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Ugh, the smell of patriotism in this room; this spray should do away with that.
AAAAAAAALLLLLLL ABOARD. Crazy Train is leaving the station!!
If I blow this every time I lie I'll run out quickly.
If this is Left Guard then what do I use for the right arm?
This protects freedom of listening, Yeah! some one says American = BLAST! or Freedom = Blast! or, or… Hey I need a compressor here!
I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message.
This will clear up all the noise out there
GEE! America is deaf!
Who would have ever thought I'd run out of hot air?
I'm cracking down on noise pollution – next person I hear that says freedom – I'll Blast 'um!
I'll tax your ears…
If you don't like my noise – I'll tax your ears!
Damn I can still hear Michelle!
If I had this in Kenya – I'd be king!
Occupiers! can we have a little more kaos here?
The tax payers are gonna buy Michelle a yacht to go with this!
Pucker America! you won't hear a thing!
Mr. President – that's not a tweet!
How many subscribers do you have Mr. President?
That's ONE lap then get out!
One Lap! Then take your antipathy somewhere else!
One blast from this and the secret service agents come back from wherever they are.
"And then I said: Better not move Osama or I'll hit you with this!"
Which way do I point this thing?
Obama demonstrates his new security protocol for when he and the
USSS visit the next Third World country.
"Give me that!…I did not say honk if you love Jesus!"
Shouldn't someone be here to PPush (whew!) this button for me?
Sound this airhorn at a sports game if you think I'm lying.
S.S.0bama has now derailed its tracks
"Now on the first tee, Barry Soetoro and his band of Czars!"
"a storms-a-coming in November!"
I call it Fiscal Responibility Repellant and I use it everyday.
I can't believe the EPA hasn't taken these off the market yet.
Honk if you're a socialist!
Woo hoo…got another bottle of whoop-ass for America after I'm re-elected!
"And this can of pepper spray we be all my protection while the secret service is out, uh, investigating."
Honk if you love Muhammed
"Ohhh! I gotta get this tired out!"
"..now and then he toots his own horn when Joe Biden and Jay Carney are not around to make gaffes…"
Damn…I might haveta use 2 fingers!
A horn in a can…I bet the gubment thought of that!
If you turn it this way instead of being a horn it screams "Racist"
A cure for when Joe speaks!
Don't worry America won't wake up.
The Humane Society gave me this, and asked me to blow it whenever I was hungry and saw a dog.
You fat kids better waddle like crazy if you hear this horn – it means Michelle is coming.
And let the final 9 months of my Presidency begin.
I told Newt that if he could run around the Washington Monument in under 5 minutes, I would make him my Moon Czar
You will hear this horn during a press conference once I finally create an actual job outside the government.
OK you new Secret Service recruits. Whoever can outrun the angry hookers has a job. On your mark, get set…
OK, so I didn't get re-elected but I stole this bug spray from the White House kitchen!
"…he's so clean an articulate, he speaks as if god put the words in his mouth" – Joe Biden 2008
Hey! Wait a minute! What the hell do I need hairspray for??
Watch my super power -This is Bull S**T repellant – It will make me Invisible!
Barry auditions for Admiral Hornblower
"….this is some sort of girlfriend attractant the Secret Service bought for me in Colombia"
I won. I talk. Any questions?
Michelle loves when I bring this in the bedroom!
Watch out everyone… Michele is backing up again!
Obama shows america he really doesn't give a crap.
"I cant hear you America"
"Everyone cover your ears….. if only I could cover mine"
At the sound of the horn, the first 20 million who run across the border get to vote in November.
"I took this away from Joe directing traffic outside with the tourists"
"I hope this isn't my last can of Bull Shit eliminator"
When I sound this horn, throw your wallets toward the stage. Ready…
WTF? Are all room deodorizers this loud?
On your marks! Get Ready! First one to destroy America wins!
I'm actually afraid to open this can of BS repellent.
I promise when I get finished, you will be lucky to have this much to call your own!!
This used to be Joe's "siren" on his limo
Mmpf! Mmpf!….Michelle, I can't get it work. Will you do it?
BS repellant – Can you see me now?
And if any scary Republicans attack you, spray it in thier eyes.
Listen I demonstrate the Michelle mating call. Now when she get here stand back this could get messy!
At the sound of the horn. All illegals race to your voting booths!!
Uh-oh…they're out of hope! Guess I better blast em again…what? I'm out? I'm out? Now *I'm* outta hope!!!
Shouldn't America be the one blowing the rape whistle?????
When I blow this horn, dogs come running from everywhere. It makes the selection process difficult.
He thought it was a can imported from old Russia called Freedom Be Gone
"Oh, I thought it was air freshener to cover up my Bull$h**"
Free air horns for airheads-under section 51,002,623.002H of Obamacare.
Maybe this air horn will mask my lies.
Begin Operation "Forward" Over Cliff
Ah… Milk Bone air freshener.
Michele is was right, this stuff does make my lips more black
All you honky's vote for me–or I'll mace my own black ass right here on national television!
Barry's call to prayer, everyone face east and lie on your money or it's gone.
From now on …when you hear this horn …. think east, knees and allah.
Oh wow, BFD I can BS louder than this worthless noise!
Dead voters arise!!
Obama demonstrates the "Economy Improvement Alarm". If someone sees the economy improving just sound the alarm and Obama will destroy it.
Michelle said that if I spray this, all the Republicans would magically forget I am a Marxist. First, I'll aim out there.
Dr Phil's Self Esteem Buzzer therapy.
Pop the buzzer when anyone begins to criticize
Crap, empty, damn Fox
Come on women… its that 'time again' once every fours years.. calling all women..
This is my siren to summon all women to obamagasm once again… and now I will sound it for the first of many times..
This scares elephants… I call the donkeys and lost peoples with this.
I am half white… part honkey! Listen I will honk!
Joe hasn't changed his Depends for a week… last time I get downwind..
If I get re-elected all that participate in my health care plan will get an autographed emergency room clearing accessory…
I am going to spray the podium with Eau De Joe before Romney comes out…
And sir… one more question… how do you keep your family from distracing you from your daily vacation and golf plans and engagements?
Since my Imam advised I don't pray openly… I use this five times a day…
This keeps the porch honkeys away…