Help, get this thing off me!

WTF? He really is African American!!

I'm With Stupid

Get this Secret Service agent off of me!

At "slow Jammin" He's really good! He can stick it to you and you don't even feel it until it's to late!

Eeewwwww, he just cut the cheese!

I won't feel a thing for 9 months!

We made the two headed beast!

with Obama care – an abortion would be redundant!

He- It was all about getting Bin Ladens Sex Potion, She – Thank you Seals!

And HE paid for the contraceptives!

Ms. Fluke – you could afford to do this guy!

THAT half ain't white!

He wont eat pork, SHOCKING!!!

Half Sister? well then…

We have just been in the White House prayer room!

"EL es tu presidente???"

"HE's the president?"

"Young lady when the secret service come back from their, uh, break, they're going to arrest you for pointing a finger gun at me."

"Attack of the Muslim!"

OMG! TEH BO IS TEH HORRIBLE!1!!!!!

Good thing Michelle is always on vacation!

Michelle never left a smile this big!

It was a MAGIC prayer rug!

"Get a load of this guy!"

"OMG, the only time I have had a picture taken with a president and he had to be the worst president ever!"

YES WE DID! in the White House Situation Room!

The new I Phone App is a great pick – up App!

Girl: "Hurry up, take the picture already!"

He's paying my tuition, mortgage and health care and all he wants is every penny I make!

Muslim ALERT!

I can't believe I voted for this guy!

Bo first to apply Free-Contraception Mandate: 'We Made History'

This is the biggest dick I have ever been with!

Dude! I'm with the King of the Idiots!

He Grabbed my bum looking for my wallet!

I thought his religion outlawed drinking!

"What, me vote for this guy? Get outta here!"

I KNOW right?

Worst President EVAH!

He made YOU pay for my abortion

*sniff* *sniff*…I smell dog!

This guy tipped me a buck on a $50 tab. He ain't half white

He just told me how much I owe in taxes for the rest of my life!!!

What a lame pickup line! He tried to tell me he's the president of the United States.

Aren't you glad you used Dial… Don't you wish EVERYONE did?

I won't say who is ruining our counrty… I'll just point and scream.

She wishes

Is that B.O. or did he fart.

I totally didn't vote for this guy! …awkward…

Tell this a$$hole to get his hands off me!

Can someone tell me who this creep is?!

"You want me to vote for him???"

He just said my ass was smaller than Michelle's!

I can't believe we just did 2 lines together!

He's Black

I Just my first real Obamagasm!!!

I Just had my first real Obamagasm!!!

And in todays local news… woman emerges from under Obama's table with lock jaw…

OMG! This black guy really likes white women! OMG!!

OMG! WTF?!

He's smiling…he's got his arm around me! He likes women! Vote for Obama!

"Officer! That's him!!! That's the man that raped me!!!"

Did you see that? He just tried to steal the tip from our table!

Another example proving all this time away is strictly political minded…

Obama finds Abimbo.

Just look at him girls!!!!! This is why I voted for him the first time! Why else?! OH.. MY.. GOD!!

Where am I hangin' out all the time my white husband asks…. Look! Where the hell else would any normal women want to be!!!

And he's black all over!!!

Obama today appointed his waitress as the new secret service escort provisionary czar.

Why would there be a war on women? Lets see… loss of integrity..poise..manners…decency.. emotionally fragile.. no respect for others.. this man offers women all these things!

OBAMA! He makes sure women get noticed and appreciated!

The smile that ensures the womens vote.

Even the smile is fake… but to most women it works on that black man.

Easily fooled… the faker preys on his easiest victim… the white woman..

Some serial rapists just need a great smile to get away with it.

Americas Most Wanted is looking for this man… he steals purses from women and some men from all over the world..

Two left-handed loonies

To show that he supports women in the workplace, Obama introduces the new B.I.M.B.O. czar. The Bureau of Incompetent Mental Bitches for Obama.

Obama visits the first woman still in a frozen comatose state after meeting her at his inauguration in 2009..

American women are intelligent, forward thinking, objective, strategizing machines… never losing focus or purpose.. ever maintaining their dignity, and integrity…

Honey its OK! I'm coming home now… he's half white!

Postcard from Columbia to Michelle…

Picture from Columbia: 'Michelle, we're getting a lot done here, as you can see the women are very generous'.

Michelle's phone: 'Hey baby! We're havin' a good time down here in Columbia.. Might need to stay a little longer… lotsa loose ends to tie up still…

Uh, HELLO!! Douche alert! Douche alert!!!

Uh—–the best clown evahhhh!!!

Oh Jeez! you don't really think I voted for this clown, do you?

Wow! these was figures at Madam Tussauds are almost real!

Wow, these wax figures at Madam Tussauds are almost real!

"HELP! a Loosers got me!"

So THIS is the guy who ate my dog??!!!

Look dude, I am NOT a prostitute. Get your hands off of me!

I smell Joe's butt

I am NOT kidding! He asked me if I have a dog.

"When THIS guy asked if this restaurant serves Rottweilers, I said, 'No, they have to wait outside' "

THEN he said "you remind me of MOM!"

US? We just been pray'n?

I'm with stupid!

ATTACK OF THE KILLER KENYAN!

Does he ride a BMW!?

He doesn't tip!!

Are you NUTZ? You're going to vote for him AGAIN?????

Help! Who knows what he did with that dog before he ate it?

OMG! THERE REALLY IS A COMMUNIST IN THE WHITE HOUSE!

He's the president, sure, and I'm the queen England..

You know this guy?

This is not Bill Clinton. Clinton smoked cigars.

"People this stupid Really DO exist!!"

She must be from the 57th state, "barryland".

The man who supports my 8 illegitimate kids!!

He's hung like pinko hamster!!

OMG! He said I look like Secret Service material!

Even with my hand sideways, I have my arm around a LOSER!

SEE? I DOUCHE REGULARLY!

DOG BREATH!

NO REALLY–I'M IN THE LADIES ROOM AND LOOK WHO COMES OUT OF THE OTHER STALL!!!

Yep, Marines have hand codes when captured my the enemy- this captured female shows the "L" hand sign for "Loser"

Someone get this blood-sucking tick off of me

He's got his finger in my ass. Up your's too

He looked SO much taller hanging on to the Empire State Building swatting planes!