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That's better, America…bow down…lower…lower…a little more…
Preachin' to his own choir…they're the
only ones who listen anyway.
"And I stretched forth my hands like this and the water started to recede. I don't know, you tell me."
Chinese? I surrender. Afghans? I surrender. Iraqis? I surrender. Americans? You surrender.
My BS runs this deep.
"The proper way for Americans to surrender to their enemies…and to the U.S. Government."
"… would you not slay the 1 lamb to save the 99…? Blessed be the 99%
As the Prophetess Hillery said "the sky will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be singing… '
Oh crap. There goes Soros pulling on my puppet strings again.
When you see my sleeves rolled up, I'm supposed to be "working"
Here's a job I created, I rolled up my own sleeves to look like I'm working
It takes two microphones to interpret all of Barry's BS rhetoric
There's always a backup microphone just in case one gets covered in BS
Y M C A let me hear it! Y M C A
"Everybody keep your voices down, I don't want to hear about your 'Declaration of Independence.'"
Must kill Romney…
Must kill Romney…
I will now show you the correct way to bow down to me.
"After I've finished re-making America, she will rise from the ashes like a great Utopian Socialist Phoenix!"
I now pronounce you Man and Man.
I' M TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. UNEMPLOYMENT WILL BE BELOW 5% AND NATIONS WILL RESPECT US FOR THE TRUTH. OR I'M A ONE TERM PRESIDENT. AND I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THE SOUND OF MY VOICE.
See? When you work as little as I do, you never get sweaty arm pits.
"And with these invisible strings I control the media."
"Controlling the media is like conducting an orchestra; a-one, two, three, four…"
Keep your voices down everyone, Puppy to go is on its way.
Put your hands on the radio & repeat after me,"God, this thing's HOT!"
If you all just sit down and shut up, I'll tell you about the job I created.
…um, Hocus Pocus!!
Look! I can hold my arms like this and lie at the same time!
Settle down, settle down. We'll just borrrow more money, no program is getting cut!
I am the One who was promised to you to lead you to the Socialist Utopia. In the name of Prophet, so it is written, so it shall be!
if i fly in the opposite direction fast enough, I can turn back time and get a redo!
And then the ocean parted!
Move the teleprompter down just a tad!
"Of course I do a lot of work. Do you think these sleeves rolled up by themselves?"
Be as unto the JOE, A'Biden me, and I will be your barock!
Please – Please bow down when I speak!
"And then Wookie, uh, I mean Moochelle, went like this and all of the kids scattered."
If I am the answer, how stupid was the question?
This is how I mount my guys
Praise Allah that you liberals think promises are the solution…!
"OK, all together now…Barack, Barack, Barack Hussein Obama…"
You're getting sleeeeepy… you'll vote for meeeee in November…
"Watch me raise the National debt right to the ceiling again!"
First, my heartfelt gratitude to the Communist Party USA for endorsing me in 2004, 2008 and again in 2012!
I LOVE the seals…nearly all of my official records have been sealed.
And the 1st Amendment shall be changed to "Freedom of Allah".
And that's it.
Lay your hands on the teleprompter and feel the warmth of my sincerity!!!!
And then along came George Bush, and he said, "Raaaawwrr, I'm gonna mess up this economy!"
Your sh** filter should be running about this deep when I'm here.
"The new Afghan War will yearly cost in Billions equal to the amount Michelle and I waste on vacations plus golf"
Calm down … calm down please !
You won't feel a thing when the Gas Chamber is turned on.
"Election 2012 starts the Zombie Apocalypse for America"
Waiting for John Travolta to land
Waiting for thanks for his endorsement of same-sex marriage (shameless votes)
And just like a sinking ship, this is America under my presidency.
…..and so I grabbed on to each side of Mooshell's trunk and said hello to the old balloon knot
Let me show you how I plan to fix the economy
You see, I do know how to get off the golf course.
And now I shall raise my hands so you can all have a "fair shot".
If Moses had success, maybe I can part America doing this!
"Thank you for letting me conduct your guitar ensemble. Before we start, however: anyone here playing a Gibson is now under arrest."
QUIET! allah speaks!
Look—-I know it's BS, you know it's BS , but my voter base still believes it—-thats what counts!
As it states in Obama 6:66, he who strives will suffer and he who loafs will inherit the most – or something like that.
Settle down now. The trucks full of free stuff are a few minutes away. But you have ME in the meantime.
and when I get re-elected, there will be food stamps for everyone !!!
NOW…. everybody together… " I am the champion of the WORLD"
Allah said that I am the messiah.
Just calm down, I will explain everything when I am re elected.
Don't worry, Obamacare doesn't pertain to you democrats.
Democrats, Democrats, when I get re elected you will still all have jobs, I will make you czars, of something, don't worry.
When I am re elected, you will all get what you want…unless you pay taxes.
I am the chosen one, I do not need to show a certified birth certificate.
Don't worry, you will all have amnesty before I am kicked out of office.
Uh, uh, uh ahh, em, uh, err….will someone raise that teleprompter uh, ahh, em, err… about this high so I can ahh..ummm well, see it?
HEY!! All you voters, sit your asses down for a minute while my teleprompter is resetting.
"We're going to raise taxes on the rich. We're going to raise payments for those in need. We're going to raise unemployment rates…uh, um I mean benefits."
"Join with me and sing my praises!"
You better put your high boots on. Before I am done today, it will be up to here.
That's correct. Keep doing that. Obama zombies' arms look like this.
You all need to practice the Obama bow for when I am re elected! Now get down!
All kneel, for I am Czar Obama.
"Please folks…put down the torches and pitchforks and let's talk about this like adults!"
"Excuse me…you guys put down those instruments! We don't want to offend anyone by playing the Star Spangled Banner today!"
Yes, yes that's right, kneel down. Next we're going to turn east.
Trickle Dry Economics – "Starbucks Open!"
There are NO Drones
They are not armed
Lay down your guns, America! (Load 'em up and melt 'em down, Holder.)
"You're getting very sleepy. When you awake, you will remember nothing of Free Markets and Capitalism."
ECONOMY BE HEALED
Obama demonstrates his nipple twist move that won Michelle's heart.
Obama conducts a 5th grade brass band. Media say he is the greatest conductor EVER.
Obama: 'Since I’ve Been President, Federal Spending Has Risen at Lowest Pace in Nearly 60 Years’
Now, all of you DRINK the kool aid…..
So there I was – spread-eagled, my hands on top of the patrol car, and I'm thinkin', "Pimpin' ain't easy."
…and Michelle rear-end is this wide.
…and Michelle's rear-end is this wide.