The thug gets a hug.

Joe and Bo telepathically confirm their love for one another.

I know why you evolved, Barry…I love you, too!

Barack, gay marriage is a big f-ing thing!

I was in college, it was raining, I needed a ride. Michelle understands us. Sending her on vacation tonight. We have a date?

"Joe don't move, I'm getting a rise."

"Just FAKE it."

"Just Fake it. No one will know the difference."

"Joe if I had a dollar for every time you stepped on my toes, we could pay off the national debt."

"Barack, is that your finger or are you just glad to see me?"

"I'm sorry I couldn't get dead people to vote, and now we lost."

"We've got to stop meeting like this!"

Obama and Biden starring in: "The Fredo Moment". (Cue theme from The Godfather)

Barakback mountain…the sequel

Federal Prison meet and greet….
Psssst….I'll meet you in the workout yard at noon.

Hey Barry – is that a salami in your pocket or did you just figure out another way to bilk the american taxpayer?

"One more for the Socialist Party."

I'll miss you Joe but maybe they will put us in the same jail cell.

One more word from you and it's Obama/Clinton this year.

Thank you comrade!

I know you 2 had become best buds, but I had to take Osama out—it's election time.

Preparation to be Levenworth cell mates

I am so sorry for your loss—-Osama will be missed by so many of us.

Gay marriage at its finest.

It's okay, Joe. I promise not to go with another VP in November.

Thanks for making me "come out" Joe!

"Don't cry Joe, it's only the end of America as we know it."

Wedding bells may be in the future for these two!

"It's OK Joe, OBiden is a good name."

The Obama-Larry Sinclair breakup becomes official

Now that Barney Frank is "out", Joe is "in"

sniff..America as we knew her..sniff, sniff..

Joe,
It's a reach around, not a reach in front.

"Is that the Communist Manifesto in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"

"Joe, let's show these cadets what 'don't ask don't tell' really means."

"You're an articulate, bright, clean and nice-looking black guy." "Joe, you're just the kind of idiot democrat voters can identify with."

It's ok Joe, not every American is that smart, we'll just have him "mysteriously" disappear.

Bro's without ho's

"You ma Nigga." "Thanks, Barry."

Mo's without their hoe's.

Biden: 'If I had a son, he'd look like Barry'

How long do we have to keep up this charade? I'm about to crack up big time!

SIR, THE TERM IS LAME DUCK, NOT LAME F–K

It's time both of us tell our wives..

I'm sorry Joe, but I'm the first gay president

You can't blame me for wanting to be the first gay president. I just found out that Clinton is considered the first black president.

Condolences on your second term.

Keep your chin up Barrack, because you tried. Unfortunately 4 years just wasn't enough time to destroy ALL of the USA.

Obama: "I know, I know we're going to lose but don't you dare open your mouth!"

Mr. President, is that an Executive Order in your pocket or are you just happy yo see me?

"I love me Joe"

Sorry Joe – you gotta go.

Don't make a scene, Joe. I have NO chance of winning again with you as my running mate.

Ohhh, Barry! Feels like you're evolving!

"I'm sorry Joe, I'm so awesome I don't need a VP. I'll be running by myself this time."

Even Hillary just might feel better about no, yup!.

I just get so emotional when I'm gay.

Joe – here let me adjust that knife in your back

Obama – here let me adjust that knife in your back

You lead, no you…

Ace and Gary the ambiguously gay duo!!!!

same sex global bankruptcy

After the Borackback Mountain Moment, Joe says, "so I guess 2012 will be our Thelma and Louise cliff ride"

If they stay like this, there's Hope for America, but no Change

We've had a good run, son. I'll see you in Hell.

There, there, Joe. We both knew two terms was a pipe dream. The run was good, so take some White House souvenirs and go home.

Aw jeez Joe, did ya hafta sat that?

"Dancing With The Stars"
Same-Sex edition

"The dinner and movie were great last night. I hope our wives don't find out"

"Don't worry Barry I'm sure they will not ask about your BIG EARS"

Why yes, Joe! (sob) I will marry you!

"Yes, Yes I know Ben laden is dead Barry"

"There,There Ted Nugent didn't mean to hurt your feelings"

I didn't think we would last four years

We feel your PAIN!

Touching moment while honoring the memory of Karl Marx.

"Biden is going to make me look sooo good."
"Obama is going to make me look sooo good."

Sorry Joe, but I'm throwing you under the bus.

n-n-n-nnnnno one will play with me… Boehner called me an idiot…
I know Joe… I know…

And…I don't ever get to say I did something *sniff* I never did…
Ok Joe… we'll find something soon Joe.. I promise…

And… then… the ice cream man said.. no more free frozen ding dongs for me ever..
Its OK… I have a lot of ding dongs here Joe..

Shhh..Ok… Joe lets put on a good show… grind a little…
Ok…(mumbles) I'm not going to get pregnant am I?!

Joe… JOE! Backup! What is that? That better be your Mr. Microphone!

Really? Gay marraige? You really love me don't you? What about Michelle?

No Joe… not meaning you and I… get off me Joe… I'm already married!

Joe!… Not now! Get off my leg Joe! Joe!

These are cops Barry!
Joe… the ice cream truck people don't know it was you.. really..

So… Barry whats this all about again?
I don't know Joe… some cop… but they like it.. just give it another minute..

"Your good to out there with the officers, Barry. I can't smell the pot on your coat either!"

It's double-feature night at the drive-through: Dumb and Dumber with Police Academy II.

Just 4 more years and I know you can pick up the pieces Joe.

This Gay marriage thing might actually work.

That's OK Joe, Now that we're out of the closet, let's ditch our wives and finally get married. I have a great honeymoon spot in Hawaii!!

Hopefully Joe won't notice that I am stealing his wallet.

Joe if you keep this up it's gonna get you whacked. I'm from Chicago bitch!!!

I love you so much Joe, soon we can marry legally.

Joe, if you put your foot in your mouth again, my foot is going up your ass.

Joe, get your head out of your ass so I can put my foot in it!

It's sad that we still have to hide now that we came out??

It's OK you outed us Joe. It's better this way.

Look sad; they will all think this is just a "man hug".

Here we see Joe Biden looking ever-somber as he prepares to give Barry the "Judas Kiss"

It's OK Joe, we all know you contribute nothing. That you are worthless, white and hung like a hamster.

"we're in this together, bro"

(Barry searches for the place to put his hand in dummy-Walter's back)

Now now, wipe those tears, Joe.
I'll buy you another Mr. Potato Head.

Man Joe, I didnt know you could still get a woody!

Yikes, Joe! Bet your folks never dreamed THIS.

Don't worry Joe we can still get ice cream, these idiots actually paid to see us.

Don't be scared, Joe. We only gave guns to the Mexican cartels, not our own cops.

"Fredo, I've got some news for you. Mom's dead."

Joe, I'm going with Michelle as VP this time. She never rides with me in Air Force One anyway, so it's a natural.

Don't cry, Joe. The Secret Service will still pay rent on your cottage after you move back home.

You know, we've screwed so many Americans, we might as well just screw each other! I love you sir!

Bro, Don`t come out till the elction is over.

Bring it close brother…sword fight this shit!

Betrayed by a thug

I'm sorry I'm so stupid….

"I promise to make you look good." "No, I promise to make you look good."

"I've got your back Barry"

…and then he made fun of my hair implants.

..so Romney cut your hair when you were in high school?

Do you want to dance?

I told you to pick Kentucky to make it to the Final Four.

I think we can go one more year without a budget.

"Politics makes for strange bedfellows"

Would you please get the knife out of my back?

…and then Sandusky put his hand on my back like this…

May I have the next dance?

For the first time in my life I am proud to be a gay American.

…if your happy and you know it clap your hands…

Fried Green Tomatoes

TO GET THE GAY VOTE WE HAVE TO PLAY THIS OUT

I WAS HOPING, SO MUCH, WE COULD SLEEP TOGETHER.