Dumb and Dumber

We lay thee to rest, U.S. Constitution.

What do you think …. 10 1/2 …11?

Karzai thinking: Man he's right. They ARE the little people!

MY NEXT TERM – then I can wear the really cool sacred robe!

I apologize on behalf of the American people for what my dog did to your carpet.

I promise Allah that I will dress appropriately if I am re-elected.

He better pray – I have all-ready in my life destroyed more then he could ever hope to, praise Allah!

Wait until after my election

Obama practices bowing with Karzi to the Taliban leader.

If I keep my hands out of these sleeves, MAYBE Barry won't want to kiss them.

Americas rooster has gone home to pray.

my middle name is Hussein, we can't all be Hamid

Yes Allah, my brothers do have a wavier to Obama Care!

We Pray for peace in the USA – death to conservatives!

Landmines? I don't see no Afghan landmines!

And here I was having fava beans and a nice Chianti when he decided to fly in.

Gotta get one of those robes for Michelle

for what we are about to deceive

How long until I can make all Americans bow to ME like this?!?!

"Hands, hands. Think damnit! What do I do with my hands?"

"Hmm… well I'm thinking the little terrier will be more tender, but the Pomeranian will have a more exotic taste."

"That's the Constitution. Step on it."
"I will if you will"

Muslims R Us

Yes Mr. Karzai, I believe that you have an excellent chance in the 2016 elections! If I did it there is no reason you couldn’t do the same. I’ll put you in touch with some of my peeps.

Ok, promise not to laugh? This little piggy went to market …this little piggy stayed home ….. this little piggy ….

SEE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU. WHEN SHE'S ON ALL FOUR, IT IS REALLY WIDE

LOOKING FOR THEIR STIMULUS PACKAGES

Tweedledum and Tweedledee

Look, Hamid. That's the Constitution. Whenever I get the chance, I stomp it into the floor.

Bad dog, Bo! Don't worry. The american taxpayes will pay to clean that up.

(No crotch salute since this isn't an American ceremony, so I must remain polite & solomn)

diminutive, diminutive, I know Allah – just one more…

And here we have the North American Hypocrite in his natural habitat.

Both thinking: Man, he's got some clean rags! Gotta get me some.

Obama: "That's pretty cool Hamid. Next press conference I'm showing up in pajamas and bathrobe too."

The next time Michelle goes to Target I want her to get me a robe and hat too

Dancing With The Stars audition, "Take Two"

"We see Michelle has finally decided to stop shaving and consult a better dress designer as well"

No.. I really think MY dick is bigger…

Tweedledum and Tweedledumber

Thankyou Allah for your gift of plentiful Columbian Hookers, Amen.

Note to self – I didn't know you were suppose to wear the prayer mat!

Wake me when the National Anthem is over.

Practicing

They're right! We have NO Balls!

Pausing for a moment of silence in honor of the martyr, Osama bin Laden.

See Berry, I told you shit runs downhill and there it goes now!

Is my underwear bomb showing?

IF he only knew!

Bevis and Butthead

Look little people!

A moment of silence for all the American lives we've BOTH destroyed.

Both thinking: He sure wears silly clothes.

Both: Is that a grenade?

Ahmadinejad to Obama and Karzai:

Assume the position

Damn… I should have gone sleeveless

"هذا هو غاي البسيطة" على السماد الجمال"
Translation: "This guy is dumb as camel manure"

I know…… I'm sad they got him too sir.

I killed him last year. I killed Osama bin Laden. Last. Fracking. Year. I did it. Did I tell you I killed bin Laden? Yep, it was me. Wasn't Bush. Bow to me, Afghanistan, I killed Osama. Killed him. Yes I did.

H If Mohammed were here he would tell you to your face – "Brother your some kind of Infidel.

Not on the mat… then press is here…

'They think we're asleep… whats our next plan.. uh… blow up some Marines?'

'Psssst Karzai… any advice? I don't what the f**k I am doing…'

Obama… why do bow our heads as this for hours?
Uh… you did it first..

We'll miss you Osama.. now what do we do for big drama without you?… 'sniff…sniff'

psst.. Karzai I can't get down on my mat with the press here…

Impressive Obama… your prayer mat is much nicer than mine…

None of this is real Karzai… lets close our eyes and maybe it'll go away…

Did you really kill Osama?
Well… not really.. it had been in the works for ten years…
So why do you say you did it?
Because they're stupid and believe me..

Iran's nuclear ambitions produce an answer… Obamabot and Karzaibot.. ten thousand years of chaos guaranteed…

Forgive me Karzai… I had to give the go to kill him… elections coming…'sniff..'

Steak?
No… goat..
Escorts?
No..harem dance for you..
Cigarettes and beer?
No… hashish and fermented camel milk..

I kinda like this SEAL team 6 option… so just go along Karzai…

So… I am running out of middle eastern leaders to kill… its between you and that asshole in Iran..

Hamid, thank you for the new prayer mat. It has a map of the Middle East, without Isreal, COOL!

I just know this will be more ammunition for one of those caption sites…!

Karzai… do you think I might be able to move here soon and become a community organizer?…

I am so sorry Obama the vote is no… you cannot become a citizen here next year…

No… we caan't take you in next year Obama…

Unlike America we actually demand proof of origin… and no… your new birth certificate will not allow you here as a citizen…

Father… I feel the force is weak within me.. I don't think the threat of a death star will go over too well…

So… hope and change… your idea did not work… I suggest you use the word 'forward' as what the hell else can you use?

Father… the force has left me…

Fluke… gather Ried of Hole and the Pelosian from fantasia… and the Van Jones of Mouth… you must dismiss Joe of Masturbatia..

That's the Constitution and Bill of Rights. I walk all over them every chance I get.

"Dang, doesn't Michelle look good today, but she forgot to shave again"

Now that looks like some tasty roadkill.

We're sorry Michelle—We'll do it your'e way.