 1%, prepare to pay for everything for everyone. Share the wealth, you know!
Damn! You really shafted my portfolio last week, Mark.
By the way, is that a collar on your shirt?
Nice job, kid. Now hand it over.
If I had a son, he would look like…oh wait…
THAT'S spreading the wealth, Morgan Stanley thanks you too!
Facebook PAC already donated to Pelosi, Reid, Schumer and Feinstein…so where's MY money, Mark?
"Alright Mark, now bend over and let me use this microphone to demonstate what the IRS will do to you"
Zuckerberg: "You're a credit to your race, Barack."
Obama: "You're not so bad yourself, Jewboy."
Well Barry, I managed to pull the wool over their eyes too
"Mark, we need you to hand-over the list of everyone who 'dislikes' me on FaceBook."
I like your kind – young, impressionable, naive, a little dumb, star-struck — everything I look for in voters.
Thinking "you little punk…, I'll show you what we do to entrepreneurs and American Dreamers."
You're Zucked, kid.
Tell me YOU plan on renouncing your citizenship Mark? Can I have it?
KISS ME, KISS ME NOW!!!!
BO: How come my friend page has a big LOL in it?
I don't know how else to break this to you, Barry, but "Farmville" is just a game.
Thanks Mark for offering to pay off the national debt.
"Are we better off now than we were -$5 Trillion Dollars ago, Mark?"
C'mon you little prick, just give me my 50% or Cancun photos come out
Bad news, Mark. Al Gore called and says HE invented Facebook.
Mark, you newbie, you need to be President of the United States to really screw people over.
"After the Facebook IPO, I plan on buying Demwits.com and Lmaobama.com."
"Hey, Jan Brewer wanted me to ask you why you won't respond to her friend request?"
"This photo-op with you is great insurance for a trouble free IPO for Facebook."
Realizing that they were both to limp-wristed to out-squeeze the other's hand, Barry and Zuckie decided to settle the "Who's the better 'Great Deceiver'?" issue with a staring contest.
I think Obama is about to kiss me.
Be sure you block the Republicans from blogging on my page.
Got a few billion I can borrow?w
Just write the check and you're the new Czar of Cyberspace.
Thank you for helping to create more millionaires I can tax!!! There are Muslim children who are unable to learn how to make bombs but we can help them out with your fresh infusion of cash!!!
"Hey we need to talk, I've run into a problem with the Family Tree application."
Please be on my friends list with Joe and George Clooney, I can bail out your IPO next week
If you help me get the Jew-vote, I'll be sure to give you amnesty when I throw them out of the country.
You really can't speak without a teleprompter!
Come on, just one little kiss…
HEY BARRY, THANKS FOR SHOWING ME HOW TO PULL THE WOOL OVER EVERYBODY'S EYES. I GUESS YOU WERE RIGHT, THERE IS A SUCKER BORN EVERYDAY.
"Mark, don't stop sucking up to me now."
"Yea, I tanked my 1st time out too. Don't worry about it, I'm not."
Congratulations Mark! Now I am taking 75% for taxes and your 20% donation for my re-election campaign. Enjoy your 5%, man!
Got a few billion I can borrow?
Zuck up and F**K up
"Zuck, I'll be able to waste all your money in seconds!"
Your taxes just Quintupled my Friend!
I'm your worst enemy, you ignorant Producer!
You blew the IPO because you should have stuck it to the little guy, I can make them pay through the nose and love it.
Congratulations you little prick.
You screwed up the IPO, but I screwed up the USA.
All conservative posts are filtered right?
So much for privacy settings.
Mark, how come you still haven't accepted my friend request?