This ain't Taco Bell Barry

Why we haven't seen Bo lately

mmm…I'm hungry…looks great…where'd my food taster go?…"MICHELLE!"…

Maybe if their taxes were raised instead of this crap they'd be serving fried chicken, watermelon, and malt liquor.

It ain't puppy but, I guess it'll do….

"sigh…white people food."

Someone tell Biden to bring me some ribs and greens

Quick – do I eat the flower?

Why are all these people ignoring me? Maybe I actually am transparent.

"South of The Border, down Mexico Way, where Fast & Furious went to roost.

Dear Obama,, with-Holder, Napolitano,
I'll bet Brian Terry's family isn't having a party like this one after Fast and Furious!

Future democratic voters

Lining up for unemployment, EBT card, Social Security checks, disability, and any other handouts they can get. The line is backed up to Mexico City ans O is there to welcome them.

Damn, no poodle!

Sharpton and Jackson took all the chicken again and I'm stuck with the arugula!

Ku**ing Mexicans can't cook chicken for shiznick..

Hm, so much food to redistribute today…

This party is a great break from all that vacationing I do.

This party celebrating America's downfall is awesome!

"It's amazing what the little people can get with food stamps these days!"

"Do you have any cinco de mayonnaise? Ha, ha! Am I good or what?"

"I can't belive I gave up another day of golfing to wet-nurse La Raza again!"

Upon seeing a party and people having fun, Obama comes just in time to ruin it.

Uh, Mr. President, this is a pro-Romney party.

Oh no, I only have room for either labrador, dalmation, or golden retriever. What'll I do?

"Geez, I diverted millions to LULAC and they're too cheap to get those drinks I like with the little umbrellas."

DO YOU HAVE CHINA PLATES SO I CAN FILL IT UP BEFORE THE BOSS GETS HERE. SHE IS SUCH A PAIN.

Hey man, don't drink the kool-aid here, it'll give you more than the two-step

For once Barry is at the head of the line so he cleans out the henhouse before Mooch does

"this is a hot dog Indonesian style"

"Th'anks, if it's good I'll nominate another one of you to the SC.

May I have the dachshund on whole wheat please?

"What?! No, we do not have dog!"

The Last Supper.

Look at all this food these fat infidels are wasting!

where ae the royal food tasters???

Barack Obama: "Is this diner free"? "If so, give me a second helping"!

do you have anything that goes good with this german sheppard?

Looks awfully small. You sure this is leg of Saint Bernard?

I don`t like eating the same crap honkies eat.

"is this a chicken wing or a dog paw?"

"These aren't real Mexicans. Nobody's wearing a giant sombrero."

Sure hope this isnt bichon, I got sick on that last time.

Michelle's right…food looks awful but the servers are spic 'n span.

Dog Leg Left – YUM!!

This doesn't look like Halal shish kabob.

Wow! All of this from food stamps? These 99% people eat good!

"What, no hay? I'll eat the flowers instead!"

"Let's see…don't drink the water or eat any raw vegetables. I'd hate to get hit with the squirts while golfing with Calderon tomorrow."

looks like Walt Disney barfed on my plate

Foreign food for a foreign president

Mr President would it be constitutional if I talked conservatives into confessing?

Hmmmmmm…..I can't seem to find the dog

"I wish someone had warned me about how deficit spending was going to affect my state dinners…."

"I can't believe you white folks really eat this crap…"

Hmm, lots of potential undocumented democrats here

Ladies first.

According to my Muslim beliefs, this is unlawful. I don't even know what this crap is.

"This is a great Quarto de Mayo day you people have, and just think, tomorrow is Joe's day, Sicko de Mayo"

"Quarto de Mayo, a great tradition you have here"

Wow ! more FREE food in America.
I can't believe the system hasn't broken down yet .

Hmm, this dog must have drowned————–

Americans sure do eat strange stuff. There is nothin like my Muslim family's version of a "hot dog"!!!

Still the rich have not put enough on my plate,

I'll have a couple dozen of these free lobster tails as long as Michelle is gone on another taxpayer subsidized vacation and not peering over my shoulder.

Hmmm… I wonder if my health insurance allows me to eat this?

They have really cut back on these GSA lunches……

Michelle still doesnt know why I signed her up to have lunch with the kids at the school cafeteria…..

So, this is how people with food stamps eat. I'm doing a great job!

oops, I think they know I didn't shower after that last round of golf.

Is this the best they could do after all the free food I give them?

What's that? Watermelon?? Racists!

Voice in background: "Hey Pedro, serve some fried chicken and watermelon to El Presidente."

Obama: "I love your culture. I've seen The Three Amigos dozens of times."

This is all I get? They can't ration my portions! I don't even HAVE Obamacare!

BARRY H O: WHAT IS THIS STUFF?
FOOD PREP: YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW. ASK YOUR WIFE.
BARRY H O: YOU DON'T BY CHANGE HAVE STEAKS OR EVEN TACO'S
FOOD PREP: NO SIR, I DON'T WANT YOUR WIFE TO HAVE ME ARRESTED
OR A GUEST ON THE DAVID LETTERMAN SHOW.

WHAT IS THIS CAT OR POSSUM? OR IS IT JUST PLAIN ROAD KILL?

"Is there any more Chihuahua Chili?

Great! White people food again, now I would really kill for some poodle! Michelle! call my family… you know the terrorists!

Before I thank Allah – is this Halal?

I have to watch what I eat on camera, Michelle will be watching.

I can't believe that white people actually expect me to eat this.

I wonder where I can dump this garbage with no one seeing me?

I have to eat this crap while Michelle is at the all you can eat chicken buffet.

Is this crap all they can afford? Dang, I'm doing a better job than I thought! I deserve to be re-elected!

Server: "Take another piece, Mr. Obama. It tastes just like dog!"

Should I eat this? I might lose PETA's vote.

If I had a dog, he would look like this.

When I get home, Imma get me some collard greens and dog.

A family made this?! I thought we shut down all of the independent farms.

A president not worth the paper the food is on.

Michelle gets a free vacation in Spain, and I get this? What a gyp.

Look at all this food, gotta find a way to tax food stamps.

This is the last time I follow Hillary in a Buffet

it's just so hard to get good dog these days.

Licked Michelle's vagina, gotta get the taste out of my mouth.