Please no! Jimmy knows I don't take ANYTHING from real black people

Obama: I can't believe tingles still thinks I'm doing a great job!

Those Catholics crack me up…Test of Fire!

Wow, those are some high unemployment numbers!

National Debt review

… And here we are forging your birth certificate.

In this picture, we are explaining how the stimulus is working…

Here is the plan to put all white people on reservations…

Those guys at LMAO are so funny!

As you can see, there are still people out there who actually think you can win the election.

Wow, America's a lot more screwed than I thought!

…and this is the destruction that will ensue if ObamaCare is deemed constitutional.

So help me God – I have spent less money than the last 10 presidents! It says so right there on the Jay Carney website.

"…and here's the clip of Jackson and Sharpton saying black people STILL aren't equal."

"Here's the new Michelle Obama line of clothing available at Ghetto-Gap."

"great picture of Billl Clinton on LMAObama.com"

Wow, 17% unemployment for blacks, 11% for whites, we gotta do better for the blacks, make it 20%

I got this new iMac for Michelle, Barry, (Barry) Good trade!

Here are your new campaign finance numbers, they look as good as Roseanne Barr in a string bikini

…and these are the Amendments we'll destroy if you are re-elected…

"Hey I won another Demwits caption. Look what I did with Clinton's picture!"

"That's Hilarious! You made another fake copy of my Birth Certificate, too!"

National Debt? Oh, you crack me up man!

See!! I told you that actually is Joe Biden and John Edwards in that bed together.

The LMAO site really is pretty accurate, huh?

Here's that video of you bending over for the Chinese prime minister.

Look at er' eat. Mooch is puttin' it away like a Water Buffalo …

The White House discovers lmaobama.com

"ah, the Pope, how many divistions does he have?"

Romney kissing Buddha's belly! I loves me some Powerpoint jokes!

I love watching the USA National Debt clock live on the go and with friends.,
I never miss an exhilarating second if I can help it.

Mitt said Freedom

"Haa look at 'em! Celebrating Memorial Day! Next it'll be Independence Day and Veteran's Day."

"HHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA They think they actually have real choices in these elections!"

That's a good one. Another hoax on the American people.

Yeh, right…58% of U.S. veterans prefer Romney to 34% prefering me…who believes THAT?

Hey, you've been "vetted," sir…only 34% of U.S. vets prefer you over Romney.

Whoo hoo! Memorial Day weekend, and Penney's 11-page ad features Cinco de Mayo and a pinata…not one American flag to be seen…that's progress, gang!

Green Room Video of Secret Service Agents flirting with his daughters

These white poeple are laughing because they don't have a clue about my "final solution"

What?! We are telling them that's my birth certificate?! HA HA HA

Bernie Madoff friended me? Let's seal that, too.

"This is where Blagojevich drops the soap."

"Mr. President, it's an email from Rod Blagojevich. It says, 'Having a swell time, wish you were here.'"

"If the corporations stay in the U.S. I'll raise their taxes which will raise prices, lower paychecks and employee benefits. If they leave the U.S. to avoid taxes, then there are no paychecks or benefits. Either way, I hook the employees!"

Send Chris Hayes a thank you note and add his word to the top of our banned words: heros, illegal aliens, war on terror, radical Islam, founding fathers, abstinence….

That's why we should never let Biden off his leash!

Oh my God, I never thought Michelle would wear that out in public.

HONEST, BARRY WE BELIEVE ROMNEY WILL PICK SARAH PALIN FOR VICE PRESIDENT

GET A LOAD OF THIS BARRY, THIS NEW SOFTWARE READS YOUR MIND AND IT ALLOWS THE OPERATOR TO GO TO WEBSITES WITHOUT USING YOUR HANDS. BUT OF COURSE IF THERE ISN'T ANY ACTIVITY GOING ON UP THERE. THE COMPUTER GOES AUTOMATICLY TO LOONEY TUNES COMEDY VIDEOS, MUCH LIKE THE ONE YOU MADE IN THE SITUATION ROOM WHEN YOU PERSONALLY PULLED THE TRIGGER ON OBL.

yea, sure, make fun of me now, but I will CIA your butt tomorrow!!

Michelle's butt is big on full screen….

Barry gets a photo message from Anthony Weiner.

Obama views Barney Frank's engagement photos before going on stage to announce his support of gay marriage.

"I don't know if I can keep saying 'the economy is improving' without cracking-up out there, Jimmy. Ha ha ha ha ha…"

"…and here's the photo with your hand on the Bible, swearing to defend the Constitution! Ha ha ha ha ha!"

Here's Joe's new propeller plane Air Force Twelve, you have one through eleven

"HAHAHAHA. I didn't know Biden cross dresses!"

Balanced budget…those Republicans are much funnier than you, Jimmy!

"When I'm done we'll live in a $3M tax-free home in Chicago, owned by a shill corporation, hidden by a tax attorney, just like the mobsters"

Look, your ratings are worse than mine!

Yea, that’s my Birth Certificate

Dr. Obama's prescription for a terminal economy: Laughter is the best medicine.

Laughter…America's best medicine under Obamacare.

Reading the Constitution never fails to make me lmao! "We the people…" What a laugher!

Look at this… some folks actually think Eric Holder is supposed to do something besides sue our own citizens!

There's no end in sight on this graph showing how high the Debt is going!

And here's the picture of Pelosi's TSA screening…

Ignorant Republican's think they're winning. We've instructed all union members to vote 10 times this year. That should close the gap and prove America wants me for a second term.

Poland wants an apology from me??? They're not even Muslim!!

Well, would you look at that! Oil and gas prices up! Electricity prices up! Food prices are up! Home values are falling even more! Employment numbers down! Congratulations you guys, we've had a productive 3 1/2 years!

This is why I picked Biden. He is so stupid he makes me look like a genius.

Thank you for creating yet another fake birth certificate. (tounge in cheek) That one looks even better than the last one.

HAHA the monitoring of Facebook is working perfectly.

Obama's last Skype-to-Skype with Putin and Medvedev.

See Mr. President, if you scroll down, your wanker is a lot smaller than Michelle's.

It's John Edwards and he's taking the jury out to dinner.
Way to go, John!

This is great! So many ways to blame Bush I haven't even thought of!

Watching rushes of Michelle's starring role in "Wives of Cabrini Green"

Those toilet seat cameras are funnier than Planned Parenthood explaining to Nancy Pelosi what went wrong.

Jimmy, the national debt clock is funnier than American Idol.

Bearer bonds like birth certificates can be photo shopped. This is the 'Billion Dollar Obama Bond.'

…and here's Mrs. O in her pinata dress. Here's one with Mrs. O in her Orange Explosion theme. There she is in rainbow colors for your support of gay marriage.

Here's Biden as he sat on your whoopie cushion. The Empress of Japan almost had a coronary.

Laptops and Lap Dogs, can it get any better?

I've always been the Apple of my eye

Mr President, we stole this laptop just for you from a little rich kid

Mr President, we stole this laptop from a little rich kid just for you

Mr President, it also looks like Michelle will be more flexible after the election

Man. I love me some Itunes, especially the "I" part of it

Now Jimmy, there will be no praying when your around me

Now Jimmy, there will be no praying when you're around me

Nice surprise, but Michelle already owns every single dress ever sold on the Internet

They actually believed that B.S. about that Trayvon being like my son.

Holder is guilty as Hell and they know it, but can't do a damn thing about it.

POLAND? wants me to apologize? Yeah right. That is the best Polish joke I have heard so far.

..and they still believe it!

Nobody likes ME?
That's a good one!

That's what Anthony Weiner calls a "weiner"? Nee i say more?

WATCHING CHRIS MATTHEWS ON JEOPARDY VIDEO

MICHELLE'S DRESS DESIGNER PREVIEWS

WE HAVE A COPY OF THE JOHN EDWARDS VIDEO!!

"Then here, Mr. President, Rush Limbaugh's car dives off the cliff."

"Mr. President, you have more Facebook friends than does Lady Gaga!"

and this is where the CIA takes Romney for a ride…

I sold my food stamps and bought this computer.