Since you're so good cleaning out casinos wanna help me clean out the biggest casino of all: the Treasury?

You know…Michelle won't be back until later. Wanna come up for a nightcap?

Think there might be a part for me in Oceans 14?

George, $36,000 a plate couldn't we make it $50,000

If I had a brother, he would look like George Clooney.

Clooney meets Looney

I've always wanted to know: where the hell is Syriana?

You don't suppose you could pass a few of those hotties you date, my way?

You don't happen to know anybody looking for a ex-president with no experience, sometime in November?

I've got the plans to Fort Knox.
You think we need 14?

I won't tax Hollywood, only the working rich with a payroll.

Ever had a black man?

So rumor has it you scr*wed every woman in hollywood….with this sterilization bill I scr*wed every woman in America.

Let me get this straight ….. Viagra 30 min. before not after?

Me …you …Michelle ….think about it….!

I want your Bod.

Georgie, You know I had a male lover before

Do I sound as dumb as I look?

Your place or mine?

I'm an actor just like you George, except without the girls.

What are you wearing? It's making me have liberal thoughts about you.

Come on George… Take one for the team!!! It's only 1 night with Michelle.

"Come on, give me $20,000, they already know I don't give a shit about them"

"You don't use teleprompters in Hollywood?"

Do you use teleprompters in the movies?

Let's go fly to a secret country I know about in Central America for some hot chickas, George

Don't you think $3 for dinner with you is a little steep?

The secret service gave me the number of some Columbian hookers – interested?

Uh George.. I have a number of these girls still hiding in one of my secret offices… You think you might…

Well… Michelle has been on high alert, looking smelling everywhere.. can you take these girls off my hands?

Well its much worse… actually the secret service IS protecting me by taking the blame..

That blonde you sent me George… lets just say.. Michelle would pass out if I asked her to those things..

Psst George… we need to find a new way to sneak those girls in for now on..

George… I need a few new personal assistants… if you know what I mean…

Man.. if they really knew how much fun the SS and I have…

Yeah… it was just great… all night long.. and my guys are saving my ass by taking the blame…

I love you Geroge… join me in my conquest…

Having you here George makes me so gay…

George… I now have a surplus of uh.. well… condoms..

Yeah the boys and I are going to Columbia for another.. important vacation… we need some.. entertainment hint..

Scientific hypothesis… two vast holes joined create a void.

Thanks for all the support George, and I really didn't mean you when I bagged on corporate jets.

… it took them three years to finally figure out why all those girls are always haning around..

… it took them three years to finally figure out why all those girls are always hanging around..

…thanks for Columbia George… by the way… the donkeys were a hit too..

All this talk about…that night in Columbia is arousing me George… how about you?

That cologne you are wearing George… how about we make a movie after the movie tonight?

Barry whispers to Georgie that he will put "Endless Love" in their bedroom rotation later this evening

Michelle isn't going to be home tonight.. wanna come over and explore more thoughts… on my stimulus?

Obama sports a little wood for George when he realizes that Clooney is raising funds with Other People's Money.

Do you think its okay that Michelle is so jealous as I spend more time with you?

Your ass is looking great tonight George…

Georgie has finally convinced Obama that he has done enough to deserve a "hummer" from the President.

For a mere $ 1,000,000.00 you could be as popular as Billy Maher!

Good lord George, you look so HOT "wink wink" in that suit!

There's not enough room here for both our egos, George, so my guys will escort you out.

If my teleprompter malfunctions, I'm grabbing your notes.

If your next film flops, blame Bush

I should be in Hollywood because I am so good at faking sincerity

Wanna "Wag The Dog"?

We have something in common.
You sucked at acting like Batman
I suck at acting like the President

I don't need a crash course on dirty politics!

"but George – you gotta understand! it's jihad!

That isnt what I meant by we should put our heads together to fix the country Mr President

gerack cobama and beorge olooney

You should check it out George, My friends at Google set it up so if you look up the White Houseon Google Earth, you can see Clinton through the window stroking his cigar.

Hey George is it true being with Hillary is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

Siamese Commies joined at the head

George can I trust you? Pinky promise? Well I slept with Chavez.

"Michelle will be on another vacation tomorrow. Could I have one of your throw-away girl friends?"

George act normal, but is there a booger hanging out of my right nostril?

George, you have no idea how hot "wink wink" you look, in that suit! I know B! I wore it just for you.

Watch this Georgie boy…I'll show ya how to lie with a straight face.

Pssssshh. I should get the Academy Award…I don't have to act like an idiot…it comes natural!

Nice touch of grey. I think I'll have them paint that in my hair to look like I give a $#!+.

“Listen George, during your speech, cut out that part about how it took hard work for you to become successful. I don’t want the idiot Americans thinking they can have a good life without me granting it to them, Thanks.”

"Hey, Georgie, I have a big stick."

I'm not even sure why we need this fundraiser…Michelle's doing a pretty good job of screwing the American taxpayer.

(tee hee) Good thing you don't have to stand up right now, George. Now zip up and be nice.

You played a doctor. I'm acting like the President….but I got a plane.

How big is the campaign donation?

You know, for the right price, George, I could make you my Movie Czar.

I forgot your name…which left wing socialist Hollywood America hater are you?

That fundraiser you're having at your home.. is it OK if I leave Joe at home

The new Secret Service "anti-fun" rules don't apply to me.

People consider my administration to be worse than that horrible Batman film you were in.

Reality is not a limiting factor in liberal minds.

Who is George Hussein Onyango Obama? You are George, my long lost Bro…

I do good with George's, one takes all the blame, one gives me all his money, one doesn't exist, and you make me a star!…

Stick with me George and you will soon become an anathema too!

When we get done here we can go to my place for a little doggie dip

George, you will get a big bail-out for this!

No but thanks – My Looting is going just fine…

Ha! not one of those $3 schmucks got in!

U wanna see my "Situation Room"?

Hey!, I got one of those I Phone see through apps from Secret Service – it works on Palin!

"I know you're handsome George, but I'm a Tom Selleck guy."

Obama: "Closer, closer. Just a little bit closer, please."

"Can I borrow 20,000 bucks, the taxpayers will pay you back later."

Y'know, George, I think you are just DREAMY!!

George, can you get me Lassie's phone number?

You get arrested as many times as you like George. Keep supporting me, and I'll be you get outta jail free card.

You only act for one picture at a time but I've been acting for over three years straight.

Biden said it best…I really do have a big stick.

I really do have a big stick you know?